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Mental Patient In Luv by realsammie(m): 6:04am On Jun 11, 2012
Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental
hospital.
One day while they were walking past the
hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped
into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of
the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She
swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.
When the Head Nurse Director became aware
of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered
her to be discharged from the hospital, as she
now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said,
"Edna, I have good news and bad news. The
good news is you're being discharged; since
you were able to rationally respond to a crisis
by jumping in and saving the life of another
patient, I have concluded that your act displays
that you have a sound mind. The bad news is,
Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the
bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you
saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.
Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put
him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"
Re: Mental Patient In Luv by sucezTP(f): 7:55am On Jun 11, 2012
realsammie: Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental
hospital.
One day while they were walking past the
hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped
into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of
the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She
swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.
When the Head Nurse Director became aware
of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered
her to be discharged from the hospital, as she
now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said,
"Edna, I have good news and bad news. The
good news is you're being discharged; since
you were able to rationally respond to a crisis
by jumping in and saving the life of another
patient, I have concluded that your act displays
that you have a sound mind. The bad news is,
Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the
bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you
saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.
Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put
him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"

I'm laughin...nice 1 there!
Re: Mental Patient In Luv by purpinkx(m): 8:59am On Jun 11, 2012
nice 1
Re: Mental Patient In Luv by Nobody: 10:07am On Jun 11, 2012
nice one. Lol!
Re: Mental Patient In Luv by Nobody: 10:18am On Jun 11, 2012
nice one lol
Re: Mental Patient In Luv by Emmyk(m): 11:12am On Jun 11, 2012
Obawayray!
Re: Mental Patient In Luv by bunmioguns(m): 1:10pm On Jun 11, 2012
Still nice though I have seen it several times
Re: Mental Patient In Luv by realsammie(m): 5:18pm On Jun 11, 2012
bunmioguns: Still nice though I have seen it several times
SO? WHO CARES IF U'VE SEEN IT 100 TIMES. U NO FOLLOW JOOR
Re: Mental Patient In Luv by Nobody: 6:37pm On Jun 11, 2012
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh. Seen it b4 too but its more like - still shocking rather than funny.
Re: Mental Patient In Luv by pato405(m): 4:39pm On Jun 12, 2012
realsammie: Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental
hospital.
One day while they were walking past the
hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped
into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of
the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She
swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.
When the Head Nurse Director became aware
of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered
her to be discharged from the hospital, as she
now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said,
"Edna, I have good news and bad news. The
good news is you're being discharged; since
you were able to rationally respond to a crisis
by jumping in and saving the life of another
patient, I have concluded that your act displays
that you have a sound mind. The bad news is,
Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the
bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you
saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.
Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put
him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"

CRAP RUBBISH!!
Re: Mental Patient In Luv by Nobody: 9:11pm On Jun 12, 2012
I've seen dis b4, but i still laffed my arsse off! Nice
Re: Mental Patient In Luv by Nobody: 9:39am On Jun 13, 2012
undecided

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