NIGERIA ASSOCIATION OF BOYFRIENDS (NABS)

The above named association wishes to inform it's members that the overhead maintenance costs for UNILAG ......sorry MAULAG chicks has been reduced by 75% and social G.P dropped to about 0.1.

No longer shall we send cabs to pick them up from their hostel...let them enter bike or trek.

No longer shall we entertain any request from any MAU chick to take them to the cinema....let them buy the pirated DVD.

No longer shall we buy Moet or Nuovo for them, Alomo Bitters & small stout will suffice.

No longer shall we be forced to buy them blackberry's, nothing is wrong with their Nokia X2.

No longer shall we buy them ice-cream....they will have to make do with Super Yogo.

There's no point leaving our DSTv on......let them watch OgTv.

Why buy them flight ticket, let them take night-bus.

Strictly midnight calls for them....no need to waste credit.

No fast food or eating out....let them go and cook indomie at home.

Of the GREATE.....ST NABSITES..........GREAT!!!!

SIGNED

Oloun Erinsemilese Q.
Secretary.

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U try shaao!

Hahaha

What about the osho free guys,who always like to chop and clean mouth?

Guys its a two way game abegggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!