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True Life Blasting Story.... We Ve To Be Prayerful by Okoya(f): 11:04am On Jun 13, 2012
Hmmmmm!Iriri Aye!!A must read true life mind
blasting story.
We have to be prayerful, my people!!! He was dressed in white shirt that day. While he was
crossing the road to the other side to get some drinks
for his wife, a car came and hit him and he died on
the spot.
The lady lost her senses. It was only after some time
that she recovered from her shock. The funeral and cremation was the very next day because he died
horribly.
Two nights later, the lady's mother had a dream in
which she saw an old woman. The old woman told her
mother to wash the blood stains of the guy from her
daughter's dress as soon as possible. But the mother ignored the dream. The next night her father had the
same dream, he also ignored it. Then when the lady
had the same dream the next night, she woke up in
fear and told her mother about the dream.
Her mother told her to wash the clothes which have
blood stains immediately. She washed the stains but some remained.
The next night she again had the same dreams again,
washed the stains but some still remained. Thesame
dream was repeated the next night again and this time
the old woman gave her a last-warning to wash the
bloodstain, or else something terrible will happen. This time the lady tried her best to wash the stains, and
the clothes nearly tore, but some stains still
remained. She was very tired.
In the late evening the same day while she was alone
at home, someone knocked the door. And when she
opened the door she saw the same old woman of her dream standing at her door. She got very scared and
fainted. The old woman woke her up and gave her a
blue box, which shocked the lady. And the lady
asked, "What is this?"
The old woman replied, "New Improved Blue Omo
Washing Powder, it removes all stubborn stains!!!" I know how you are feeling now. But don't look at me
like that...I wasted 3minutes of my life reading it
too...... I also wanna kill the guy that sent it to me....
Av fun passing it around

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