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Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by tjdj: 3:04pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
its a nigerian movie when (1) someone will be shown 25 years after and he will be wearing the same clothes he wore earlier (2) a car is about to have an accident when the steering wheel suddenly starts turning and the driver will eventually hit an "ewedu" stem and the driver will be seen with his head on the steering wheel with no damage to windscreen, nor any scratch on the car whatsoever. (3) a car will hit someone at top speed and that person will still be lying on the bonnet of the car (4) a gunshot will be directed at an oncoming vehicle,it will kill the driver with all glasses wound up and the glasses will not break. (5) almost all endings will happen in church 7 Likes |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by harakiri(m): 3:06pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
Mmuo Okija: When at the end of the movie, a pastor and his team prays and the wiked/evil person manifests, confesses and then drops dead. . . To god be the glory. Wicked!!! |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by Nobody: 3:08pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
outline: when you see d herbalist wearing lacewig/brazillian hair So damn funny! U guyz made my head reel with lafta. |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by harakiri(m): 3:08pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
tj-dj: Priceless!!! |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by harakiri(m): 3:10pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
shadrach77: 1. an assasin would spend several minutes explaining the reasons behind his motives before shooting his victim Nice one |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by tjdj: 3:10pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
when the film advertisement ends with GO GRAB UR COPY NOW!!!!!! as if its going out of existence and ur entire being is dependent on it 1 Like |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by dabrake(m): 3:10pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
Mmuo Okija: - When it is marketed and distributed at 51/52 Iweka road Onitsha, 12 Idumota lane or Pound road Aba.I swear, yuo don watch 9ja movies pass me |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by ShiftControlAlt(m): 3:12pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
1. When Aki and paw paw must act in the same movie and usually as bad boys or trouble makers 2. Jim Iyke is always a bad/hard man 3. Mercy Johnson is always a village girl/student 1 Like |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by Fhemmmy: 3:12pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
When all you hear is "Yeah Man" |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by Silva79(f): 3:12pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
#YouKnowItsANigerianMovieWhen dey get into a romance scene, nd d camera suddenly starts facin d ceiling....den d weird moans follow.... 2 Likes |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by FKO1(m): 3:13pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
Only one film will have part 1,2,3 n 4.soundtrack is very loud,the actors cries like an id.iot,while the actresses cries like Babies.pete edochie is always the evil one.jim iyke is always d gangsta.they dnt display physical cash if nor be cheque e go dey inside envelope or ghana must go bags.naija i hail o.lmao 1 Like |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by tjdj: 3:13pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
accident is about to happen and the driver keeps turning the steering wheel as if its being struggled with him by some ghost, he will then eventually hit "ewedu" step and he will lie his head on the steering wheel with ketchup on his forehead 2 Likes |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by Nobody: 3:13pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
1) when a house is supposedly on fire but wont be consumed in flames 2) when a village igbo setting has all of the cast scantily dressed with ankara or animal skin, like NOBODY wears shirt & trouser in the village. 3 Likes |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by Nobody: 3:13pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
The gateman is so silly that he can be insulting his Boss(es) right in there presence without getting fired....Wonder if that is possible with the rate at which people sseek for employent... |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by Fhemmmy: 3:14pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
When you have to keep fast forwarding cos of their useless scene . . . They trying to add some love scene, but cant watch with kids anymore and yet they wanna call they family movies. |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by Yorisb: 3:16pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
afrobaby: A ghost will be looking on both sides of the road before crossingB4 Nko.....U wan make Okada kill 'am? 3 Likes |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by Nobody: 3:17pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
3) when u see the cameraman's image on the body of a shiny car, with his camera raised up and usually clad in white singlet and short knickers. 1 Like |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by DeepSight(m): 3:18pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
When in EVERY SINGLE movie, more than 20 minutes is occupied with the gateman opening the gate for oga to drive inside his mansion |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by amosy007: 3:18pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
Cuteobi: A dark and ugly baby grows up to be Van viker or Ramsey Noah |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by hane(m): 3:20pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
How about rat/mouse moving around Microphone showing while shooting |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by Nobody: 3:21pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
When it is distributed by Zeb Ejiro Produced by Zeb Ejiro Screen Play by Zeb Ejiro Make up by Zeb Ejiro Directed by Zeb Ejiro & Marketed @ Pound road Aba.... Nollywood no go kill person.loll |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by Yorisb: 3:21pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
Silva79: #YouKnowItsANigerianMovieWhen dey get into a romance scene, nd d camera suddenly starts facin d ceiling....den d weird moans follow.... Lol. Funny peeps! 1 Like |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by yommy2sure(m): 3:22pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
when a couple i making love in their room with no one watching and yet they cover themselves with thick blanket and start to struggle and sweat like they were forced to do it on ikorodu road. 5 Likes |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by Fhemmmy: 3:22pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
When you will see the boom mic at the left top corner of the frame . . . I duff my hat for Nigerian producer oh 1 Like |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by yommy2sure(m): 3:24pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
when a couple is making love in their room with no one watching and yet they cover themselves with thick blanket and start to struggle and sweat like they were forced to do it on ikorodu road. 3 Likes |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by Nobody: 3:25pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
4) when Funke Akindele comes up with OMO GHETTO AND Fathia Balogun copy cats with ONOME AGANGA, then Femi Adebayo brings JELILI Mercy Aigbe vexs and releases------ |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by dabrake(m): 3:27pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
yommy2sure: when a couple i making love in their room with no one watching and yet they cover themselves with thick blanket and start to struggle and [size=48pt]sweat like they were forced to do it on ikorodu road[/size].oh lawd 1 Like |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by gegee(m): 3:28pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
when ur mother and sisters all gather in the parlour watching the tv with rapt attention and periodically turn to each other and say "this kind thing dey happen o " 6 Likes |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by amosy007: 3:30pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
When u see an actor/actress remebrring what happened in 1972 ...and at the back u see vote for goodluck Jonathan 2011 fresh air billboard..in 1972 4 Likes |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by Sijo01(f): 3:30pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
Wen rich parents ar match-makin deir children. Wen dey go on a date, ordered for food but never ate frm it 1 Like |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by Kabikala(m): 3:30pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
It is Nollywood when: 1.) You are privileged to learn new grammatical expressions from the sub-titling such as "she has been promiscuiting herself" (Yoruba movies specifically) 2.) To transit between scenes, you will see the picture of a busy Lagos expressway. 3.) A woman in labour does not have any respite between contractions; she is permanently in pains. 4.) A newborn baby can look like a 6-month old. 5.) Patience Ozokwor is a wicked woman who drinks beer directly from the bottle. 1 Like |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by yunafa(f): 3:31pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
u are watching a naija movie when someone who claims he or she is abroad only makes phone calls inside a hotel room. u are watching naija movie when kanayo o. kanayo is a cultist,olu jacobs is a rich king with only daughters, pete edochie is an evil uncle in the village, patience ozokwor is over acting her wicked and satanic ways!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! desmond elliot is a player, genevieve is a big girl, ini edo and mercy johnson are runs babes(it is endless and i'm tired). 1 Like |
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