Why did Jay-Z and Beyoncé name their
daughter Blue Ivy? Possibly because they are
exceedingly wealthy celebrities for whom
the act of procreation is chiefly an exercise
in branding... or because "Blue Ivy" is a
secret code revealing her membership in an
ancient and all-powerful occult secret
society. Which could it be??
The second one, right? Yes, definitely the
second one. Lo, let us clue you in on the
occult secrets behind the name "Blue Ivy,"
courtesy the well-respected and
authoritative Twitter account "Katt Williams
Parody":
Katt Williams Parody
@KattWiIlliams
I.V.Y. = Illuminati's Very Youngest B.L.U.E.
= Born Living Under Evil. Blue Ivy spelt
backwords (Eulb Yvi) = Latin for "Lucifers
Daughter".
8 Jan 12
Yep, that sounds legit to us. (Global Grind
disagrees: "So GlobalGrind decided to look
up EULB YVI, and to no one's surprise, the
words EULB YVI don't exist in the Latin
language - At ALL." Because the Illuminati
removed them.)
But in case you're not convinced by Katt
Williams Parody, or by the many videos on
YouTube that corroborate the theory,
Huffington Post provides an alternate
explanation
:
Linda Rosenkrankrantz, co-founder of
Nameberry, adds that there was a jazz
singer Ivy (aka Ivie) Anderson who sang
with Duke Ellington. Do Beyonce and Jay-
Z know her?
"Uncertain. But when I heard the name
Blue I did think of Billie Holiday and Lady
Sings the Blues," said Satran.
Yeahhhhhh. I dunno. Think I'm going with
the Illuminati.