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The Dog & Calabar Man! by omen: 10:31pm On Nov 07, 2007 |
A wealthy Man has a bulldog (called Showbobo) that he never let out of his fence. He so much cherish this dog that they both sleep together. On an Xmas day he decided to open his gate. Not later than 10mins, a Calabar man was passing by and the dog followed the man. The wealthy man said to the dog: " showbobo come back here" for 5 times but the dog wouldn't listen. After trying all possible means to call back the dog then the wealthy man said: "showbobo that man na calabar man o" sharp sharp the dog (showbobo) turn back and ran. The dog fear him life. Showbobo, shey u say u no dey fear! Why u run? |
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man! by lukmond: 11:17am On Nov 08, 2007 |
Abeg make una donate laugh for this guy, |
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man! by Bestglo(f): 1:24pm On Nov 08, 2007 |
lukmond:make you first donate so that we go dey follow |
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man! by ituen(m): 1:30pm On Nov 08, 2007 |
My own laugh don finish for other people joke. Una fit borrow me laugh |
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man! by Bestglo(f): 1:37pm On Nov 08, 2007 |
@ ituen I fit borrow you three rounds of laugh but i think that is still not enough for this powerful calabar man and his dog abi what do you think? |
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man! by ituen(m): 1:48pm On Nov 08, 2007 |
make u borrow others tthe laugh oh cos i dont know how to repay |
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man! by omen: 2:05pm On Nov 08, 2007 |
me Jo man, u dey harsh ooo! Any Warri guy here? Bros e, make u yan them. |
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man! by Bestglo(f): 2:10pm On Nov 08, 2007 |
ituen: You don't need to repay.Being generous is my nature |
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man! by neneinyan(f): 4:11pm On Nov 08, 2007 |
i don try 2 laff but laff no gree kom,who dey borrow laff der,abeg borrow me.tank u |
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man! by Bestglo(f): 4:20pm On Nov 08, 2007 |
@nene inyan i for borrow you but all the laugh don finish |
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man! by lukmond: 11:51am On Nov 09, 2007 |
Bestglo: am in short supply of laughs.i don laugh the laugh finish for another thread, |
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man! by temmysexy(f): 12:15pm On Nov 09, 2007 |
wot is this? |
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man! by Nobody: 12:44pm On Nov 09, 2007 |
Looking for laughter? |
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man! by clemcykul(f): 3:29pm On Nov 09, 2007 |
*Borrows laff from naijagurly's reservoire* buhahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahah showbobo the aja hhaha lol |
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man! by tessybaby(f): 3:46pm On Nov 09, 2007 |
CLEMCY!!!! When naijagurly to come here eh, na u sabi oh @ ALL have a splendid weekend |
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man! by biggerboy(m): 5:22pm On Nov 09, 2007 |
Wetin showbobo do you? |
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man! by omen: 7:14pm On Nov 09, 2007 |
Come wetin be him name? Showbobo or show body? He too dey criticize my jokes! That was why I posted this! |
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man! by showbobo(m): 9:06pm On Nov 09, 2007 |
omen: HAHAHAHAHAH.i never criticized your joke.everybody knows your jokes are always WHACK.anyway.i'm coming back at ya asshole |
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man! by Migines(m): 10:40pm On Nov 09, 2007 |
I can't even pretend to like dis "joke". |
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man! by showbobo(m): 10:52pm On Nov 09, 2007 |
i even refuse to like the joke myself |
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man! by omen: 11:54pm On Nov 09, 2007 |
well if you get the liver, let's get the ball rolloing! |
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man! by omen: 4:40am On Nov 10, 2007 |
HAHAHAHAHAH.i never criticized your joke.everybody knows your jokes are always WHACK.anyway.i'm coming back at ya asshole [quote][/quote] But come to think of it Showbobo! Are you sure you are bulldog ( as claimed on the joke) or you are a bingo (otherwise know as nkita)? One love guy! |
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man! by omen: 4:43am On Nov 10, 2007 |
If you are a bingo, I have some piles of bone at my backyard for you to crack! |
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man! by ituen(m): 2:05pm On Nov 10, 2007 |
*goes to babalawo and prays fervently for the fight to begin* |
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man! by omen: 2:09pm On Nov 10, 2007 |
No babalawo this time. Just yaabbbbssssssssssss! |
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man! by showbobo(m): 10:34pm On Nov 11, 2007 |
omen: you better leave me alone,you this BAD OMEN or else i'll tell my mummy for u ituen:oo Na for where fight dey happen you dey always like to dey.Dem need your presence for Afghanistan anyway. |
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man! by omen: 11:33pm On Nov 11, 2007 |
you better leave me alone,you this BAD OMEN or else i'll tell my mummy for u[quote][/quote] Ok my guy, I will leave you alone now. Just for the sake of your mummy. I suspect you are mummy's pet. Anyway, hope you no suck the breast fall. bad boy like you! At the age of 10 u still dey suck breast. |
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man! by showbobo(m): 11:40pm On Nov 11, 2007 |
i no be like you wey still dey BED WET and suck breast,OLODO like you |
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man! by omen: 11:43pm On Nov 11, 2007 |
Make I free u my guy. Hope u no dey vex 4 me shall. Cos if u dey vex, i go buy u vespar, give u veronica wen go help u dey drive the thing. Enjoy. |
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man! by showbobo(m): 11:47pm On Nov 11, 2007 |
omen: silly |
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man! by omen: 11:49pm On Nov 11, 2007 |
Come i no know say u sabi book like this ooo. That time when we dey secondary school, na u dey carry last 4 class now. Abi u don 4get? |
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man! by showbobo(m): 12:02am On Nov 12, 2007 |
you even know wetin be skul??you go skul at all??pussy |
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