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Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2012/2013 Admissions. ND/HND by Dotmond1(m): 12:39am On Aug 14, 2012
Addebayo: Apologise ko apologise ni, abi moti apologise ni. . . . . U came here to post nonsense and you are expecting pple to apologise, abeg make unna no beleive dis guy jooo, how can a lecturer choose candidiate dat will be admitted or not ? God save you sae u no dey among my 2go fwends. You are the one dat needs to apologise for posting nonsense
Adebayo, i pray ya mouth wont kill u someday..
Just like saying finz without cautioning ya mouth..
I did not pity u ooo.
Do u know if ADEX is in a FRATERNITY or KIND OF?
I did not pity u oooooo
just kip talking oooo.
Its good 4 d health.

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Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2012/2013 Admissions. ND/HND by adewex(m): 2:00am On Aug 14, 2012
Dotmond1:
Pls ooo, wat u now trying 2 say is dat, 'we dat did not runz our way should loose hope or wat, cos i still dont get issue of 1000 names, and 400 names wanna be shortlisted..
Or 1000 aspirants applied 4 d course, but 400/500 was on merit..
Or better still 1000 aspirants was on merit, but dey wanna shortlist 400/500 names??
I still dont get tinz ooo.
Anyhow it is, thy ANGELS of God av written ma name on D admin Merit list, so i gat no cause 4 alarm.
Wen d list is out am gonna av d full courage 2 tell pple on how I BElIEVE & HOPE in God almighty, and how HE sail me thru d shadow of admission list....
Lets just wait and see..
im not discouraging you. NEVER! wat im saying is GOD knows best. HOPE & Pray
Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2012/2013 Admissions. ND/HND by Dotmond1(m): 7:27am On Aug 14, 2012
adewex:
im not discouraging you. NEVER! wat im saying is GOD knows best. HOPE & Pray
Aiit boss, tanx alot, God gonna see us thru.
Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2012/2013 Admissions. ND/HND by Addebayo(m): 8:08am On Aug 14, 2012
Dotmond1:
Adebayo, i pray ya mouth wont kill u someday..
Just like saying finz without cautioning ya mouth..
I did not pity u ooo.
Do u know if ADEX is in a FRATERNITY or KIND OF?
I did not pity u oooooo
just kip talking oooo.
Its good 4 d health.
See me see wahala ooo, even d person in question pretends he didnt see anytin wats ur business abt it, FRATERNITY OR NO FRATERNITY i dnt care. I know if poly ibadan av release admission list all this won't happen. I dnt expect you to pity me cos we are nt d same, our behavior are nt d same and u know dat urself.
Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2012/2013 Admissions. ND/HND by sparko1(m): 9:27am On Aug 14, 2012
For those saying 50 is the total mark i think you should hold your thought, i too had 65% so please hold it and pray your name is shortlisted instead of looking for fault in every comment.
Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2012/2013 Admissions. ND/HND by adewex(m): 1:17pm On Aug 14, 2012
onisq:
Shey na poly say d total mark is 50 n wen did 50 start carrying percentage?
ROTFLMAO!!! no kill the guy ooo..
Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2012/2013 Admissions. ND/HND by jen2jeff: 1:47pm On Aug 14, 2012
nawa oooooooo........poly ib sha
Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2012/2013 Admissions. ND/HND by PopoolaTaiwo(m): 1:54pm On Aug 14, 2012
Houx plx com 2 my rexku. I wrote my cbt hnd on thrsdae n my result was nt sent 2 me. Bt dae ad sent it 2 my frnd, cox mate dat we did it d same day. Pls wat can i do. Helppppppp me
Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2012/2013 Admissions. ND/HND by adewex(m): 2:43pm On Aug 14, 2012
Popoola Taiwo: Houx plx com 2 my rexku. I wrote my cbt hnd on thrsdae n my result was nt sent 2 me. Bt dae ad sent it 2 my frnd, cox mate dat we did it d same day. Pls wat can i do. Helppppppp me
you are not the only one why dont you try the internet.. Fill in your details on the website just the way you printed your cbt exam date. It MAY be there..
Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2012/2013 Admissions. ND/HND by Estarbaby1(f): 5:29pm On Aug 14, 2012
Dotmond1:
Aiit boss, tanx alot, God gonna see us thru.
AMEN ooooooo
Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2012/2013 Admissions. ND/HND by Estarbaby1(f): 5:34pm On Aug 14, 2012
Dotmond1:
Abegg oooo. Na who kon be DOLLOP HEAD, cos i cant stop laughing here oooo
i beg ask am 4 me ooo, cos me 2 don laugh tired sef
Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2012/2013 Admissions. ND/HND by Seylad2009(m): 6:16pm On Aug 14, 2012
To all candidate,Pls and Pls stop all dis attack and counterattack posts.Evrybody is entitle 2 his/her opinion,contribute or ignore.tanx..If u do a "sure" runz ur name wil be out,if u didt ur name wil be out too,it just dat 1 wil be a guess and 1 certain..BEST OF LUCK TO EVRYBODY.

