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What Is A Kiss? by GeeCee(m): 12:12pm On Nov 07, 2007
According to:

Prof. of Economics
Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply.

Prof. of Accountancy
Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

Prof. of Algebra
Kiss is infinite because it is two divided by nothing.

Prof. of Geometry
Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.

Prof. of Physics
Kiss is the contraction of the mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

Prof. of Chemistry
Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.

Prof. of Zoology
Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.

Prof. of Physiology
Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris muscles in the state of contraction.

Prof. of Dentistry
Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

Prof. of Philosophy
Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.

Prof. of English
Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction, it is more common than proper, it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.

Prof. of Architecture
Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects


Prof. of Computer Science
What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable
Re: What Is A Kiss? by nawa1(m): 12:24pm On Nov 07, 2007
na wa oo

then which Prof. said, "a kiss is a upper preparation for lower invasion that will lead to further penetration in a fast acceleration which will produce the next generation"?
Re: What Is A Kiss? by saucekid(m): 12:51pm On Nov 07, 2007
na prof. saucekid grin grin grin Ph.d,Ms.c,LLb,Gcfn etc
Re: What Is A Kiss? by GeeCee(m): 3:00pm On Jun 09, 2009
cool

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