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Chapped Lips by dm(m): 10:26pm On Apr 02, 2006
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding along when
the Lone Ranger puts up his hand and says,
"Whoa." He then climbs down from his horse
Silver, walks behind the horse, lifts his tail
and kisses the horse on his asshole. He then
remounts and they ride on.

A little while later, the Lone Ranger again
raises his hand and says, "Whoa." He dismounts,
lifts the tail and kisses Silver on the ass
again, then remounts.

Tonto not sure as to what is going on asks,
"Hmph! Kimo Sabe why you get of Silver and kiss
him on asshole?" The Lone Ranger replies,
"Chapped lips." Tonto then says, "Ugh. That good
for chapped lips?" The Lone ranger replies, "No,
but it keeps you from licking them."
Re: Chapped Lips by Z4M4eva(f): 10:50pm On Apr 02, 2006
l.o.l cheesy
Re: Chapped Lips by spikelord(m): 1:58am On Apr 03, 2006
;d ;d ;d ;d ;d
Re: Chapped Lips by micklplus(m): 10:58am On Apr 03, 2006
:d :d :d :d
Re: Chapped Lips by drered(m): 12:15pm On Apr 03, 2006
grin grin grin
Re: Chapped Lips by jayemkay(f): 8:52pm On Apr 12, 2006
hahaha grin grin grin
Re: Chapped Lips by Free(f): 9:10pm On Apr 12, 2006
shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Chapped Lips by StMilli(f): 3:56pm On Aug 31, 2007
Hmmm, Na wa o!
Abi na u do am, grin grin grin
Re: Chapped Lips by spikelord(m): 4:47pm On Aug 31, 2007
Help me ask am oh!
Re: Chapped Lips by clemcykul(f): 11:08am On Sep 03, 2007
na him dey do amm grin grin grin yeye horse ass kisser like you grin grin grin grin grin

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