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Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2012/2013 Admissions. ND/HND by Seylad2009(m): 7:00pm On Aug 14, 2012
To All HND Candidate,the total mark is 100 and d cut-off has nt been determine.If ur result isnt sent 2U,go check it on d sch web using ur FORM NO & CBT Card.Those dat meet d cut-off wil be cal 4 oral interview..For info/asst call 08079510621

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Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2012/2013 Admissions. ND/HND by adewex(m): 8:38pm On Aug 14, 2012
Seylad2009: To all candidate,Pls and Pls stop all dis attack and counterattack posts.Evrybody is entitle 2 his/her opinion,contribute or ignore.tanx..If u do a "sure" runz ur name wil be out,if u didt ur name wil be out too,it just dat 1 wil be a guess and 1 certain..BEST OF LUCK TO EVRYBODY.
GBAM!

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Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2012/2013 Admissions. ND/HND by whilly: 8:43pm On Aug 14, 2012
please anybody who know when ND part form is closing
Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2012/2013 Admissions. ND/HND by shakur4luv(m): 9:22am On Aug 15, 2012
@seylad tell some empty skull to stop posting mouth watering nonsence on dis thread
Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2012/2013 Admissions. ND/HND by Dotmond1(m): 1:08pm On Aug 15, 2012
Its like i gat a SUGGESTION.
Since d list aint out yet, we cant just let dis TREND 2 be BORING.
So i came up wif a suggestion.
Anybody who gat a story should be posting HIS/HER life story here, and we all gonna be contributing 2 it by commenting..
Or posting of RIDDLES and JOKES..
Abi dat one no good nii??
So as 2 let d trend be busy and lively..
Abeg na suggestion i carry come here ooo, make no MUMU abuse me oooo.
Oya talk ya own.
Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2012/2013 Admissions. ND/HND by Porsey: 1:35pm On Aug 15, 2012
Dotmond1: Its like i gat a SUGGESTION.
Since d list aint out yet, we cant just let dis TREND 2 be BORING.
So i came up wif a suggestion.
Anybody who gat a story should be posting HIS/HER life story here, and we all gonna be contributing 2 it by commenting..
Or posting of RIDDLES and JOKES..
Abi dat one no good nii??
So as 2 let d trend be busy and lively..
Abeg na suggestion i carry come here ooo, make no MUMU abuse me oooo.
Oya talk ya own.
It ok by me

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Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2012/2013 Admissions. ND/HND by Dotmond1(m): 2:38pm On Aug 15, 2012
Pls bear wif me.
In NIGERIA¤
1,A poor hausa man is been Called ABOKI,
while d Rich one is been called ALHAJI.
2. any TOOTHPASTE na MACLEAN.
3. any SAUSAge na GALA.
4. all DETERGENT na OMO.
5. All Hausa are Muslims, and all Igbos are Christians.
6. In most houses' Hausa men are d Gatemen.
7. All state university in NiGERIA must always end with SU.

