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Animal Facebook...their Status Update by Siloko26(m): 6:48pm On May 04, 2012
Ever wonder if animal had facebook...these wud likely be their status update.

RAT: frnds d owner of our house jst bought a new CAT. We dey park comot 2moro...see ya

DOG: I hate calabar people

COCKROACH: Frndz jst discoverd new mortein na perfume didn't even kill me. Made me smell good.hahahaha

CHICKEN: frndz if am not updatn my status 2mao jst knw am being served at Mr. BIGGS....luv ya

PIG: am angry. Ds humans carryn rumour dat i spread flu...wat de f**k.

COW: my pikin wan suck milk bt ds aboki dn remove everthing. Mtwcheew

GOAT: frnds Thank God 4 my life. Motor almost jam me o, i for don die like fowl.

Fowl: (comment on goat status) nor mind ds yeye humans wen dey drive like Goat....

Laugh it out grin
Re: Animal Facebook...their Status Update by Siloko26(m): 12:49pm On May 05, 2012
Peep and get out

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Re: Animal Facebook...their Status Update by toygod2: 11:16pm On May 07, 2012
HAHAHAH......NICE OBSERVATION. GRT JOB
Re: Animal Facebook...their Status Update by nyabingi(m): 11:36pm On May 07, 2012
VERY FUNNY!
Re: Animal Facebook...their Status Update by Ajibel(m): 11:46pm On May 07, 2012
N'lers are more creative at copying and pasting jokes from the unkempt jokes archive managed by dani instead of thinking of something new...joke seen many times so stale to me
Re: Animal Facebook...their Status Update by Siloko26(m): 12:01am On May 08, 2012
Thanks @critic master...mtwcheeew
Re: Animal Facebook...their Status Update by Ajibel(m): 12:17am On May 08, 2012
Ur highly welcome bush pig
Re: Animal Facebook...their Status Update by Ruqaya(f): 5:00pm On May 08, 2012
Nice copy and paste

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