i was working at a mental hospital and one day was given 4000 naira to share amongst three mad men at the hospital (homar, suto and eke) to check if they had recovered.
i gave homar 2000 naira, suto 1500 naira and eke 500 naira.
the moment i gave eke his share, homar and suto come bone and screamed "why u give eke the lion share na?why u give am more money?"
i was wandering, until eke replied
"una no know say na me be the eldest? that is why i get the lion's share na"


i fell into c

Mad poster .

Homar: Mad poster .

mad cow!!







bush pig!

I also fell into c


lolmao

Bin himself..................dont mind those NPJC..........u r mouthed

A man was chattin wit his fwnd on BB, he suddenly discovered dat d man sittin bsyd him in d taxi was readin his conversation... Since he didn't wnt 2 embrass d intruder, he decided 2 change d topic of d chat' "abeg oga, plz tel Kabiru sokoto or Abu Qaga dat i only tuk two of d bombs we just manufactured 4 dis operation. Let dem knw as wel dat i may find it difficult 2 get 2 d target place b4 d bombs explode bcoz dia is terrible traffic jam now bt neva d less, I am sure casualty figure wil b high since we re five in our taxi & all d vehicles in d traffic wil be affected 2. We ve less dan 3mins 4 d bomb 2 go off, bye & takia

[quote author=jacky101]A man was chattin wit his fwnd on BB, he suddenly discovered dat d man sittin bsyd him in d taxi was readin his conversation... Since he didn't wnt 2 embrass d intruder, he decided 2 change d topic of d chat' "abeg oga, plz tel Kabiru sokoto or Abu Qaga dat i only tuk two of d bombs we just manufactured 4 dis operation. Let dem knw as wel dat i may find it difficult 2 get 2 d target place b4 d bombs explode

cant u create a thread

@Bin "ur fada dere, u be "onye ara"..

Bush piglets!

bin gbagbo: i was working at a mental hospital and one day was given 4000 naira to share amongst three mad men at the hospital (homar, suto and eke) to check if they had recovered.
i gave homar 2000 naira, suto 1500 naira and eke 500 naira.
the moment i gave eke his share, homar and suto come bone and screamed "why u give eke the lion share na?why u give am more money?"
i was wandering, until eke replied
"una no know say na me be the eldest? that is why i get the lion's share na"


i fell into c

thank God you fell into a comma

~vicky~:

thank God you fell into a comma

vicky, what is in-between your thighs?

bin gbagbo:


vicky, what is in-between your thighs?

hun?

Kudos to the madman who posted Ð thread [color=#990000][/color]

Whaoo!!! Captivatn headline but if u continue lyk tis ummmmmmm!