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Mental Patient In Luv by realsammie(m): 6:04am On Jun 11, 2012 |
Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays that you have a sound mind. The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead. Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?" |
Re: Mental Patient In Luv by sucezTP(f): 7:55am On Jun 11, 2012 |
realsammie: Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental I'm laughin...nice 1 there! |
Re: Mental Patient In Luv by purpinkx(m): 8:59am On Jun 11, 2012 |
nice 1 |
Re: Mental Patient In Luv by Nobody: 10:07am On Jun 11, 2012 |
nice one. Lol! |
Re: Mental Patient In Luv by Nobody: 10:18am On Jun 11, 2012 |
nice one lol |
Re: Mental Patient In Luv by Emmyk(m): 11:12am On Jun 11, 2012 |
Obawayray! |
Re: Mental Patient In Luv by bunmioguns(m): 1:10pm On Jun 11, 2012 |
Still nice |
Re: Mental Patient In Luv by realsammie(m): 5:18pm On Jun 11, 2012 |
bunmioguns: Still niceSO? WHO CARES IF U'VE SEEN IT 100 TIMES. U NO FOLLOW JOOR |
Re: Mental Patient In Luv by Nobody: 6:37pm On Jun 11, 2012 |
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh. Seen it b4 too but its more like - still shocking rather than funny. |
Re: Mental Patient In Luv by pato405(m): 4:39pm On Jun 12, 2012 |
realsammie: Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental CRAP RUBBISH!! |
Re: Mental Patient In Luv by Nobody: 9:11pm On Jun 12, 2012 |
I've seen dis b4, but i still laffed my arsse off! Nice |
Re: Mental Patient In Luv by Nobody: 9:39am On Jun 13, 2012 |
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