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Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2012/2013 Admissions. ND/HND by latidinho(m): 4:50am On Aug 16, 2012 |
LMAO.....nice 1 |
Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2012/2013 Admissions. ND/HND by latidinho(m): 4:59am On Aug 16, 2012 |
MUST READDDDD OOOO!!! An old woman boarded a bus to lagos frm calabar told d driver; "driver,if u reach Benin tell me o!D driver nodded n then she shouted again"my children,una hear wetin I tell am? Everybody responded YES MA.On d long journey to lagos,everybody slept off but dis woman neva blinkd.Dey neva knew she doesn't know Benin. Afta several hours of driving and lagos closeby wit Benin about 4hrs bhind,d poor woman then asked;driver,u neva reach benin ni? Ooooh!!D driver exclaimed;madam Benin is like 4hrs behind us.D woman started crying"take me back 2 Benin abeg I no wan wahala o!!!After all said,and considerg d age of d woman it was agreed dat d driver shld turn back 2 Benin.On getting 2 Benin,d driver came down,opened d door n told d woman she is in Benin.D woman simply opened her hand bag,brought out a sachet of panadol,removd 2 tablets n swallowd dem wit water.She then smiled and said,na my daughter say if I reach Benin make I take 2 tablets of panadol,Oya!Make we dey go Lagos. 3 Likes |
Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2012/2013 Admissions. ND/HND by Surdeeq(m): 5:23am On Aug 16, 2012 |
Nigerian policeman arrested a man urinating at a placeclearly marked"Do not urinate here, fine N500. The offender gives the policeman a N1000 note, The policeman turns around, fumbles a bit and says to the man, 'Oga now, urinate again, I don't have change...' 2 Likes |
Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2012/2013 Admissions. ND/HND by Surdeeq(m): 5:24am On Aug 16, 2012 |
If U can answer these questions Then u smarter than google 1. Swimming is a good exercise 2 stay fit, while are whales Fat?? 2.Shall I say there is racial discrimination in the game of chess as the white piece is moved first 3.if we have freedom of speech why do we have telephone bills 4.if money doesn't grow on tree, why do banks have branches? 5.Y doesn't glue stick to it's container?? 6.if u aren't suppose to drink n drive why do bar have parking lots?? 7.if abbreviation is to make words short, why is abbreviation such a long word? 8.If attendance at an event is strictly by invitation why publicize it on TV? 9.If towels are meant to dry our clean bodies after bathing, why wash towels? Where do their dirt come from? 10. FINISHED!!! 3 Likes |
Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2012/2013 Admissions. ND/HND by Porsey: 8:56am On Aug 16, 2012 |
A girl was chatting online wit a stranger. Stranger- hey pretty could u give me your mail. Girl- oh yes sure its, ihaveaboyfriend_andilovehimalot@getlost.com. Stranger-and mine is, iamyourfather_andyouaredead@meetmeathome.com. 1 Like |
Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2012/2013 Admissions. ND/HND by Dotmond1(m): 10:07am On Aug 16, 2012 |
Porsey: A girl was chatting online wit a stranger. Stranger- hey pretty could u give me your mail. Girl- oh yes sure its, ihaveaboyfriend_andilovehimalot@getlost.com.wow, 9ice one there.. Olorun i swear dis forum is xo xo lively now.. LWKMD 1 Like |
Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2012/2013 Admissions. ND/HND by Porsey: 10:48am On Aug 16, 2012 |
@dotmond, all tanks to u, cos u brought up the suggestion. My mind still on the merit list sha, the lord shall favor us all, Insha Allahu we shall all be admitted this year 1 Like |
Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2012/2013 Admissions. ND/HND by shakur4luv(m): 12:02pm On Aug 16, 2012 |
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison. And then they made love for the first time. Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped." Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him." After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!" The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal. Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted. She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again." Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence, OKAY! 1 Like |
Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2012/2013 Admissions. ND/HND by Porsey: 12:14pm On Aug 16, 2012 |
shakur4luv: The bride tells her husband,hmm nice one, but abeg no spoil fast for person for here. |
Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2012/2013 Admissions. ND/HND by Estarbaby1(f): 12:20pm On Aug 16, 2012 |
Porsey: @dotmond, all tanks to u, cos u brought up the suggestion. My mind still on the merit list sha, the lord shall favor us all, Insha Allahu we shall all be admitted this yearAMEN! AMEN!! AMEN!!! |
Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2012/2013 Admissions. ND/HND by Estarbaby1(f): 12:35pm On Aug 16, 2012 |
