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A farmer ordered a
high-
tech milking machine.
Since the equipment
arrived when his wife was
out of town, he decided to
test it on himself first.
So, he inserted his
"manhood" into the
equipment, turned on the
switch and everything
else was automatic.
Soon, he realized that the
equipment provided him
with much more pleasure
than his wife did. When
the fun was over, though,
he quickly realized that he
couldn't remove the
instrument from his
'member'.
He read the manual but
didn't find any useful
information on how to
disengage himself. He
tried every button on the
instrument, but still
without success. Finally,
he decided to call the
supplier's
Customer Service Hot Line
with his cell phone (Thank
god for cell phones!).
"Hello, I just bought a
milking machine from
your company. It works
fantastic, but how do I
remove it from the cow's
udder?"
"Don't worry," replied the
customer service rep,
"The machine will release
automatically once it's
collected two gallon

A man had a bad case of
stammering.He went to many
doctors
over the years, but none of them
could help him. Finally one doctor
said to him"I believe I found the
reason for your stammering". The
man asked, "Wha, wha, wha, what
is my pro, pro, problem." The
doctor replied, "Your manliness is very,
very large. The weight of your
di!k is causing a strain on your
larynx, and this results in your
stammering. The only solution to
this is to perform a manliness
transplant." The man was really
tired of his stammering, so he
agreed to a transplant. Several
dayslater the doctor called the man
up and informed him that they
have found a suitable donor.The
transplant operation was
successfully performed and the
man could
speak without any stutter. At first
he was happy, but after a while
he began to miss his large manliness,
and how the girls used to love it.
He finally went back to his doctor
and said, "Doctor, I am grateful
for the opportunity you have given
me to speak without a stammer,
but
I miss my old manliness. Please find the
transplant donor and tell him
that we have to exchange d!cks
back." The doctor shook his head
and replied, "That's im, im, im, im,
im, imp, impo, impo,
impossible."

A man had a bad case of
stammering.He went to many
doctors
over the years, but none of them
could help him. Finally one doctor
said to him"I believe I found the
reason for your stammering". The
man asked, "Wha, wha, wha, what
is my pro, pro, problem." The
doctor replied, "Your manliness is very,
very large. The weight of your
di!k is causing a strain on your
larynx, and this results in your
stammering. The only solution to
this is to perform a manliness
transplant." The man was really
tired of his stammering, so he
agreed to a transplant. Several
dayslater the doctor called the man
up and informed him that they
have found a suitable donor.The
transplant operation was
successfully performed and the
man could
speak without any stutter. At first
he was happy, but after a while
he began to miss his large manliness,
and how the girls used to love it.
He finally went back to his doctor
and said, "Doctor, I am grateful
for the opportunity you have given
me to speak without a stammer,
but
I miss my old manliness. Please find the
transplant donor and tell him
that we have to exchange d!cks
back." The doctor shook his head
and replied, "That's im, im, im, im,
im, imp, impo, impo,
impossible."

Love the first joke

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onomemario: *in.godly.tune* UR DADDY!

onomemario: *in.godly.tune* UR DADDY!

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