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Peep into Dis Thread Nd Laf Away Ur Sorrows by onomemario(m): 10:29am On Apr 11, 2012 |
A farmer ordered a high- tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted his "manhood" into the equipment, turned on the switch and everything else was automatic. Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with much more pleasure than his wife did. When the fun was over, though, he quickly realized that he couldn't remove the instrument from his 'member'. He read the manual but didn't find any useful information on how to disengage himself. He tried every button on the instrument, but still without success. Finally, he decided to call the supplier's Customer Service Hot Line with his cell phone (Thank god for cell phones!). "Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow's udder?" "Don't worry," replied the customer service rep, "The machine will release automatically once it's collected two gallon 1 Like |
Re: Peep into Dis Thread Nd Laf Away Ur Sorrows by onomemario(m): 10:32am On Apr 11, 2012 |
A man had a bad case of stammering.He went to many doctors over the years, but none of them could help him. Finally one doctor said to him"I believe I found the reason for your stammering". The man asked, "Wha, wha, wha, what is my pro, pro, problem." The doctor replied, "Your d!ck is very, very large. The weight of your di!k is causing a strain on your larynx, and this results in your stammering. The only solution to this is to perform a d!ck transplant." The man was really tired of his stammering, so he agreed to a transplant. Several dayslater the doctor called the man up and informed him that they have found a suitable donor.The transplant operation was successfully performed and the man could speak without any stutter. At first he was happy, but after a while he began to miss his large d!ck, and how the girls used to love it. He finally went back to his doctor and said, "Doctor, I am grateful for the opportunity you have given me to speak without a stammer, but I miss my old d!ck. Please find the transplant donor and tell him that we have to exchange d!cks back." The doctor shook his head and replied, "That's im, im, im, im, im, imp, impo, impo, impossible." 1 Like |
Re: Peep into Dis Thread Nd Laf Away Ur Sorrows by onomemario(m): 10:32am On Apr 11, 2012 |
A man had a bad case of stammering.He went to many doctors over the years, but none of them could help him. Finally one doctor said to him"I believe I found the reason for your stammering". The man asked, "Wha, wha, wha, what is my pro, pro, problem." The doctor replied, "Your d!ck is very, very large. The weight of your di!k is causing a strain on your larynx, and this results in your stammering. The only solution to this is to perform a d!ck transplant." The man was really tired of his stammering, so he agreed to a transplant. Several dayslater the doctor called the man up and informed him that they have found a suitable donor.The transplant operation was successfully performed and the man could speak without any stutter. At first he was happy, but after a while he began to miss his large d!ck, and how the girls used to love it. He finally went back to his doctor and said, "Doctor, I am grateful for the opportunity you have given me to speak without a stammer, but I miss my old d!ck. Please find the transplant donor and tell him that we have to exchange d!cks back." The doctor shook his head and replied, "That's im, im, im, im, im, imp, impo, impo, impossible." |
Re: Peep into Dis Thread Nd Laf Away Ur Sorrows by Ruqaya(f): 11:37am On Apr 11, 2012 |
Love the first joke |
Re: Peep into Dis Thread Nd Laf Away Ur Sorrows by mcnepow(m): 2:58pm On Apr 11, 2012 |
hehehehe |
Re: Peep into Dis Thread Nd Laf Away Ur Sorrows by swtchicgurl: 10:54am On Apr 12, 2012 |
ok |
Re: Peep into Dis Thread Nd Laf Away Ur Sorrows by onomemario(m): 6:51am On Oct 29, 2012 |
swtchicgurl: okis dah al u kan say |
Re: Peep into Dis Thread Nd Laf Away Ur Sorrows by mormoni(m): 8:01am On Oct 29, 2012 |
mtswww |
Re: Peep into Dis Thread Nd Laf Away Ur Sorrows by onomemario(m): 9:27am On Oct 29, 2012 |
mormoni: mtswww*in.godly.tune* UR DADDY! |
Re: Peep into Dis Thread Nd Laf Away Ur Sorrows by yungkiz(m): 1:38pm On Oct 29, 2012 |
I no even lauf at all onomemario: *in.godly.tune* UR DADDY! onomemario: *in.godly.tune* UR DADDY! onomemario: *in.godly.tune* UR DADDY! onomemario: *in.godly.tune* UR DADDY! |
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