Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,159,358 members, 7,839,636 topics. Date: Saturday, 25 May 2024 at 05:09 AM

The Real El Guapo - Jokes Etc (2) - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / The Real El Guapo (2784 Views)

Cartoon Of The Day : The Real Reason Kashamu Won. / How To Know The Real Name Of A 9ja Girl Forming Posh. / El's December Collections (2) (3) (4)

(1) (2) (3) (Go Down)

Re: The Real El Guapo by EfemenaXY: 4:46pm On May 01, 2012
Idowuogbo:
God bless u! Na so d werey mail me say he is currently in Aba dat can we meet up for a date, d baboon wan come chyke me.As in ehn, d bat na serial liar.It get anoda scenario again,d guy get orisirisi lying strategy,he go tell him homeboy for overseas to call u pretending say na him making u beliv he actually knows wot an airport looks like,oh boi if I begin cough d guy fit commit suicide.I repeat thunder fire d persin wey place lying curse on am o! grin

Ewoooo!!! shocked shocked shocked

Na so d agbero wan play you?? And I dey think say deep down, El na berra pessin!!

Chai!!

Dr Killer, I see you bros smiley
Re: The Real El Guapo by Idowuogbo(f): 4:51pm On May 01, 2012
Efemena_xy:

Ewoooo!!! shocked shocked shocked

Na so d agbero wan play you?? And I dey think say deep down, El na berra pessin!!

Chai!!

Dr Killer, I see you bros smiley

Play me ke? a whole Badosky? neva!!!! no b me he cal o! na my undercover opeke.Apparently he has a thick ngbatic accent sef grin grin grin grin
Re: The Real El Guapo by Killz3(m): 5:05pm On May 01, 2012
Idowuogbo:

Play me ke? a whole Badosky? neva!!!! no b me he cal o! na my undercover opeke.[size=14pt]Apparently he has a thick ngbatic accent sef [/size]grin grin grin grin
Will you stop this nonsense grin grin grin grin grin
Re: The Real El Guapo by Killz3(m): 5:07pm On May 01, 2012
Idowuogbo:
God bless u! [b]Na so d werey mail me say he is currently in Aba dat can we meet up for a date, d baboon wan come chyke me.As in ehn, d bat na serial liar.It get anoda scenario again,d guy get orisirisi lying strategy,he go tell him homeboy for overseas to call u pretending say na him making u beliv he actually knows wot an airport looks like,[/b]oh boi if I begin cough d guy fit commit suicide.I repeat thunder fire d persin wey place lying curse on am o! grin
You minute? grin grin grin Worra hell. grin
Re: The Real El Guapo by Killz3(m): 5:07pm On May 01, 2012
Efemena_xy:

Ewoooo!!! shocked shocked shocked

Na so d agbero wan play you?? And I dey think say deep down, El na berra pessin!!

Chai!!

Dr Killer, I see you bros smiley
cheesy cheesy
Re: The Real El Guapo by Killz3(m): 5:09pm On May 01, 2012
Mehn, nothing like being yourself. If people will like you, they'll like you. No gain in telling stupiid lies! Even if you are in Spain or Britannica, Not everyone will like you. . . wink
Re: The Real El Guapo by EfemenaXY: 6:01pm On May 01, 2012
Idowuogbo:

Play me ke? a whole Badosky? neva!!!! no b me he cal o! na my undercover opeke.Apparently he has a thick ngbatic accent sef grin grin grin grin

**screams wiff lafter!!! grin grin

Na which one come be "thick ngbatic accent"?? cheesy

~Killz~:

Will you stop this nonsense[/
color] grin grin grin grin grin

Abi?? Nor mind am! ID, U WON'T KILL ME WITH LAUGHTER TODAY O!! tongue tongue

~Killz~:
[color=#000030]Mehn, nothing like being yourself. If people will like you, they'll like you. No gain in telling stupiid lies! Even if you are in Spain or Britannica, Not everyone will like you. . . wink

True talk!!

