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David's Prayer In Pidgin English by honeric01(m): 3:14pm On Apr 23, 2012
1. The Lord na my shepard. I dey kampe.
2. E make me sidon for where better dey flow and come put me next to stream make my body thermacool.
3. E panel beat my soul come spray am white, come dey lead me dey go through express road of righteousness because of Hin name.
... 4. Walaii! If I waka pass where arm robber, 419 and juju people boku, come even join boko haram, reach valley of the shadow of death sef, liver no go fail me. Your rod and staff nko? Na so dem dey like backbone dey comfort me.
5. You don arrange good food on top table make I chop. See bad belle people dey look waa waa. You rub me for head with vaseline intensive lotion. My cup come be like River Niger dey troway dey go.
6. True true, better life and mercy go dey follow me till I quench. And I go tanda gidigba for the house of Chineke from lai lai to lai lai. God Almighty, Na you biko! AMEN.

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Re: David's Prayer In Pidgin English by KwachImani(f): 6:36am On Apr 24, 2012
grin grin grin ...chei.!....u will not kill me....

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Re: David's Prayer In Pidgin English by Ruqaya(f): 12:08pm On Apr 24, 2012
U dis guy sef
funny
Re: David's Prayer In Pidgin English by honeric01(m): 1:15pm On Apr 24, 2012
Ruqaya: U dis guy sef
funny

Wetin i do u dis damsel sef?
Re: David's Prayer In Pidgin English by Montalo(m): 11:02pm On Apr 25, 2012
Wen waz d last tym u went 2 church? Dat aint lords prayer, dats psalm 23...
Re: David's Prayer In Pidgin English by realsammie(m): 11:30pm On Apr 25, 2012
Montalo: Wen waz d last tym u went 2 church? Dat aint lords prayer, dats psalm 23...
bros help me tell am
Re: David's Prayer In Pidgin English by honeric01(m): 12:39am On Apr 26, 2012
Montalo: Wen waz d last tym u went 2 church? Dat aint lords prayer, dats psalm 23...


grin grin grin grin na film trick.
Re: David's Prayer In Pidgin English by domwas2(m): 9:38pm On Apr 26, 2012
lol i can't stop laughing
Re: David's Prayer In Pidgin English by onoti(f): 5:31pm On Apr 27, 2012
Not bad...coming from a small mind like urs...
Re: David's Prayer In Pidgin English by Nobody: 5:36pm On Apr 27, 2012
honeric01: 1. The Lord na my shepard. I dey kampe.
2. E make me sidon for where better dey flow and come put me next to stream make my body thermacool.
3. E panel beat my soul come spray am white, come dey lead me dey go through express road of righteousness because of Hin name.
... 4. Walaii! If I waka pass where arm robber, 419 and juju people boku, come even join boko haram, reach valley of the shadow of death sef, liver no go fail me. Your rod and staff nko? Na so dem dey like backbone dey comfort me.
5. You don arrange good food on top table make I chop. See bad belle people dey look waa waa. You rub me for head with vaseline intensive lotion. My cup come be like River Niger dey troway dey go.
6. True true, better life and mercy go dey follow me till I quench. And I go tanda gidigba for the house of Chineke from lai lai to lai lai. God Almighty, Na you biko! AMEN.

grin grin grin
Re: David's Prayer In Pidgin English by honeric01(m): 6:10pm On Apr 27, 2012
onoti: Not bad...coming from a small mind like urs...

Why do u look like a ghost? are u an akumo? grin
Re: David's Prayer In Pidgin English by KwachImani(f): 5:34am On Apr 28, 2012
honeric01:

Why do u look like a ghost? are u an akumo? grin
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin...that is not good...ok,...abeg...leave her alone...sha! lipsrsealed
Re: David's Prayer In Pidgin English by jamace(m): 7:01am On Apr 29, 2012
Till lai lai to lai lai, I go dey say AMIN, AMIN, AMIN ....... to this prayer. cheesy
Re: David's Prayer In Pidgin English by toygod2: 3:48am On Jul 26, 2012
Typical igbo boi prayer..........u got me cracked-up
Re: David's Prayer In Pidgin English by Nobody: 6:01pm On May 31, 2019
My mum rates this texture very revolutionary dude undecided
Re: David's Prayer In Pidgin English by mrsage(m): 3:26am On Oct 12, 2020
Interesting...

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