Dean vs his University Students
ONE NIGHT 4 UNIVERSITY STUDENTS WERE BOOZING TILL LATE AT NIGHT AND DIDN’T STUDY FOR THE TEST WHICH WAS SCHEDULED FOR THE NEXT DAY.



IN THE MORNING THEY THOUGHT OF A PLAN. THEY MADE THEMSELVES LOOK AS DIRTY AND WEIRD AS THEY COULD WITH GREASE AND DIRT.



THEY THEN WENT UP TO THE DEAN AND SAID THAT THEY HAD GONE OUT TO A WEDDING LAST NIGHT AND ON THEIR RETURN, THE TYRE OF THEIR CAR BURST AND THEY HAD TO PUSH THE CAR ALL THE WAY BACK AND THAT THEY WERE IN NO CONDITION TO APPEAR FOR THE TEST.



THE DEAN WAS A JUST PERSON SO HE SAID THAT YOU CAN HAVE THE RE-TEST AFTER 3 DAYS. THEY SAID THEY WILL BE READY BY THAT TIME.

ON THE THIRD DAY THEY APPEARED BEFORE THE DEAN. THE DEAN SAID THAT THIS WAS A SPECIAL CONDITION THAT ALL FOUR WERE REQUIRED TO SIT IN SEPARATE CLASSROOMS FOR THE TEST.



THEY ALL AGREED AS THEY HAD PREPARED WELL IN THE LAST THREE DAYS. THE TEST CONSISTED OF 5 QUESTIONS WITH TOTAL OF 100 MARKS:
MID SEMESTER COURSEWORK EXAMINATION
INSTRUCTIONS:

All questions are compulsory.

Any inconsistencies on any of the questions among the four Students will result in all the candidates getting a zero mark.

Q.1. Write down your name—– (2 MARKS)

Q.2. Write the name of the bride and bridegroom at the wedding you attended—– (30 Marks)

Q.3. What make is the car you were in. —— (20 Marks)

Q.4. Which tyre burst ——- (28 marks)

Q.5. Who was driving———- (20 marks)

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Well ..........dis na IQ test sha
so, dd dey pass?

sherif1: Dean vs his University Students
ONE NIGHT 4 UNIVERSITY STUDENTS WERE BOOZING TILL LATE AT NIGHT AND DIDN’T STUDY FOR THE TEST WHICH WAS SCHEDULED FOR THE NEXT DAY.



IN THE MORNING THEY THOUGHT OF A PLAN. THEY MADE THEMSELVES LOOK AS DIRTY AND WEIRD AS THEY COULD WITH GREASE AND DIRT.



THEY THEN WENT UP TO THE DEAN AND SAID THAT THEY HAD GONE OUT TO A WEDDING LAST NIGHT AND ON THEIR RETURN, THE TYRE OF THEIR CAR BURST AND THEY HAD TO PUSH THE CAR ALL THE WAY BACK AND THAT THEY WERE IN NO CONDITION TO APPEAR FOR THE TEST.



THE DEAN WAS A JUST PERSON SO HE SAID THAT YOU CAN HAVE THE RE-TEST AFTER 3 DAYS. THEY SAID THEY WILL BE READY BY THAT TIME.

ON THE THIRD DAY THEY APPEARED BEFORE THE DEAN. THE DEAN SAID THAT THIS WAS A SPECIAL CONDITION THAT ALL FOUR WERE REQUIRED TO SIT IN SEPARATE CLASSROOMS FOR THE TEST.



THEY ALL AGREED AS THEY HAD PREPARED WELL IN THE LAST THREE DAYS. THE TEST CONSISTED OF 5 QUESTIONS WITH TOTAL OF 100 MARKS:
MID SEMESTER COURSEWORK EXAMINATION
INSTRUCTIONS:

All questions are compulsory.

Any inconsistencies on any of the questions among the four Students will result in all the candidates getting a zero mark.

Q.1. Write down your name—– (2 MARKS)

Q.2. Write the name of the bride and bridegroom at the wedding you attended—– (30 Marks)

Q.3. What make is the car you were in. —— (20 Marks)

Q.4. Which tyre burst ——- (28 marks)

Q.5. Who was driving———- (20 marks)

END OF PAPER…

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Nice One there!

Model Answers

Any inconsistencies on any of the questions among the four Students will result in all the candidates getting a zero mark.

Q.1. Write down your name—– (2 MARKS) Sherif1

Q.2. Write the name of the bride and bridegroom at the wedding you attended—– (30 Marks) I accompanied my friend on his request

Q.3. What make is the car you were in. —— (20 Marks) It roars like a toyota, it sounds like a toyota, it could have been a toyota

Q.4. Which tyre burst ——- (28 marks) I pass out, when the tyre burst

Q.5. Who was driving———- (20 marks) I was drunk anyway, I did not notice

END OF PAPER…

This is the joke of the month!

I have heard dis Joke when I was still in d womb.....dis implies dt dis Joke is tooo old....next pls

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