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Christmas Has Been Postponed by brownsilk(f): 11:11am On Nov 20, 2007 |
Hi Everyone, i am bein sent to pass this info that Xmas has been postponed till further notice, so if u are goin to make ur hair or buy ur christmas clothes or those of u who have already started buggin ur folks for xmas stuffs , just lie low becos police is catching anybody who is goin for xmas shopping, so BEWARE!!! |
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by arsenalfan: 11:28am On Nov 20, 2007 |
Mumu like you |
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by Seun(m): 11:48am On Nov 20, 2007 |
:d |
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by Migines(m): 1:20pm On Nov 20, 2007 |
Lol. D topic alone made me laff. |
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by saucekid(m): 1:26pm On Nov 20, 2007 |
@ migs, you see what i mean when i say,it doesnt matter if you have to write something, the topic alone can make u laff **goes to the corner and waits with ma snipe gun in anticipation that showbobo,TT,biggerboy will come strolling in** |
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by brownsilk(f): 1:27pm On Nov 20, 2007 |
but its true oooo, so migi, i know u are already jerkin ur papa for xmas shoe, jus collect the money and come and give it to me to hold for you, i can bribe police not to catch me when i want to buy the shoe for u just pay the dough into this acct act name: fraudsters act number: 419000000000000000 bank : uba |
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by topeteadr(m): 1:31pm On Nov 20, 2007 |
Strolls in gently. |
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by saucekid(m): 1:40pm On Nov 20, 2007 |
**snipes tope in the head before he knows whats going on** paramedics confim him dead on this thread one down,3 to go |
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by topeteadr(m): 1:50pm On Nov 20, 2007 |
On forgetting that i had programed a hologram, knocked saucekid out 4rm the back. |
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by Nobody: 1:55pm On Nov 20, 2007 |
ah very funny but TT i thought you were still dead, why are you still posting I now understand the meaning of the proverb that says a person that's dead can still talk on nland saucekid pls prepare well for showbob and biggerbo cos the two are crooks |
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by temmysexy(f): 2:03pm On Nov 20, 2007 |
really? hmm, na wa oh. some pple wan avoid xmas by force. u r on ur own oh |
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by saucekid(m): 2:10pm On Nov 20, 2007 |
b4 TT could knock me out,i gave him a 5point karate that sent him sprawling plants bomb and sets coordinates to go off when either of biggerboy/showbobo steps into this thread |
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by saucekid(m): 2:12pm On Nov 20, 2007 |
carries temmysexy off to malibu and dares anyone to follow me |
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by brownsilk(f): 2:12pm On Nov 20, 2007 |
saucekid: ah saucekid, take it easy oooo |
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by saucekid(m): 2:14pm On Nov 20, 2007 |
i'm doing all this for you brownsilk do you now see my POV?? |
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by topeteadr(m): 2:14pm On Nov 20, 2007 |
Brings out a silent pistol, shoots saucekid and ends the game. |
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by saucekid(m): 2:19pm On Nov 20, 2007 |
forgets saucekid is coated with electromagnetic waves which makes the bullet drop to the floor zaps TT with my super sonic radioactive beam which turns him to dust |
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by topeteadr(m): 2:26pm On Nov 20, 2007 |
Not knowing i'm with the supersonic deflector, reverses the beam and turns saucekid to dust. |
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by sussy1(f): 2:36pm On Nov 20, 2007 |
Poster Who sent u? saucekid: Saucekid THE TERMINATOR |
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by sussy1(f): 2:38pm On Nov 20, 2007 |
Poster Who sent u? saucekid: Saucekid THE TERMINATOR |
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by saucekid(m): 2:49pm On Nov 20, 2007 |
the dusts join back because i have reconstructive cells**attacts TT with crimera virus which kills him after 1 post |
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by topeteadr(m): 3:05pm On Nov 20, 2007 |
Usep the antivirus shield prevents the virus 4rm entering d body. Then plants an atomic bomb that goes off the next time saucekid posts. |
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by biggerboy(m): 3:21pm On Nov 20, 2007 |
*And biggerboy strolled in majestically with his charms (Bante,aluwo and onde),he begins to chant incantations which renders saucekid and tope powerless,he faced saucekid and turned him into a goat* |
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by sussy1(f): 3:22pm On Nov 20, 2007 |
Saucekid + Tope i call u together in the name of the FATHER and THE SON and THE HOLY GHOST, stop fighting and this killing killing of a thing.Are u guys from NigerDelta so let Saucekid + Tope = Peace OK [/sub]kneel down and praying to God for the two to stop blasting and threaten of killing each other in Jesus Name i ve prayed Amen[sub] |
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by saucekid(m): 3:28pm On Nov 20, 2007 |
no more fights TT because sussy don pray for me faces biggerboy,laughs him to his face and gives him a back to sender arrow which turns him to a midget ituen then employs him as a gateman |
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by divanaija1: 3:52pm On Nov 20, 2007 |
See Nairaland Action film . Act one, scene two pls. |
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by sussy1(f): 3:52pm On Nov 20, 2007 |
biggerboy: Biggerboy are u an Herbalist [sub]Shouting HOLY GHOST FIRE[sub] |
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by Migines(m): 3:56pm On Nov 20, 2007 |
*entaz d war zone sees biggerboy making a full of himself and silences him wit a a .37* |
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by biggerboy(m): 3:58pm On Nov 20, 2007 |
Migines:*Being a herbalist,the .37 had no effect on biggerboy,raging with furry,biggerboy turns migine to a baboon* |
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by saucekid(m): 4:00pm On Nov 20, 2007 |
@ migs thanks hands him a silver medal of valor @ naijadiva you're the lead actress, stand by,ready*****ACTION @biggerboy rain falls on the juju and biggerboy is turn into an amoeba |
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by Migines(m): 4:27pm On Nov 20, 2007 |
*thanks sauce kid and takes d medal. Unknw to biggerboy mig also has powers frm beyond wich he used to recondition biggs eyes making hm see humans as baboons* av yall action stars seen d new war zone? |
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by brownsilk(f): 4:44pm On Nov 20, 2007 |
walks in and find the whole place in a mess, grabs migi and saucekid and gave them the most painful spanks of their lives, grabbed diva gal and pulled her hair, thanked sassy gal, and beat up the rest, then walks out |
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