lets send those sms that usually give us much laughter when
we are within our family, friend and love circles.
So here we go:

Son: The girl of our neighbours
don’t understand English.
Father: How do you know?
Son: I said to her “Give Me a Sweet Kiss”
and she slapped me.

Who said English is easy
Fill in the blank with YES or No…
1.—–I dont have brain…
2.—–I dont have sence…
3.—–I am stupid….

Several women appeared in court,
each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived.
The judge called for orderly testimony.
"I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed.
The case was closed for lack of evidence.

Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Tonde: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Tonde: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!

In the corridor of a government office
was a sign board reading
“Don’t make any noise.”
Someone added the following words
“Otherwise, we might wake up”

Announcement in a university:
“Will the students who parked on the driveway, please move their cars…”
20 minutes later:
“Will the 200 students who went to move 9 cars please return to their respective classes…”

Father: Your teacher says she finds it
Impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That’s why I say she’s no good!

A man had very spicy Indian dinner.
Next morning he came out of the toilet & said,
now i understand Why Indians use water.
Tissue Can catch fire…

After a consult, the doctor says: “I’ve got good news Mrs. Darwin.”
The lady corrects, “Miss Darwin.”
Doctor, “Oh...Then I have bad news Miss Darwin!”

A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried
and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said- "that part where
hair have grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey have grown
hair". . . .the girl smiled. At dinner, she told her sister-"my monkey have
grown hair. Her sister smiled and said-"that's nothing, mine is already
eating bananas # mom fainted#