@DOTMOND u don make dis trend a 9ice nd comdey trend. Dubble tuale 4 u o, u 2much. Keep it up. IT IS WEL. (List on my mind) 1 Like |
Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2012/2013 Admissions. ND/HND by Dotmond1(m): 1:59pm On Aug 16, 2012 |
Estar baby: @DOTMOND u don make dis trend a 9ice nd comdey trend. Dubble tuale 4 u o, u 2much. Keep it up. IT IS WEL. (List on my mind)Tanks everybody dat encouraged me. Its not me its d LORDS DOING.. I hope and i believe am gonna meet u guys on campus someday. LOVE U ALL. Lets kip d thread going and lively.. MORE JOKES plsssss U guys are so so |
Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2012/2013 Admissions. ND/HND by Estarbaby1(f): 2:09pm On Aug 16, 2012 |
Pls cn sm1 ans dis 4 me? In a country of blind, deaf/dumb nd including leper citizens, a deaf/dumb man caught a blind man's wife in an adultery act, pls tel me hw is d deaf/dumb man going 2 tel d blind man wat he saw. 1 Like |
Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2012/2013 Admissions. ND/HND by Dotmond1(m): 2:12pm On Aug 16, 2012 |
...ALL NA WASH... 1. I av neva tasted Amala b4. 2. I hate drinking GARRI. 3. My DAD has HUMMER20 model in HIS compound. 4. We av 3 swimming pools in our house b4, not until armed robbers came to steal 2 away. 5. My daddy & OBAMA were classmates wen in Primary school. 6. Since i was born, i av neva lied. 7. Since i was born, i av neva kissed a guy. 8. I dont know wat wrong wif DAVIDO/WIZKID, they just love disturbing my peace by calling me. 9. Rihanna love pinging me alot. 10. I av neva payed 4 credit in ma life , but i call all d time. Lets kip it rolling by adding ya own.. 2 Likes |
Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2012/2013 Admissions. ND/HND by Dotmond1(m): 2:14pm On Aug 16, 2012 |
Estar baby: Pls cn sm1 ans dis 4 me? In a country of blind, deaf/dumb nd including leper citizens, a deaf/dumb man caught a blind man's wife in an adultery act, pls tel me hw is d deaf/dumb man going 2 tel d blind man wat he saw.na u go answer dat one by yaself oooo. Abi u wan kill person 4 here nii?? |
Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2012/2013 Admissions. ND/HND by Estarbaby1(f): 5:44pm On Aug 16, 2012 |
Dotmond1:jst a joke noni. But hw is he going 2 tel d oda man. Hmmmm,IT IS WEL |
Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2012/2013 Admissions. ND/HND by Porsey: 5:46pm On Aug 16, 2012 |
Dotmond1: ...ALL NA WASH...hmmm 1. Waiter i wud prefer hot salad. 2. My best friend na Dangote. 3. I lyk drinking hot ice cream. 4. I travel 2 dubai everyday as if i am going to my backyard. 5. Banky W got a crush on me. NA WASH 1 Like |
Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2012/2013 Admissions. ND/HND by Estarbaby1(f): 8:16pm On Aug 16, 2012 |
Porsey: hmmm 1. Waiter i wud prefer hot salad. 2. My best friend na Dangote. 3. I lyk drinking hot ice cream. 4. I travel 2 dubai everyday as if i am going to my backyard. 5. Banky W got a crush on me. NA WASH1.My father na ADENUGA 2. My mother na NGOZI OKONJO IWELA 3. My broda na DAVID MARK 4. We al live in ASOKORO(Aso villa) al NA WASH jor 1 Like |
Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2012/2013 Admissions. ND/HND by Dotmond1(m): 8:27pm On Aug 16, 2012 |
Estar baby: 1.My father na ADENUGA 2. My mother na NGOZI OKONJO IWELA 3. My broda na DAVID MARK 4. We al live in ASOKORO(Aso villa) al NA WASH jor1. Since i was born, i av neva climb BIKE. 2. My aunt is PAtience Jonathan private teacher. 3. My father is the V.C of OXFORD UNIVERSITY. 1 Like |
Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2012/2013 Admissions. ND/HND by kaystar62(m): 8:41pm On Aug 16, 2012 |
FOR ALL THE JAMBITES THAT WROTE THIS 2012/2013 POST JAMB THAT DID NOT MEET UP WITH THE CUT OFF MARK.THE CHANGE OF COURSE FORM IS OUT IN THE SCHOOL ADMISSION OFFICE AND ITS FREE.THIS IS THE LAST CHANCE U HAVE B4 IT WILL CLOSE.IF U SCORE LOW U CAN CHANGE TO A COURSE THAT HAS A LOWER CUT OFF MARK.CALL 4 ASSISTANCE KAYSTAR 08097306603. |
Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2012/2013 Admissions. ND/HND by Porsey: 8:45pm On Aug 16, 2012 |
Estar baby: 1.My father na ADENUGA 2. My mother na NGOZI OKONJO IWELA 3. My broda na DAVID MARK 4. We al live in ASOKORO(Aso villa) al NA WASH jorHmm nice one dere, i dey feel u jare. 1 Like |
Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2012/2013 Admissions. ND/HND by Porsey: 8:56pm On Aug 16, 2012 |
1. I change my shirt everyday nd neva put dem on again - NA WASH. 2. Na me produce the fimile beat for kaz - NA WASH. 3. Back in d days Wizkid was my boi - NA WASH. 4. My father be d presido of WORLD BANK - EVERYTIN NA WASH. 1 Like |
Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2012/2013 Admissions. ND/HND by Donkorrey: 9:27pm On Aug 16, 2012 |
Atention please!!! Pls o dont say an disturbing d peace over here am an aspirant 2 o. Pls 4 God sake dont get me wrong coz.. K av been readin frm dis trend 4 d last 3days n all i cld read is JoKEs ! Well its cool but lets limit it cos since 3day ago i avnt got any gud info wich i fink is not alwayz lik dis jokes r ment 2 reform our soul pls let giv room 4 vital information. Dont get me wrong!!! |
Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2012/2013 Admissions. ND/HND by Surdeeq(m): 10:30pm On Aug 16, 2012 |
Na Only 9ja i know say we dey use Electricity by priviledge not by right. Ask me why? A naija person go use like only 2hrs and go dey blame nepa say this light 2much for now, and go say; Nepa i beg make una take the light so that we go fit use am for night. Generator don bend some people waist for my area ehn, u no go believe am.people for my area dey buy opa eyin as if dey wan use am for woman where'as na generator dey wan use am for., naija no kil us o, proud to be 9ja. 1 Like |
Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2012/2013 Admissions. ND/HND by latidinho(m): 10:49pm On Aug 16, 2012 |
You Took your Babe on a Date and the Waiter was Like; "Aunty How Far? Chief nko?... Shey Na your New Maga be this?? What will you do?? |
Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2012/2013 Admissions. ND/HND by Porsey: 11:04pm On Aug 16, 2012 |
Donkorrey: Atention please!!!Donkorrey i get what u are saying and i saw ur comment on OOU admission page nd i also know dat u didn't meet the cut off mark, but that does not mean that u av to loose hope nd who talk say u no fit gain admission 4 there coz from ur comment i can see u are already loosing hope. U didn't meet the cut off mark does not mean u can't gain admission, ur name could still cum out in the supplementary list, just av faith in the lord. And as for we on this trend we are just tying to be lively nd even me am not 100% sure of my admission, i just put my trust in God and also we on this trend are just aspirant lyk u, we hardly av information, we are all just puting our faith in the lord. Insha Allahu we all shall be admitted this year, that 4 sure. So Donkorrey my bro don't worry, there is nothing impossible in front of the Almighty, STAY BLESSED. 1 Like |
Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2012/2013 Admissions. ND/HND by Dotmond1(m): 7:14am On Aug 17, 2012 |
Porsey: Donkorrey i get what u are saying and i saw ur comment on OOU admission page nd i also know dat u didn't meet the cut off mark, but that does not mean that u av to loose hope nd who talk say u no fit gain admission 4 there coz from ur comment i can see u are already loosing hope. U didn't meet the cut off mark does not mean u can't gain admission, ur name could still cum out in the supplementary list, just av faith in the lord. And as for we on this trend we are just tying to be lively nd even me am not 100% sure of my admission, i just put my trust in God and also we on this trend are just aspirant lyk u, we hardly av information, we are all just puting our faith in the lord. Insha Allahu we all shall be admitted this year, that 4 sure. So Donkorrey my bro don't worry, there is nothing impossible in front of the Almighty, STAY BLESSED.porsey, tanx jawee. Dats wat i wanna say 2 him also... Tanx 4 replying... 1 Like |
Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2012/2013 Admissions. ND/HND by Estarbaby1(f): 8:03am On Aug 17, 2012 |
If oyinbo woman wan born pikin,her husband go dey pet her as if na both of dem wan born am. If d woman tok anytin d husband go do am,but cm 9ja, doctor go 1st pursue dem,nd if d woman go tok u go hear WOMAN: honey hmmm MAN: u don start oo WOMAN: honey hold me hmm my waist MAN: na so ur own dey b o,wen iya biliki wan born her own she neva comot 4 parlour b4 she born oo WOMAN: honey hold my hand MAN: shuu,na ur hand d pikin wan 4rm come out ni? I beg born wetin u go born make i dey go house jor!!! |
Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2012/2013 Admissions. ND/HND by Dotmond1(m): 8:24am On Aug 17, 2012 |
Estar baby: If oyinbo woman wan born pikin,her husband go dey pet her as if na both of dem wan born am. If d woman tok anytin d husband go do am,but cm 9ja, doctor go 1st pursue dem,nd if d woman go tok u go hear WOMAN: honey hmmm MAN: u don start oo WOMAN: honey hold me hmm my waist MAN: na so ur own dey b o,wen iya biliki wan born her own she neva comot 4 parlour b4 she born oo WOMAN: honey hold my hand MAN: shuu,na ur hand d pikin wan 4rm come out ni? I beg born wetin u go born make i dey go house jor!!!9ice one there... Ur head dey there ooooo.. CHANGE OF COURSE FORM IS OUT OOOOOOOOO 1 Like |
Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2012/2013 Admissions. ND/HND by Dotmond1(m): 8:25am On Aug 17, 2012 |
latidinho:say wetin? Shey d waiter wan spoil show nii? Abeg leave d poor gal jawee 1 Like |
Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2012/2013 Admissions. ND/HND by Odunnu: 3:00am On Aug 28, 2012 |
Is it out yet? |
Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2012/2013 Admissions. ND/HND by Ojosaac(m): 9:22am On Aug 28, 2012 |
No |
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