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Jokes Noo Ni by Ruqaya(f): 10:56am On May 09, 2012
Bolu: sir, i'm very much in love with one of ur daughters
father: is it the one that just graduated from the university?
Bolu: yes sir,the chemistry i have for her will really bind our families together
father: well, i am sure that when she travels abroad for further studies u'll be history.....


Tolu: i wish to have ur daughter hand in marriage sir,
father: young man, no problem, i will give u my daughter's hand in marriage, but first, tell me, which football club do you support?

Caro: dave, why do you prefer shouting at the TV
dave: because the TV doesn't shout back
Re: Jokes Noo Ni by Nobody: 11:17am On May 09, 2012
should i laugh

Not funny @ all........

Please try header!!!!!!!
Re: Jokes Noo Ni by dani1luv: 11:42am On May 09, 2012
[size=13pt]I SWEAR!! I WISH I COULD LAFF[/size] grin grin grin
Re: Jokes Noo Ni by Idowuogbo(f): 11:46am On May 09, 2012
Kai u just make Bado dey bone, it no funny jOor! angry
Re: Jokes Noo Ni by dani1luv: 11:50am On May 09, 2012
Idowuogbo: Kai u just make Bado dey bone, it no funny jOor! angry

[size=13pt]tell them[/size]
Re: Jokes Noo Ni by Ruqaya(f): 12:38pm On May 09, 2012
Funny it is
Re: Jokes Noo Ni by Exponental(m): 12:54pm On May 09, 2012
It is ynnuf, i hgual no be small.
Re: Jokes Noo Ni by Ajibel(m): 1:50pm On May 09, 2012
its like there is an inflicted virus from bin bagbo unto all nl jokers, maybe thats why we all read dried stocked jokes
Re: Jokes Noo Ni by realsammie(m): 4:02pm On May 09, 2012
cant find the yoke
Re: Jokes Noo Ni by Ruqaya(f): 7:29pm On May 09, 2012
Tnx every1
Re: Jokes Noo Ni by Nobody: 9:53pm On May 09, 2012
Dry noo ni.....

Ruqaya u fit do better naww.....
Re: Jokes Noo Ni by DJNANCY: 12:32am On May 10, 2012
This should be posted in the romance section
Re: Jokes Noo Ni by Nobody: 2:12am On May 10, 2012
DJ/NANCY:
This should be posted in the romance section
GBAM!!
Re: Jokes Noo Ni by Ruqaya(f): 8:35am On May 10, 2012
Mother: if he tries to talk to you, tell him u're married
if he tries to woo you with money, let him know that blood is thicker than water
daughter: if he tries to woo me with money, i'll let u know that money is thicker than marriage certificate

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Re: Jokes Noo Ni by Nobody: 9:33am On May 10, 2012
Ruqaya: Mother: if he tries to talk to you, tell him u're married
if he tries to woo you with money, let him know that blood is thicker than water
daughter: if he tries to woo me with money, i'll let u know that money is thicker than marriage certificate
if i woo you with money, what do you say?
Re: Jokes Noo Ni by Nobody: 9:46am On May 10, 2012
Ruqaya: Mother: if he tries to talk to you, tell him u're married
if he tries to woo you with money, let him know that blood is thicker than water
daughter: if he tries to woo me with money, i'll let u know that money is thicker than marriage certificate

Ana ekwu ozo, ozo ana eme! Ruqaya why na??

THis ONe Is DRYer!!!!

I feel like crying.... Should i?/
Re: Jokes Noo Ni by Idowuogbo(f): 9:48am On May 10, 2012
MOGUL.O:


Ana ekwu ozo, ozo ana eme! Ruqaya why na??

THis ONe Is DRYer!!!!

I feel like crying.... Should i?/
Cry na! Oh jerusalem

Lmaooooo!!!!!
Re: Jokes Noo Ni by Ruqaya(f): 11:13am On May 10, 2012
Oh! I'm short of words. All i could say is THANK YOUS
@ondoboy, blood is thicker than water
i'll perform better nxt tym booqee

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