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| The Real El Guapo by Nobody: 9:16am On Apr 26, 2012 |
Dunno How to make this Confession -- Thought Up Inboxing ma Favourite Peeps In here to Let 'em know who the real El Guapo was but deemed it best to let it outta the Sun to the NL Mass! Am Just a 20Yrs Old Mass Communication Undergraduate of NOUN who Registered Up on this Social Networking Site On July 08, 2010 -- Hails from Aba North L.G.A in Abia State and the first son of the Dad. Ma Concealing of ma True Identity and going in the Guise of a Nigerian Born Spaniard who is married with two Kids was Initially to get Used to the threats that will excalate frm tis Social Net Site.  Am Presently Staying with ma Parents In Brussels Belgium and will Likely be back home Tis Xmas -- Dats Moi On ma Pic and if u're Interested in stayng closer to me we can connect on Twitter Jxt Follow me @Stamfordboi Do Deeply Apologies for the inconveniences my Guise might just have caused {i.e Crushes frm Ladies esp Iyatrustee Etc and all the rest} I Also Pledge to abide the Rules of a 20Yrs Old and make the best outta the time i will have to spend with You Guys In Here. Thanks El Guapo N/B -- Questions Are Allowed!  |
| Re: The Real El Guapo by Ruqaya(f): 9:53am On Apr 26, 2012 |
I've finally noticed u bt d information is still not complete. Write ur whole life history till date and always update it every morning. |
| Re: The Real El Guapo by Idowuogbo(f): 9:58am On Apr 26, 2012 |
Like I didn't no dat Msteeeeew! Dodgy guy! |
| Re: The Real El Guapo by bingbagbo(m): 10:26am On Apr 26, 2012 |
el abeg can u link me up with a hot chick in belgium? *very serious n urgent* |
| Re: The Real El Guapo by bunmioguns(m): 11:55am On Apr 26, 2012 |
what is ur true life story doing in the Jokes section? |
| Re: The Real El Guapo by yinkalink(f): 12:04am On Apr 27, 2012 |
Lol El in many hues, shades n colours. |
| Re: The Real El Guapo by Nobody: 12:30am On Apr 27, 2012 |
yinkalink: Lol Maami Love i Owe u lot of Apologies for toying wit ya Emotionz - Er but i guess we had a hell of a good time! STIL LOVE U TO DA BONE  bunmioguns: what is ur true life story doing in the Jokes section? Cos am meant for Joke n Tis section is ma Amamata! bin gbagbo: el abeg can u link me up with a hot chick in belgium? LOL -- I'l need a broad descriptive Choice of Gurl u need! Or mind Giving a Fat K-legged Albino a trial?  Idowuogbo: Like I didn't no dat Søme Riddles are Jxt not meant To be Solved Dearie  Ruqaya: I've finally noticed u bt d information is still not complete. Are u This Wicked Er! Fine Gal?  |
| Re: The Real El Guapo by yinkalink(f): 12:49am On Apr 27, 2012 |
I hear ya Lol |
| Re: The Real El Guapo by iyatrustee(f): 12:59am On Apr 27, 2012 |
did someone mention my name?  |
| Re: The Real El Guapo by 9janinja1(f): 6:04am On Apr 27, 2012 |
do u av a piercing or is that just in my head |
| Re: The Real El Guapo by blabber15(f): 8:05am On Apr 27, 2012 |
