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Enjoy Dem Jokes by Kenistry(m): 6:30pm On Apr 10, 2012 |
1. An Igbo man fell into a well & was screamin for help. His wife came wit a new rope to draw him out, he looked at d rope and ask, hw much do u buy dis rope? D wife replied '1000 naira' still inside d well he shouted what! Return it now now, go to papa Emeka shop and buy, he sell it for 300 naira. Hurry up b4 i die here ooooo 2. Pastor: turn to ur left and say to ur neighbour....it shall b permanent in ur life. A young boy turned to his left and saw an slowpoke. Apparently confused, he stared at d slowpoke for sometime and say to him 'dont mind d pastor' D slowpoke replied "na God save u, i for use slap kill u today" 3. A boy takes a girl on a date. She orders costly champange and d expensive food on d menu. D boy ask, do u eat like dis at ur mother's plc? D girl replied, No, my mother doesn't plan to sleep wit me later |
Re: Enjoy Dem Jokes by Nobody: 12:39am On Apr 11, 2012 |
You try. Some i've seen before..... |
Re: Enjoy Dem Jokes by Ruqaya(f): 11:41am On Apr 11, 2012 |
Very funny, i love 'em all |
Re: Enjoy Dem Jokes by mkmyers45(m): 11:48am On Apr 11, 2012 |
Nice Joke ![]() |
Re: Enjoy Dem Jokes by mcnepow(m): 2:38pm On Apr 11, 2012 |
![]() ![]() ![]() nice jokes |
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