Geminilove: Ok, so I am over 30 and looking for a nice, kind and intelligent man. I wonder are there any single men over 35 yrs old who want to get married here? I am easy going intelligent, kind, attractive woman. Serious men get in touch. Any questions please let me know. Happy Easter.

osaass: Hi,
You sound like a really pleasant person.i fit the criteria you highlighted and I am genuinely interested. Should you want to take further my email vruman278 at yahoo dot co dot uk

osaass: @ Geminlove

Was placing an ad for a friend. He preferred be anonymous. I am not that silly to date another if I am married and also post that am with family online.
Am really serious about earlier post. At least send me a private mail. I am a nice genuine lad.

osaass: It was never my intention to confuse you lol. Seriously though I understand the hesitation given the hustlers in this place.
Well like you alluded you never know until you try.
No need to invite other peeps here. Trust guys now, dem too jealous. Dem no go say nothing nice. . Dem must find way put sandsand for my gari.

Geminilove: The likes of laffLaff123, would say see story something doesn’t add up here. However, I always try and give everyone the benefit of the doubt.

laffLaff123, Where you at? You always have something to say. What your assessment of this LOL

lafflaff123:

Have nothing to say really.

You are a grown up and if you decide to date an online GUY i will be more than happy to wish you luck. But know that it is nearly impossible to see an eligible(MAN IN HIS 30's/40's with a good job,education,good head on his shoulder)man that is single.

Women like comfortability and if a man is comfortable why would he be single? there are just too many girls/women out there FACE TO FACE for any decent man to seriously waste his time trying to pursue a faceless person online.

There was a female member here i was starting to like last week, but after thinking about it, came to the conclusion it will not work( she is on the other side of the world and even if we are in the same country or State, it is even too big unless we live in the same city)So i am curious to know how OSAASS wants to run this love show for him or his friend.

But again, my believe again is that ONLINE LOVE ends where it started ONLINE.

tellwisdom: Germany, Will you marry me??...Do you have big yansh and fine look??

AB Engine: Trust me @Gemini when I say your sincerity is totally not Nigerian, this kind accords you applauds, oviations and lots of business cards. Just be mindful of some sugar-coated tongue-itching scams, all the best. And now to answer "Who wants to get Married?" I wish I could say YES now but the word 'marriage', isnt so well defined yet, its not just a union its a life construction project which scares me silly.

Geminilove:

who is Germany?

No be your name be that??

lafflaff123: 50? no my friend. From a man's perspective at least 40 lol so you can be sure you know what you want, especially if you live in the society where i am now and the RATIO is like 1 guy to 20 chicks. And this chicks no carry wahala like BUY ME BRAZIL abi na SPANISH weave on or Wig them dey call am.

When the time reach i go pack my BAG go village go find one Ekaette abi how u see am?

For the chicks its a little bit complicated because of their biological clock. But no rush in life, because who knows? anything can happen when the CUPID arrow strikes, even on Nairaland to a faceless female/male.

But for now? running wild like the WILD horse in the Bachelor movie.

By the way. What part of Nigeria you come from? the first post i read from you was about looking for a BUKA in Dubai, so hope my friend you SABI COOK?

lafflaff123: biological clock, no dey again. You can freeze your eggs and go back and have kids at 45 or even 55. Off course, I can cook and bake for that matter. I am yoruba so i can cook all the dishes, cook european, asian etc. Can you cook?
LOL Dubai Buka, that when you were calling me an ashewo who was looking for clients i have not forgotten that.

Lol Lol i no call you Ashawo ohh, okay i confess maybe i insinuate am small but no be well well. I need to be visiting the Health section of Nairaland more often now to learn a little more about women, so you are telling me a woman can freeze her eggs up till she is 55?are you serious? i see this doctors are playing god now.

Anyway, it no make sense. Abi na which breast a 55 year woman wan give pikin suck? and by the time the child is ready for marriage she would be in her 80's or 90's, that's selfish on the woman's part. In short a 55 year old woman will not even have the energy to keep up with a child when the child is growing up.

Back to you. So lets leave the European and Asian dishes out(baffles me how you learned how to cook Asian)and concentrate on the Nigerian food, specifically the Yoruba food. Was born and grew up in Lagos, so very much interested in anything Yoruba food (have eaten from the worst MAMA PUT with flies hanging around your plate to the best MAMA PUT in Lagos)so that's a plus for you and me, that we have something in common aside our first day of YABBING each other.

I think you and i are going to be very good friends.

There are like a million things i want to ask you, but this is not the appropriate place or time, but will leave an email address for you here so you can get in touch.

Are you still in the Middle East now?i flew into the Middle East last week for some work and should be here for sometime before going back, and if you are still in Dubai can take one weekend off to dash in and out, so that we can have that lunch at that Nigeria Buka in Dubai.

Make we continue to dey talk oh.