[quote author=El Guapo]Dunno How to make this Confession -- Thought Up Inboxing ma Favourite Peeps In here to Let 'em know who the real El Guapo was but deemed it best to let it outta the Sun to the NL Mass! Am Just a 20Yrs Old Mass Communication Undergraduate of NOUN who Registered Up on this Social Networking Site On July 08, 2010 -- Hails from Aba North L.G.A in Abia State and the first son of the Dad. Ma Concealing of ma True Identity and going in the Guise of a Nigerian Born Spaniard who is married with two Kids was Initially to get Used to the threats that will excalate frm tis Social Net Site. Am Presently Staying with ma Parents In Brussels Belgium and will Likely be back home Tis Xmas -- Dats Moi On ma Pic and if u're Interested in stayng closer to me we can connect on Twitter Jxt Follow me @Stamfordboi Do Deeply Apologies for the inconveniences my Guise might just have caused {i.e Crushes frm Ladies esp Iyatrustee Etc and all the rest} I Also Pledge to abide the Rules of a 20Yrs Old and make the best outta the time i will have to spend with You Guys In Here. Thanks El Guapo N/B -- Questions Are Allowed! [/quote] ehmm... So? |
| Re: The Real El Guapo by blabber15(f): 8:06am On Apr 27, 2012 |
[quote author=El Guapo]Dunno How to make this Confession -- Thought Up Inboxing ma Favourite Peeps In here to Let 'em know who the real El Guapo was but deemed it best to let it outta the Sun to the NL Mass! Am Just a 20Yrs Old Mass Communication Undergraduate of NOUN who Registered Up on this Social Networking Site On July 08, 2010 -- Hails from Aba North L.G.A in Abia State and the first son of the Dad. Ma Concealing of ma True Identity and going in the Guise of a Nigerian Born Spaniard who is married with two Kids was Initially to get Used to the threats that will excalate frm tis Social Net Site. Am Presently Staying with ma Parents In Brussels Belgium and will Likely be back home Tis Xmas -- Dats Moi On ma Pic and if u're Interested in stayng closer to me we can connect on Twitter Jxt Follow me @Stamfordboi Do Deeply Apologies for the inconveniences my Guise might just have caused {i.e Crushes frm Ladies esp Iyatrustee Etc and all the rest} I Also Pledge to abide the Rules of a 20Yrs Old and make the best outta the time i will have to spend with You Guys In Here. Thanks El Guapo N/B -- Questions Are Allowed! [/quote] |
| Re: The Real El Guapo by Nobody: 6:33pm On Apr 27, 2012 |
iyatrustee: Ask the Media 9ja-ninja: Inbox me Babe Ok |
| Re: The Real El Guapo by Idowuogbo(f): 7:06pm On Apr 27, 2012 |
El Guapo:Dodgy guy! Inbox u 4 wot ? She just asked u a open question na, na wa oooooo!!! |
| Re: The Real El Guapo by iyatrustee(f): 7:59pm On Apr 27, 2012 |
El Guapo: dats what i get for being a naira |
| Re: The Real El Guapo by 9janinja1(f): 12:40am On Apr 28, 2012 |
So you cooked up the whole Spanish thingy and when i jokingly told u i live with a crazy husband and two children in ijebu you stopped communicating ... nothing do you .. Ya kinda shady .... anyways you have my email if you need to message me . |
| Re: The Real El Guapo by Nobody: 4:17pm On Apr 29, 2012 |
9ja-ninja: Lol -- Nothing Serious bout Ignoring u for a While Dearie, was Only avoiding Nemesis Catching Up wiv Me   iyatrustee: Based in Ajegunle? I Hail U IYA Idowuogbo: Not Like we're Picking Up a Fight Hun -- Or are u In Ya Periods again? |
| Re: The Real El Guapo by EfemenaXY: 2:06pm On Apr 30, 2012 |
& how do we know this is the real El? ** some peeps go do anything for attention...**smh... 2 Likes |
| Re: The Real El Guapo by Nobody: 8:49am On May 01, 2012 |
Efemena_xy: & how do we know this is the real El? Attention U Call it Love -- Bet ve had enough of those attentions when i was already a Toddler without payin' for 'em! Nigerians and their Height of Logic SMH -- Why dont u try Following me on Twitter Ms Detective to prove a Point for Yaself and end Ur Incessant End to Who This Peep Is! Fiffle Jxt wont appreciate it when u try to do the Write Thing NaWaO |
