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Family Affairs by olawalebabs(m): 11:51am On May 14, 2012
A whiteman visited d zoo wt his monkey. On his arrival, he sat next to an African manwho was enjoying his banana. D African man excused himself to talk to a friend leaving his banana behind. Wen he returned, he realized dat d monkey had finished his bananas. So he confronted d white man. African man; look at ur monkey. It ate all my bananas. White man; cool down, is it am offence for ur brother to eat ur bananas? Dman felt d words as if he hasbeen stabbed in d heart wit aknife. So he sat down thinking about d chicky answer. After some minutes, d white man left to attend to nature's call, so he left his monkey behind, on his return, he found his monkey dead. White man; what did u do to ma monkey? African man; dis is a family matter. Dnt interfere. Whats ur business wit me punishing myown brother

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