He who has ears, let him hear! cheesy
Re: The Real El Guapo by Idowuogbo(f): 6:05pm On May 01, 2012
~Killz~:
Mehn, nothing like being yourself. If people will like you, they'll like you. No gain in telling stupiid lies! Even if you are in Spain or Britannica, Not everyone will like you. . . wink
It get anoda scenario again...... According to him,he is mixed race, his dad igbo while hin mumsi na Spainard.Now tell me my dear son, shebi if persin na mixed race he go at least ripe and yellow small.Kilzzz d day my undercover wire pics I wan faint,d bros look like dose miners in Uganda,d guy no black o but his own case na multi-coloured.If u see d damage Aba sun do dis guy forehead hen! Even dose traffic puff puff seller fresh pass am.Elguapo-victor-bones, Biko! u can stop lieth now, we d online society don forgive u. cheesy grin
Re: The Real El Guapo by yinkalink(f): 6:41pm On May 01, 2012
Efemena_xy: & how do we know this is the real El?

** some peeps go do anything for attention...**smh...


#onpoint
Re: The Real El Guapo by iyatrustee(f): 6:45pm On May 01, 2012
Idowuogbo:
God bless u! Na so d werey mail me say he is currently in Aba dat can we meet up for a date, d baboon wan come chyke me.As in ehn, d bat na serial liar.It get anoda scenario again,d guy get orisirisi lying strategy,he go tell him homeboy for overseas to call u pretending say na him making u beliv he actually knows wot an airport looks like,oh boi if I begin cough d guy fit commit suicide.I repeat thunder fire d persin wey place lying curse on am o! grin


oh my! shocked
Re: The Real El Guapo by Idowuogbo(f): 6:54pm On May 01, 2012
iyatrustee:


oh my! shocked
Iyatrustfund, na so we see am o! Some wake d dead and kill d living wiv dier concrete lies. grin
Re: The Real El Guapo by Killz3(m): 8:37pm On May 01, 2012
Idowuogbo:
It get anoda scenario again...... According to him,he is mixed race, his dad igbo while hin mumsi na Spainard.[size=17pt]Now tell me my dear son, shebi if persin na mixed race he go at least ripe and yellow small.Kilzzz d day my undercover wire pics I wan faint,d bros look like dose miners in Uganda,d guy no black o but his own case na multi-coloured.If u see d damage Aba sun do dis guy forehead hen! Even dose traffic puff puff seller fresh pass am.Elguapo-victor-bones, Biko! u can stop lieth now, we d online society don forgive u. cheesy grin[/size]
DIES ON ARRIVAL!!! shocked
Re: The Real El Guapo by EfemenaXY: 9:36pm On May 01, 2012
faints! grin

Na wa o! Wonders, they say, shall NEVER end...cheesy
Re: The Real El Guapo by Idowuogbo(f): 9:52pm On May 01, 2012
Efemena_xy: faints! grin

Na wa o! Wonders, they say, shall NEVER end...cheesy
U are rite my dear!

Mehn! B.I.G suppose comot notorious for him name dash
Elguapo-victor-bones o! Cus dis nigga is extremely notorious. grin
Re: The Real El Guapo by Idowuogbo(f): 9:56pm On May 01, 2012
~Killz~:

DIES ON ARRIVAL!!! shocked
Haaaa! Don't die yet na, anoda scenario dey o!

To be continued............

Maybe after I don flush all hin lying trilogy,he no go release dat "I lie to survive" album wey he distribute give all dose Abanians gals for campus.
Re: The Real El Guapo by Killz3(m): 10:01pm On May 01, 2012
Idowuogbo:
Haaaa! Don't die yet na, anoda scenario dey o!

To be continued............

Maybe after I don flush all hin lying trilogy,he no go release dat "I lie to survive" album wey he distribute give all dose Abanians gals for campus.

grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: The Real El Guapo by labaks(f): 11:18pm On May 01, 2012
Na wa o, angrysomeone realises God has been watching him lying and toying with people's hearts and decides 2 turn a new leaf. C as u guys dey lambast him. E no easy mhen shocked
El, u sef don dey commit e don tey, God will c u 2ru
Re: The Real El Guapo by jackpot(f): 4:28am On May 02, 2012
and when i was asking how originally-black-skinned dude fit give birth to caucasoidally yellow kids, yinka was lecturing me on theories of genetics, suppressed genes and Darwin's law of evolution.

