garri4all: Akpos, a Ghanian, just got admission into one of
the Nigerian institutions. At the first day of lecture,
the following conversation erupted..... The Lecturer
said, "let's begin by reviewing some Nigerian
history." The Lecturer asked who said, "I shall
return to die in the land of my fathers?" She saw a
sea of blank faces, except for Akpos, who had his
hand up. Akpos replied: "King Jaja of Opobo, 1875"
"very good!" said lecturer. Then,she asked again,
who said, "The land use act will feed the nation?"
Again, no response except from Akpos:"Obasanjo,
1976."The Lecturer snapped at the class; "class,
you shouldbe ashamed. Akpos, who is new to our
Country, knows more about our history than you
do." The Lecturer heard a loud whisper:"Ghana
must go". "who said that?" shedemanded, Akpos
put his hand up,"Buhari 1984." At that point, a
student at the back scornfully said; "Hmmm, you
think you are smart?" The Lecturer glared and
asked; "All right! Now, who said that?" Again,
Akpos said,"Babangida to Abiola,1992." Hmmm, a
Student at the back smilled "I dey laugh ooh"
Akpos smilled back and said Obasanjo to Atiku
2001. Now furious, another student yelled;"Oh
yeah! Eat this!" Akpos jumped out of his chair
waving his hand and shouting to the Lecturer,
"Indian mistress giving an apple to Abacha, 1998"
Now, with almost mob hyseria, someone said; "You
little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you."
Akpos frantically yelled at the top of hisvoice; "Chris
Uba to Ngige, 2004!" The Lecturer fainted, and as
the class gathered around her on the floor,
someone said; "Oh shit, we're in Big trouble now!"
Akpos whispered; "Chimaroke Nnamani, Ayodele
Fayose and Lucky Igbinedon 2007" Someone too lenghty
angrily said; "Dont answer him, he is a fool" Akpos
smiled nd replied; "Obansanjo to IBB, 2011" Now,
the Lecturer managed to get up and asked Akpos;
pls, who're you? Show your self.. Akpos jumped,
yelled and said; Jonathan to BOKO HARAM, 2012