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Epidemic Disease by Ruqaya(f): 12:51pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
I think there's been an epidemic disease affecting most nairalander, that's y there are very few posters these days or what else could have been happenining because these section has become pretty boring. |
Re: Epidemic Disease by Ruqaya(f): 12:55pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
My joke A man went to the ATM machine to withdraw some cash. When he inserted his card, he was spoken to in a language he didn't understand. Upon that he exclaimed: i don't understand this kind of language. He then heard another voice from the ATM machine that said: i don't understand the language either o, na so dem programme me o. He took to his heels. |
Re: Epidemic Disease by ekeroyal(m): 1:41pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
My dear looks like the situation of the country is biting harder than usual as the day progresses and no free MB this days so the likes of emmm......you should know are now outta service |
Re: Epidemic Disease by Ruqaya(f): 6:57pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
ekeroyal: My dear looks like the situation of the country is biting harder than usual as the day progresses and no free MB this days so the likes of emmm......you should know are now outta servicei see |
Re: Epidemic Disease by joerux60: 7:01pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
hehehe we are still around |
Re: Epidemic Disease by Nobody: 7:06pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
Ruqaya: I think there's been an epidemic disease affecting most nairalander, that's y there are very few posters these days or what else could have been happenining because these section has become pretty boring. quite agree with ya.......dunno whts really happening |
Re: Epidemic Disease by joerux60: 7:26pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
SINCE we are ATM lets have this one; A middle aged man asking the trainer in gym: "I want to impress beautiful girls, which machine should I use?" Trainer: "ATM" Sir |
Re: Epidemic Disease by Ruqaya(f): 8:29pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
joerux60: hehehe we are still aroundnot often |
Re: Epidemic Disease by joerux60: 8:48pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
Ruqaya: you are right. my work is such that 80% of the time i am in the field,but when iam around i try to make myself noticable |
Re: Epidemic Disease by Vivly(f): 10:38pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
Wat field; ekeroyal: My dear looks like the situation of the country is biting harder than usual as the day progresses and no free MB this days so the likes of emmm......you should know are now outta servicer u talking from xperience? joerux60: ekeroyal: My dear looks like the situation of the country is biting harder than usual as the day progresses and no free MB this days so the likes of emmm......you should know are now outta servicer u talking from xperience? |
Re: Epidemic Disease by Exponental(m): 9:16am On Apr 25, 2012 |
Ruqaya: I think there's been an epidemic disease affecting most nairalander, that's y there are very few posters these days or what else could have been happenining because these section has become pretty boring. so as an active NLer, what were u diagnosed off? |
Re: Epidemic Disease by Nobody: 9:19am On Apr 25, 2012 |
Ruqaya: My joke This section is becoming boring because of this type of yoke!! TOOOO DRY!!! Pls don't get it twisted.... @ All Guys.. Please Lets come together and educate these girls on how to creat a funny joke, so we can make Joke section a better place to be....... |
Re: Epidemic Disease by Ruqaya(f): 10:15am On Apr 25, 2012 |
MOGUL.O:y don't u just post ur joke and let's see. Prat. |
Re: Epidemic Disease by Ruqaya(f): 10:16am On Apr 25, 2012 |
Exponental:nothing!!! I'm hale and healthy. |
Re: Epidemic Disease by Nobody: 10:50am On Apr 25, 2012 |
Ruqaya: Don't wanna talk to you because you are a bitch! Just go and get a life... |
Re: Epidemic Disease by Nobody: 12:14pm On Apr 25, 2012 |
MOGUL.O: mtcheew.... |
Re: Epidemic Disease by ekeroyal(m): 4:16pm On Apr 25, 2012 |
Vivly: Yes, it may sound like a joke but am damn sure those lines are very familiar to you. This is NL, you've only spent a few months on here, just wait till your account is one year old. You'd even speak not just with experience but with example. |
Re: Epidemic Disease by Ruqaya(f): 10:01am On Apr 26, 2012 |
MOGUL.O:i already have one |
Re: Epidemic Disease by Ruqaya(f): 10:02am On Apr 26, 2012 |
~vicky~:don't mind d eediot mogulo mugun |
Re: Epidemic Disease by crackhouse(m): 3:14pm On Apr 26, 2012 |
It is b/cos most of the peeps here are jambites and they just finish there exams so most of them are busy doing registration in their various schools. Don't worry, they will back after the registration. |
Re: Epidemic Disease by ekeroyal(m): 3:43pm On Apr 26, 2012 |
crackhouse: It is b/cos most of the peeps here are jambites and they just finish there exams so most of them are busy doing registration in their various schools. Don't worry, they will back after the registration. That's another point I never took note of Lots of kids are here. OMG! |
Re: Epidemic Disease by Ruqaya(f): 11:46am On Apr 27, 2012 |
crackhouse: It is b/cos most of the peeps here are jambites and they just finish there exams so most of them are busy doing registration in their various schools. Don't worry, they will back after the registration.half truth |
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