Since when i opened the guy's profile pix, that portion of my lappie screen don get black shade and till now, e never brighten sef. . . angry
Re: The Real El Guapo by Idowuogbo(f): 4:39am On May 02, 2012
jackpot: and when i was asking how originally-black-skinned dude fit give birth to caucasoidally yellow kids, yinka was lecturing me on theories of genetics, suppressed genes and Darwin's law of evolution.

Since when i opened the guy's profile pix, that portion of my lappie screen don get black shade and till now, e never brighten sef. . . angry
Dem dey pity am dem times na, he neva no i get hin transcript.U noticed he hasn't stepped in to deny it,he gets out twice everyweek to browse@ dier local cafe.The village cafe only open twice a week grin
Re: The Real El Guapo by Nobody: 8:36am On May 02, 2012
Life's Jxt Fun Get the Best Outta it while Stil Alive -- ID n Co Hope u're Just having a Nice Day! cool cool
Re: The Real El Guapo by Nobody: 9:27am On May 02, 2012
^^^^^^ Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahha....

@op.. Guy you get talent oooooooo Hhahahahahahahah
Re: The Real El Guapo by Idowuogbo(f): 9:49am On May 02, 2012
El Guapo: Life's Jxt Fun Get the Best Outta it while Stil Alive -- ID n Co Hope u're Just having a Nice Day! cool cool
Aren't u ashamed of urself? I pity ur future if u continue dis lying tradition of urs.SMH!
Re: The Real El Guapo by Idowuogbo(f): 9:52am On May 02, 2012
MOGUL.O:
^^^^^^ Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahha....

@op.. Guy you get talent oooooooo Hhahahahahahahah
Yes o! U picked d rite words,his talent is lying. grin
Re: The Real El Guapo by dani1luv: 3:31pm On May 02, 2012
Yinkalink told me everything!
Re: The Real El Guapo by jackpot(f): 4:11pm On May 02, 2012
@ el

living a fake online life for 2 complete years? . . .and God is watching you all these while shocked
Re: The Real El Guapo by Nobody: 5:53am On May 03, 2012
Idowuogbo:
Aren't u ashamed of urself? I pity ur future if u continue dis lying tradition of urs.SMH!

Ve been Takin' A glance at ur madnezs in here and wondering stil if this stil aint same ID that once told me she's in London, called me wit a hidden number while i was stil in Nigeria n feigned an accent which i was sure wasn't of any province in England.
Whereas Vicks {who happened to be ma bestfrnd} had already told me that u're a student of Abia Poly - That was the prime reason Y i wanted us to meet up and eventually get to know eachoda better but here u are claiming that i wanted to chyke u! I Sam of all People Try dating Naughty Idowu <maybe in ma Wet dreamz GURL> Hence i can boast of ma Gf been Berra than u in evry perspective.

Its so sick that u fellas wouldn't live up wit the truth i present, despite it been the right tin to do!
I did Guise to be who i wasn't YEAH! But did i go as far worse wit it? DEFINITELY NO! Al the fun was On Nl and the truth wil stil be on Nl but if u dudes wont take that part in and try to forget the past then u can simply go On Roaring n Sucking up!
No FUSS! (8
Re: The Real El Guapo by EfemenaXY: 7:14am On May 03, 2012
^^ El.

I'm disappointed in you sad

Jokes aside, what happens outside nairaland should stay out of nairaland. You know we've been teasing you so there was no need to take it to a personal level. It's unmanly.

All we're trying to say here is that you shouldn't feel obliged to give out information about yourself, if you're not comfortable with it. We are on an internet forum after all. BUT that doesn't mean you should deliberately mislead people though. Won't do you any favours.

Now stop vexing & let it go. It's now water under the bridge. Besides, you're still one of my favourite jokers.

Now come here for a hug smiley
Re: The Real El Guapo by Idowuogbo(f): 8:14am On May 03, 2012
El Guapo:

Ve been Takin' A glance at ur madnezs in here and wondering stil if this stil aint same ID that once told me she's in London, called me wit a hidden number while i was stil in Nigeria n feigned an accent which i was sure wasn't of any province in England.
Whereas Vicks {who happened to be ma bestfrnd} had already told me that u're a student of Abia Poly - That was the prime reason Y i wanted us to meet up and eventually get to know eachoda better but here u are claiming that i wanted to chyke u! I Sam of all People Try dating Naughty Idowu <maybe in ma Wet dreamz GURL> Hence i can boast of ma Gf been Berra than u in evry perspective.