| Re: The Real El Guapo by ARareGem(f): 9:45am On May 01, 2012 |
Hmmm. . . |
| Re: The Real El Guapo by EfemenaXY: 10:40am On May 01, 2012 |
9ja-ninja: Did he really?? Gosh El! I'm disappointed - thought you had more backbone... El Guapo: Nice try but I don't do twitter. Besides, I think I kinda preferred the Spanish El  |
| Re: The Real El Guapo by Idowuogbo(f): 11:06am On May 01, 2012 |
Efemena_xy:Madam d guy na wan kain criminal, i jus no wan run gist. But! EL AND Victor both dodgy guys |
| Re: The Real El Guapo by EfemenaXY: 11:20am On May 01, 2012 |
Idowuogbo: Lol! Babes Na today im start? El get many profiles for nl. Im snap one pic with glasses outside dat bukka Aunty's kitchen e come dey claim say na for Spain im dey - lol! Then another one for inside girls toilet!! And now, this one for Romania - na im dey call Brussells Besides, El, Vic & Mr Bones na one & the same person. Nl's holy trinity |
| Re: The Real El Guapo by Idowuogbo(f): 11:43am On May 01, 2012 |
Efemena_xy:So u no 2? Omo our CSI badt ooo! imagine d werey dey aba dey browse come dey form wan tin for me Infact thunder fire am o ooooo! |
| Re: The Real El Guapo by EfemenaXY: 12:56pm On May 01, 2012 |
^^ hahaha!! Aba ke?? Badosky you bad oooo!! |
| Re: The Real El Guapo by Idowuogbo(f): 1:20pm On May 01, 2012 |
Efemena_xy: ^^ hahaha!!Bebe! u are badder! Dont u just hate it wen people try so hard to make dier fantasy some sort of reality to others, kai hin lie fit renovate aso-rock. |
| Re: The Real El Guapo by EfemenaXY: 2:24pm On May 01, 2012 |
^^ baddest gal! shebi u know say none of im profile pics resemble? I just nor understand am! 1 minute e dey Spain, then Romania, then Brussells & now Aba! Or maybe, El/Vic/Bones na international traveller?? No wonder e quick run out of boxers the other day! Abi wetin you think?? Where im run go sef?? El! El!! El!!! Oya come defend yourself o! |
| Re: The Real El Guapo by Idowuogbo(f): 2:51pm On May 01, 2012 |
^ My sweetheart! Dear i dey look am d oda dey wey hin wan use style attention ur audience, u gave a brilliant reply. Imagine today hin b journalist, 2moro he go claim he b sports commentator different different fantasy and coca-colasy, he no dey tire to dey lie ni? FATHER LORD HELP UR SON FOR HE CONTINUE TO LIETH FORGETTING IT MIGHT LEADETH IT TO HELL FIRE. |
| Re: The Real El Guapo by Killz3(m): 3:13pm On May 01, 2012 |
Idowuogbo: ^ My sweetheart! |
| Re: The Real El Guapo by EfemenaXY: 3:42pm On May 01, 2012 |
ID baby, na you biko! Dr Killer, long time o! How body?? |
| Re: The Real El Guapo by Killz3(m): 4:23pm On May 01, 2012 |
Efemena_xy: ID baby, na you biko!Am cool lady. . . You? I knew this nigga was a fake arse. . . I remember vividly when i busted his arse open on a picture he uploaded, claiming the lady in the picture was his wife. . . I was like " Dude, how come your wife has Milo and Peak milk in the picture background?" |
| Re: The Real El Guapo by Idowuogbo(f): 4:37pm On May 01, 2012 |
~Killz~:God bless u! Na so d werey mail me say he is currently in Aba dat can we meet up for a date, d baboon wan come chyke me.As in ehn, d bat na serial liar.It get anoda scenario again,d guy get orisirisi lying strategy,he go tell him homeboy for overseas to call u pretending say na him making u beliv he actually knows wot an airport looks like,oh boi if I begin cough d guy fit commit suicide.I repeat thunder fire d persin wey place lying curse on am o! |
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