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MY JOKES KINGDOM! WELCOME OO by Nobody: 3:44pm On May 19, 2012 |
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart, much to his long suffering wife's annoyance. "You'll fart your guts out one of these days," she always complained. After a particularly bad week the wife decided to have her revenge and got up early, placing some turkey giblets in the bed next to the old boy's arse. While making breakfast downstairs she heard his usual morning fart reverberate through the floorboards followed by a scream. Twenty minutes later a rather shaken man came downstairs. "You was right all along Missus," the old man says, "I finally did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God, and these two fingers, I managed to push 'em back in!" 1 Like |
Re: MY JOKES KINGDOM! WELCOME OO by Nobody: 5:11pm On May 19, 2012 |
A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?' The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as Iwas ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: Scroll down... You'll love this.... ' You got Male! |
Re: MY JOKES KINGDOM! WELCOME OO by purpinkx(m): 4:14pm On May 20, 2012 |
Donkollione |
Re: MY JOKES KINGDOM! WELCOME OO by Nobody: 7:40pm On May 20, 2012 |
purpinkx: Donkollione i no dey dull. more to come bro! |
Re: MY JOKES KINGDOM! WELCOME OO by Nobody: 8:05pm On May 20, 2012 |
*A husband comes home from Church, greets his wife, lifts her up and carries her around the house. The wife is so surprised and excited! She asked with smiles, “Did the Pastor preach on being romantic?” Out of breath the husband replies, “No, he said we must carry our burdens…” SHE CAUGHT STROKE! |
Re: MY JOKES KINGDOM! WELCOME OO by Nobody: 12:59pm On May 21, 2012 |
Guy No let me laugh my brain out abeg..... |
Re: MY JOKES KINGDOM! WELCOME OO by Nobody: 2:45pm On May 21, 2012 |
MOGUL.O: u beta wear helmet! |
Re: MY JOKES KINGDOM! WELCOME OO by Nobody: 2:46pm On May 21, 2012 |
nice jokes |
Re: MY JOKES KINGDOM! WELCOME OO by Nobody: 2:55pm On May 21, 2012 |
~vicky~: more to come! tighten ur seatbelt! |
Re: MY JOKES KINGDOM! WELCOME OO by bunmioguns(m): 5:31am On May 22, 2012 |
continue jo. . .or u wan make knack u sledge hammar for head.... |
Re: MY JOKES KINGDOM! WELCOME OO by oladejisupo(m): 6:53am On May 22, 2012 |
u try put more effort u are about to produce a novel |
Re: MY JOKES KINGDOM! WELCOME OO by Nobody: 10:55am On May 22, 2012 |
bunmioguns: continue jo. . .or u wan make knack u sledge hammar for head.... UPON SAY NA FREE I DEY GIVE U! NIGERIANS... oladeji supo: u try put more effort u are about to produce a novel DATS WHY ITS MY JOKES KINGDOM! KIP READING HP UV BOUGHT D POPCORNS! |
Re: MY JOKES KINGDOM! WELCOME OO by Nobody: 11:11am On May 22, 2012 |
LOVE LETTER BTW BOY AND GIRL! Dear Sugar Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. Why this miraculous thing happened is because honey I love you spontaneously and as I stand horizontal to the wall and perpendicular to the ground I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous girl Darling please Stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat. To me each day starts by thinking of you and ends by dreaming of you. Each time I see you my metabolism suddenly stops and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear. My medular-oblangata also stops functioning. Crazy crazy crazy you may say but this is true. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalon you would understand. That's why I need to see you face to face with you, soon. I think I have to pen-off here because I still haven't finished studying electrolysis and polymerization. Catch you later. Sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs bite you coz you are too sweet a thing for them. Yourz Ever, REPLY Dear Honie My Love, My Sugar, I was exasperated with pride to have received one from you, the lungs in my body flapped with joy when I have been reading your letter. Anyway by now you have reached the realisations to why I am jotting this small letter to you, yes it is to see if you are keeping with the sands of time How is everything on that other side of yours? Well here everything is just half lemon half sugar to make it Schweppes. How is your schooling? How are you pulling the wagons of life? I am just pulling the schooling thing like a donkey pulling a cart. My honie, I am missing you very much right now, my heart is perambulating with every word that I write, if it was not for these oceans that decided to flow between us then I would get on the next bus to come and see you, but until then I know that I will not hesitate to put this blue blood on this paper and write to you. I remember that day lovie, that one sweet day as Maria Carey sanged it, you know that it is my favourite song honie. The one day that we were boarding the transport and you escorted me to my home, walking with you just brought sweet dreams to me for the rest of my life honie. If words of love could ride a bicycle I would be competing against mariah carey Anyways, I will not stop you from reading the books that give you life and education so I will stop here for today. Please always be writing to me because I am missing you like sugar misses tea. Keep well my mop of my heart, Yours in flesh and in blood. |
Re: MY JOKES KINGDOM! WELCOME OO by Topewealth: 6:50pm On May 22, 2012 |
Lovely jokes. thank u jare! |
Re: MY JOKES KINGDOM! WELCOME OO by Nobody: 6:52pm On May 22, 2012 |
Tope wealth: Lovely jokes. thank u jare! oluwa bless u with wealth! 1 Like |
Re: MY JOKES KINGDOM! WELCOME OO by babarazy: 10:04am On Jun 16, 2012 |
Serious C & P |
Re: MY JOKES KINGDOM! WELCOME OO by Nobody: 7:44pm On Jun 16, 2012 |
babarazy: Serious C & PHey, b4 u break a fence knw wai it was built. If it's cut n paste tell us 4rm which source he got it. Don't jus criticise a joke u knw notin abot its origin simply because u want 2 b heard on NL. U can as wel cut urs n paste. ''Ewu''. |
Re: MY JOKES KINGDOM! WELCOME OO by babarazy: 11:04pm On Jun 22, 2012 |
^^ I laugh at u in NL style....nmhfddagutrenkopgd! E-diot ni e |
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