Its so sick that u fellas wouldn't live up wit the truth i present, despite it been the right tin to do!
I did Guise to be who i wasn't YEAH! But did i go as far worse wit it? DEFINITELY NO! Al the fun was On Nl and the truth wil stil be on Nl but if u dudes wont take that part in and try to forget the past then u can simply go On Roaring n Sucking up!
No FUSS! (8
Hahahahahahaha!!

Am bad like dat biatchhhhh!!!! I dey Aba poly dey distribute ur " I lie to survive" album.BiAtchhhhh u still up here claiming to b wot u not?? Vicks ur bestfriend or ur bruda ? Thunder fire d person wey swear for u o!!!! Ur lies are irritating.

P.S-pls folks dat no me on a personal level do not say a word about d post above,i wud hate any1 dishing out stuff about me .I dont need to prove myself to dis damn FOOLLLL!!!!!


Cheers!

@Efe
Everyting I said about him ain't no joke, I had to cough cus dis thread about Belgium is bulllshitzzzz not truth, d serial liar dey Aba. grin
Re: The Real El Guapo by Nobody: 8:19am On May 03, 2012
Efemena_xy: ^^ El.

I'm disappointed in you sad

Jokes aside, what happens outside nairaland should stay out of nairaland. You know we've been teasing you so there was no need to take it to a personal level. It's unmanly.

All we're trying to say here is that you shouldn't feel obliged to give out information about yourself, if you're not comfortable with it. We are on an internet forum after all. BUT that doesn't mean you should deliberately mislead people though. Won't do you any favours.

Now stop vexing & let it go. It's now water under the bridge. Besides, you're still one of my favourite jokers.

Now come here for a hug smiley

I'll Rather Prefer a Breast Feedin' Mum! embarassed embarassed embarassed
Re: The Real El Guapo by Nobody: 8:27am On May 03, 2012
~Killz~:
Mehn, nothing like being yourself. If people will like you, they'll like you. No gain in telling stupiid lies! Even if you are in Spain or Britannica, Not everyone will like you. . . wink

Gosh! Didn't even See Tis -- U're Such a Big Clown Bro for thinking Up that ma Action were basically laid on Gaining People's Likeness!

Whats Online Likeness gon Fetch me? Kisses? Sex? Cash? Fame? U berra learn to read tru the Lines Fella Or Is Ya Albino Nature giving u a Bad Sight? Could direct u to an Optician a Friend
wink wink
Re: The Real El Guapo by jackpot(f): 10:17am On May 03, 2012
El Guapo:

ID

Ve been Takin' A glance at ur madnezs in here and wondering stil if this stil aint same ID that once told me she's in London, called me wit a hidden number while i was stil in Nigeria n feigned an accent which i was sure wasn't of any province in England.
Whereas Vicks {who happened to be ma bestfrnd} had already told me that u're a student of Abia Poly - That was the prime reason Y i wanted us to meet up and eventually get to know eachoda better but here u are claiming that i wanted to chyke u! I Sam of all People Try dating Naughty Idowu <maybe in ma Wet dreamz GURL> Hence i can boast of ma Gf been Berra than u in evry perspective.


Its so sick that u fellas wouldn't live up wit the truth i present, despite it been the right tin to do!
I did Guise to be who i wasn't YEAH! But did i go as far worse wit it? DEFINITELY NO! Al the fun was On Nl and the truth wil stil be on Nl but if u dudes wont take that part in and try to forget the past then u can simply go On Roaring n Sucking up!
No FUSS! (8
na wa oooo
Re: The Real El Guapo by jackpot(f): 10:26am On May 03, 2012
smh at the level of bitching in here. At a time, a gal here was been used to add people here on facebook and wire contacts and photos to sumborri. Had to block her from my friends list when i noticed her real intentions. The gal in question knows herself.


SMH aggressively at the level of fakeness on here...

(1) (2) (3)

Some 10+ Weird T-shirt Signatures As Seen In China (photos) / True Life Story! Hahahaha / Can You Share This With Your Spouse?

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 66
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.