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A 4 Year Old Kid by joerux60: 4:27pm On Jun 15, 2012 |
kept telling his teacher about his baby sis who was going to be born, because he was very excited about it. 1 day his mom made him feel the baby's movements by placing his palm, on her stomach. The kid didn't say anything. From that day onwards he stopped telling his teacher about his baby sis. 1 day when his teacher inquired about his baby sis. the boy's eyes were filled with tears. He replied. My Mummy ate it! |
Re: A 4 Year Old Kid by Nobody: 10:11pm On Jun 15, 2012 |
lol |
Re: A 4 Year Old Kid by Lagusta(m): 9:12am On Jun 16, 2012 |
Giggles |
Re: A 4 Year Old Kid by joerux60: 4:45pm On Jun 16, 2012 |
SEX EDUCATION A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to bring in a permission slip in order to take it. A boy handed in his slip and explained to the teacher, “My mom says I can take the course as long as there’s no homework 1 Like |
Re: A 4 Year Old Kid by joerux60: 7:47pm On Jun 16, 2012 |
“Tell me. is it going in?”, he asked “yeah “, she replied “is it hurting?”, he wanted to know “ooh yeah ..ouch its hurting”, she confirmed “ok I will put it in slowly ..still hurting?”, “ahh yeh “, she mumbled “then let’s try d other shoe madam” yee, what wereyu thinking 2 Likes |
Re: A 4 Year Old Kid by joerux60: 7:58pm On Jun 16, 2012 |
Man 1: I do not want to marry, because I am afraid of all women. Man 2: Get marred soon, then you will be afraid of only one woman and start loving the rest |
Re: A 4 Year Old Kid by joerux60: 8:06pm On Jun 16, 2012 |
Some random facts. 1. An elephant shits half its weight in two days. 2. A man’s p.... is 3 times the length of his thumb. 3. 2 multiplied by 2 equals 4. 4. the final fact: A woman would have finished readingthese facts by now, but a man would still be checking the size of his thumbs. 2 Likes |
Re: A 4 Year Old Kid by joerux60: 8:09pm On Jun 16, 2012 |
Teacher asks Girl: Which part of Human body Expands 10 times its normal size..? Girl: I can’t answer this question I feel shy…! Teacher asks same question to a boy. Boy replies: Its the Pupil of Human Eye. Teacher: Right! Then turns to the girl: Listen girl your thinking is wrong and your expectations are too high. 1 Like |
Re: A 4 Year Old Kid by chikk(f): 8:38pm On Jun 16, 2012 |
Nice creativity. Nice jokes. |
Re: A 4 Year Old Kid by joerux60: 9:01pm On Jun 16, 2012 |
thanx chikk, here anada one; A small argument between a couple turns violent. Angry Husband: Do not let the animal in me come out! Wife: who is scared of a mouse! 1 Like |
Re: A 4 Year Old Kid by joerux60: 9:06pm On Jun 16, 2012 |
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I would be in ur hands allday. Husband: I too wish that u were a newspapers so I could have a new one every day. 1 Like |
Re: A 4 Year Old Kid by joerux60: 9:08pm On Jun 16, 2012 |
A psychological survey Report: when 2 couples come face to face, Wives look at each othersdresses & Husbands look at each other’s wives |
Re: A 4 Year Old Kid by joerux60: 9:28pm On Jun 16, 2012 |
Since Your Eyes Are Looking Tired, Let Your Eye Lashes Hug Each Other For Few Hours, Happy Journey Into The World Of Dreams, Gud Night |
Re: A 4 Year Old Kid by toygod2: 10:05pm On Jun 16, 2012 |
Nice concepts..........esp d last post. But , suspect an element of fear of yabs in d last post |
Re: A 4 Year Old Kid by youngdee168(m): 10:46pm On Jun 16, 2012 |
Nice jokes thumb up |
Re: A 4 Year Old Kid by clemzy012(m): 10:58pm On Jun 16, 2012 |
;Dcashless economy one day some thieves broke into our house.the following conversation ensued: Thief 1: open dis door or else I will break it down. Father: plsssssssssssssssss..., I will open d door. Thief 1: where is d money u kept in dis house? Father: cashhhhhlesssss economy... Pls don't kill us. Thief 1: Hahahaahahahahah.... Fool!, ur credit card or ur life.... Or else I will kill u father: Yepah! Mogbe!! Wat will u do wit credit card... We don't have ATM machine in our house keee... Thief 1: shut up!... Akpos, (turning 2 thief 2), give me d POS machine and let him dis old fool insert is card into it... 2 Likes |
Re: A 4 Year Old Kid by Nobody: 11:01pm On Jun 16, 2012 |
joerux60: thanx chikk, here anada one; I like dis one! |
Re: A 4 Year Old Kid by joerux60: 12:58pm On Jun 17, 2012 |
Lady of the night : Hi, want to have sex? Santa: Ok. Only if you do it like my wife does. Lady of the night: I can do it in any way. So how does she do it? Santa: She does it for free. |
Re: A 4 Year Old Kid by joerux60: 1:43pm On Jun 17, 2012 |
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife in bed with a naked man. "What are you doing", he shouted. To which his wife said to her lover, "I told you he was stupid." |
Re: A 4 Year Old Kid by joerux60: 1:47pm On Jun 17, 2012 |
A Dentist was removing a tooth of a lady, he said ,"mam u r holding my balls". she said," I know, its just to remind u that we r not going 2 hurt each other". |
Re: A 4 Year Old Kid by joerux60: 2:02pm On Jun 17, 2012 |
A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up. "Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?" "Wrong number," replied the girl. |
Re: A 4 Year Old Kid by joerux60: 2:08pm On Jun 17, 2012 |
A man was busy killing flies with a fan in the lounge. His wife walks in and asks, "Any lucky?" To which he replies, "yee, I hav killed 5, 3 females & 2 males." "How do you know their sex?", she asked. "The females were on the phone and the males on beer bottles." 1 Like |
Re: A 4 Year Old Kid by joerux60: 3:37pm On Jun 17, 2012 |
The young waitress went to the Head Waiter and said, "I'm not going to serve that cheeky devil over there." "Why not?" "Well, he asked for French salad and when I said 'What's that?' he said, 'It's the same as any other salad, only you serve it without dressing.'" 1 Like |
Re: A 4 Year Old Kid by joerux60: 4:44pm On Jun 17, 2012 |
Funny Tinti was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column SEX. He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote THRICE A DAY. Clerk told him to write either MALE or FEMALE. Again Funny Tinti thought for a long time before coming up with the answer PREFERABLY FEMALES. 1 Like |
Re: A 4 Year Old Kid by joerux60: 6:18pm On Jun 17, 2012 |
A new student came to the class. After asking his name the teacher said, 'What does your father do?' Student: Whatever Mom says. 1 Like |
Re: A 4 Year Old Kid by realsammie(m): 11:14pm On Jun 17, 2012 |
joerux60: “Tell me. is it going in?”, he askedwhat were u thinking dat i'm thinking |
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