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Standing At The Gates Of Heaven by realsammie(m): 4:52pm On May 09, 2012
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently
it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell the first one,
"Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to
admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths. So what's
your story?"
So the first man replies: "Well, for a while I've suspected my wife has
been cheating on me, so today I came home early to try to catch her
red handed. As I came into my 25th floor apartment, I could tell
something was wrong, but all my searching around didn't reveal where
this other guy could have been hiding. Finally, I went out to the
balcony, and sure enough, there was this man hanging off the railing,
25 floors above ground. By now I was really mad, so I started beating
on him and kicking him, but wouldn't you know it, he wouldn't fall off.
So finally I went back into my apartment and got a hammer and
starting hammering on his fingers. Of course, he couldn't stand that for
long, so he let go and fell -- but even after 25 stories, he fell into the
bushes, stunned but okay. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I ran into the
kitchen, grabbed the fridge and threw it over the edge where it landed
on him, killing him instantly. But all the stress and anger got to me, and
I had a heart attack and died there on the balcony."
"That sounds like a pretty bad day to me," said Peter, and let the man in.
The second man comes up and Peter explains to him about heaven
being full, and again asks for his story.
"It's been a very strange day.You see, I live on the 26th floor of my
apartment building, and every morning I do my exercises out on my
balcony. Well, this morning I must have slipped or something, because I
fell over the edge. But I got lucky, and caught the railing of the balcony
on the floor below me. I knew I couldn't hang on for very long, when
suddenly this man burst out onto the balcony. I thought for sure I was
saved, when he started beating on me and kicking me. I held on the
best I could until he ran into the apartment and grabbed a hammer and
started pounding on my hands. Finally I just let go, but again I got lucky
and fell into the bushes below, stunned but all right.Just when I was
thinking I was going to be okay, this refrigerator comes falling out of the
sky and crushes me instantly, and now I'm here."
Once again, Peter had to concede that that sounded like a pretty
horrible death.
The third man came to the front of the line, and again the whole process
was repeated. Peter explained that heaven was full and asked for his
story.
"Picture this," says the third man, "I'm hiding naked inside a
refrigerator..."
Re: Standing At The Gates Of Heaven by Nobody: 10:17pm On May 09, 2012
Old joke simply modified
Re: Standing At The Gates Of Heaven by Ajibel(m): 10:35pm On May 09, 2012
^^
Is dis a comprehension passage so I can tell d gal on my profile to read it out for me so I can analyse the joke

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