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| Need A Saw? by robby1(m): 6:27pm On Mar 26, 2006 |
A construction worker on the 3rd floor of a building needs a handsaw so he sees another man on the 1st floor. He yells down to him, but he can't hear, so he does sign language. The man on the 3rd floor does sign language. He points at his eye meaning "I", points at his knee meaning "need", and moves his hand back and forth in a handsaw motion. The man on the 1st floor knods his head, pulls down his pants, and starts masturbating. The man on the 3rd floor gets so angry he runs down to the 1st floor and says, "What the Bleep is wrong with you dumbass? I said I need handsaw!!" The other guy says," I knew that, I was just trying to tell you I'm coming." |
| Re: Need A Saw? by spikelord(m): 8:57pm On Mar 26, 2006 |
LOLOLOLOL, Thatz funny. Where did you get that from? |
| Re: Need A Saw? by Babybee(f): 12:06am On Mar 27, 2006 |
from me,   |
| Re: Need A Saw? by buckeye(m): 3:35am On Mar 27, 2006 |
haha, hilarious |
| Re: Need A Saw? by ThugLife1(m): 12:39am On Apr 30, 2008 |
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| Re: Need A Saw? by clemcykul(f): 9:17am On Apr 30, 2008 |
lmao |
| Re: Need A Saw? by Aiphie(f): 1:05pm On Apr 30, 2008 |
Very naughty and funny. |
| Re: Need A Saw? by chistiana(f): 3:51pm On May 02, 2008 |
nice joke |
| Re: Need A Saw? by hclacid(m): 7:11am On May 03, 2008 |
lmao. real nasty and funny joke |
| Re: Need A Saw? by Nobody: 8:05am On May 03, 2008 |
happy wacking  |
| Re: Need A Saw? by clemcykul(f): 12:22pm On May 03, 2008 |
thank you once again |
| Re: Need A Saw? by Nobody: 12:24pm On May 03, 2008 |
funny  |
| Re: Need A Saw? by segunpc(m): 9:28am On May 05, 2008 |
i no catch the joke at all. |
| Re: Need A Saw? by olulu(m): 11:27am On May 05, 2008 |
segunpc: inserts joke understanding micro chip into his skull @poster nice one |
| Re: Need A Saw? by clemcykul(f): 11:46am On May 05, 2008 |
well done olulu |
| Re: Need A Saw? by segunpc(m): 4:58pm On May 05, 2008 |
clemcy instead make u scold olulu u dey hail am[b]  [/b] |
| Re: Need A Saw? by folly69(m): 5:32pm On May 05, 2008 |
crazy joke am sure ituen was de guy on the 3rd floor and saucekid de guy on de 1st floor. |
| Re: Need A Saw? by segunpc(m): 9:51am On May 06, 2008 |
someone shld pls explain this joke to me . my head is not booting at all. |
| Re: Need A Saw? by segunpc(m): 9:54am On May 06, 2008 |
ok i don catch the joke masef. |
| Re: Need A Saw? by tytylayor: 5:17pm On May 06, 2008 |
segunpc: aww! tank gawwd |
| Re: Need A Saw? by TOYOSI20(f): 7:41pm On May 06, 2008 |
Me likes it. . , . . . |
| Re: Need A Saw? by tytylayor: 6:54am On May 07, 2008 |
me roves it. . . . . . . . |
| Re: Need A Saw? by clemcykul(f): 8:39am On May 07, 2008 |
me bla bla blares it |
| Re: Need A Saw? by segunpc(m): 9:18am On May 07, 2008 |
some pple needs mind cleansing here. |
| Re: Need A Saw? by oluyemimi(f): 9:30am On May 07, 2008 |
nice one ,,,na wa 4 u wey no sabi d joke oh!!!!! |
| Re: Need A Saw? by clemcykul(f): 9:35am On May 07, 2008 |
wetin concern you oluyemi olofofo  |
| Re: Need A Saw? by tytylayor: 10:08am On May 07, 2008 |
no mind am |
| Re: Need A Saw? by clemcykul(f): 10:34am On May 08, 2008 |
how i go take mind olfofo |
| Re: Need A Saw? by olulu(m): 10:37pm On May 08, 2008 |
u fit take d mind, just gimme her body, i get tins to do wit it |
| Re: Need A Saw? by clemcykul(f): 8:42am On May 09, 2008 |
i trust you mr oko nla |
| Re: Need A Saw? by tytylayor: 8:50am On May 09, 2008 |
wetin una dey tlk? |
| Re: Need A Saw? by clemcykul(f): 9:55am On May 09, 2008 |
i dey talk wetin u knoe wan believe |
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