A Cheating husband decided to write this letter to his wife.

My Dear Wife,

You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, Being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy.

I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife, however, after reading this letter I hope you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 years old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset, I shall be back before midnight".

When the man came home late that night he found a reply of his letter on the dining room table:

My Dear Husband,

I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old.As you know,I am a maths teacher at our local college.

I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach.He is young,virile,and like your secretary,he is 18 years old.

You being a successful businessman with an excellent knowledge of maths you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference;

18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.

Therefore I will not be home until sometime tomorrow."

THE HUSBAND FAINTED

good for him

good for him!

This is the 4th time this joke has been posted. Newcomer shld please visit older jokes beore postin new ones. _{No wonder veterans of this thread dont respond or reply}

nasty stuff.

veteran my foot
_{hiss and walks away wondering what someppl even think they}

the joke is good no matter howq long its posted

a joke cannot grow old. thats a really good one.

What? Veterans gini? Which veteran welcomed d new ones? And who did d orientation dat wud av told d new ones about silly old posted jokes or wateva...more ova isn't it d old post from 2007?