Plss add ya own...
No abusive word plssss
DOTMOND4 on 2GO
Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2012/2013 Admissions. ND/HND by omoho: 3:52pm On Aug 15, 2012
yes
slessbabe: Pls I need ur help.during the cbt test,I misplaced my form reprint with d photocopy.but I m wit my cbt reprint.will there be anyway I can get another reprint online?
Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2012/2013 Admissions. ND/HND by Olusunny: 4:28pm On Aug 15, 2012
Yemi12: Pls cn anybody tell me wethar i cn study banking&fin with dis 0 lavel result eng c6 math c5 eco c6 gov b3 lit in englis b3 yor b3 i r s d7 agric c6 biology d7 reply me
contact me on 2go@olucity! am a B/F student of the institution
Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2012/2013 Admissions. ND/HND by shakur4luv(m): 8:25pm On Aug 15, 2012
WOMAN: My Husband is not
interested in sex.
DOCTOR: Ok! give these pills to
him. Everyday, put 1 pill in his tea.
the woman did and they had sex
which
they enjoyed. Next day she puts 2
pills
in his tea and they
enjoyed much more sex. 3rd day,
she emptied the whole bottle in
his
tea.
Two days later Doctor called
to know the progress. Son picked
and
replied:
"Mom is in coma at
d moment, Aunt is in hospital,
Maid
is suing Dad for rape, My own
arse hurts and bleeding and Dad
is still running naked in d garden,
shouting Bingo! Bingo!! Bingo!!!
The chickens are all dead & Even
the Dogs are running 4 their
lives!

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Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2012/2013 Admissions. ND/HND by shakur4luv(m): 8:32pm On Aug 15, 2012
Akpors was coming back from
school, singing & dancing.
The father asked him, "My son,
dis one dat u're happy, singing &
dancing, I have not seen u in dis
mood for a while now"
Akpors replied & said, "Papa, u
will not be buying new textbooks,
notebooks and all the writing
materials"
The father shouted, "That's my
son, but wait oo, did you win
scholarship or something?"
"No papa am repeating the same
class!!!"

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Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2012/2013 Admissions. ND/HND by Dotmond1(m): 9:28pm On Aug 15, 2012
shakur4luv: Akpors was coming back from
school, singing & dancing.
The father asked him, "My son,
dis one dat u're happy, singing &
dancing, I have not seen u in dis
mood for a while now"
Akpors replied & said, "Papa, u
will not be buying new textbooks,
notebooks and all the writing
materials"
The father shouted, "That's my
son, but wait oo, did you win
scholarship or something?"
"No papa am repeating the same
class!!!"
9ice one there...
Akpors is always a fool.
Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2012/2013 Admissions. ND/HND by Dotmond1(m): 9:34pm On Aug 15, 2012
Teacher> who can make a sentence with GO?
Akpors> yes ma, i wanna try.
Teacher> lets hear u.

Akpor> I WAN GO MARKET.
Teacher> wats d meaning of dat, cmon correct ya self now, or i send u out of ma class.

Akpors> I NO DEY GO MARKET AGAIN.
!!! !!! !!!

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Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2012/2013 Admissions. ND/HND by Josoluwade: 9:37pm On Aug 15, 2012
@Yemi, u av beta chance 2 study Bankn n finance
Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2012/2013 Admissions. ND/HND by Dotmond1(m): 3:31am On Aug 16, 2012
This is how d PHONEBOOK of an Illiterate typical yoruba woman look like..
Alfa muniru.
Baba eleran.
Baba shade.
Bro wasiu (cafenta)
Iya Eleja.
Iya onigi.
Iya onirun.
Iya elewedu.
Sunday Iyanapaja
wasiu alaso.

Abeg add ya own

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