He was dressed in
white shirt that
day. While he was
crossing the road
to the other side
to get some drinks
for his wife, a car
came and hit him
and he died on the
spot.
The lady lost her
senses. It was only
after some time
that she recovered
from her shock.
The funeral and
cremation was the
very next day
because he died
horribly.
Two nights later,
the lady's mother
had a dream in
which she saw an
old woman. The old
woman told her
mother to wash
the blood stains of
the guy from her
daughter's dress
as soon as
possible. But the
mother ignored the
dream. The next
night, her father
had the same
dream and also
ignored it. Then
when the lady had
the same dream
the next night, she
woke up in fear
and told her
mother about the
dream.
Her mother told
her to wash the
dress which had
blood stains
immediately. She
washed the dress
but some stains
remained.
The next night she
had the same
dream again,
washed the dress
but some stains
still remained. The
same dream was
repeated the next
night again and
this time the old
woman gave her a
last warning to
wash the
bloodstains, or else
something terrible
will happen. This
time the lady tried
her best to wash
the stains, and the
dress nearly tore,
but some stains
still remained...she
was very tired.
Late in d evening
of that same day,
while she was
alone at home,
someone knocked
the door. And when
she opened the
door she saw the
same old woman
from her dreams
standing at her
door. She got very
scared and fainted.
The old woman
woke her up and
gave her a blue
box, which shocked
the lady. And the
lady asked, "What
is this?"
The old woman
replied, "New
Improved HYPO
BLEACH FORMULA,
it removes all
stubborn stains!!!"
I know how you
are feeling now.
But don't look at
me like that...
blame it on HYPO...

JESUS IS WATCHING YOU
One night a burglar ( with no gun ) is trying
to break into a house.He's sneaking across
the lawn when he heard a voice '' Jesus is
watching you ''.He jumps, turns around, but
doesn't see anything.
So he starts creeping across the lawn again, ''
Jesus is watching you '' he hears again.So
now the burglar is really looking around, and
he sees a parrot in a cage by the side of the
house.
He says to the parrot '' Did you say that? ''.
The parrot answered '' Yes i did ''.
So the burglar asked '' What's your name? ''.
'' Clarence '' the parrot replied.
'' What kind of stupid idiot would name his
parrot Clarence? '' the burglar said.
The parrot laughed and answered '' THE SAME
STUPID IDIOT THAT NAMED HIS EVER KILLING
ROTTWEILER "JESUS"

All dis uselez tnz pple r writing wit d most powerful name in d world... Me d piti u oh cuz it didnt even make mi smile