kept telling his teacher about his baby sis who was going to be born,
because he was very excited about it.
1 day his mom made him feel the baby's movements by placing his palm, on her stomach.
The kid didn't say anything.

From that day onwards he stopped telling his teacher about his baby sis.
1 day when his teacher inquired about his baby sis. the boy's eyes were filled with tears.
He replied. My Mummy ate it!

lol

Giggles

SEX EDUCATION

A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student
had to bring in a permission slip in order to take it.
A boy handed in his slip and explained to the teacher,
“My mom says I can take the course as long as there’s no homework

“Tell me. is it going in?”, he asked
“yeah “, she replied
“is it hurting?”, he wanted to know
“ooh yeah ..ouch its hurting”, she confirmed
“ok I will put it in slowly ..still hurting?”,
“ahh yeh “, she mumbled
“then let’s try d other shoe madam”

yee, what wereyu thinking

Man 1: I do not want to marry, because I am afraid of all women.
Man 2: Get marred soon, then you will be afraid of only one woman and start loving the rest

Some random facts.
1. An elephant shits half its weight in two days.
2. A man’s p.... is 3 times the length of his thumb.
3. 2 multiplied by 2 equals 4.
4. the final fact:
A woman would have finished readingthese facts by now,
but a man would still be checking the size of his thumbs.

Teacher asks Girl:
Which part of Human body
Expands 10 times its normal size..?
Girl: I can’t answer this question
I feel shy…!
Teacher asks same question to a boy.
Boy replies: Its the Pupil of Human Eye.
Teacher: Right!
Then turns to the girl:
Listen girl your thinking is wrong
and your expectations are too high.

Nice creativity. Nice jokes.

thanx chikk, here anada one;

A small argument between a couple turns violent.
Angry Husband: Do not let the animal in me come out!
Wife: who is scared of a mouse!

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.
Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one every day.

A psychological survey Report:
when 2 couples come face to face,
Wives look at each othersdresses
&
Husbands look at each other’s wives

Since Your Eyes Are Looking Tired,
Let Your Eye Lashes Hug Each Other For Few Hours,
Happy Journey Into The World Of Dreams,
Gud Night

Nice concepts..........esp d last post. But , suspect an element of fear of yabs in d last post

Nice jokes thumb up

;Dcashless economy
one day some thieves broke into our house.the following conversation ensued:
Thief 1: open dis door or else I will break it down.
Father: plsssssssssssssssss..., I will open d door.
Thief 1: where is d money u kept in dis house?
Father: cashhhhhlesssss economy... Pls don't kill us.
Thief 1: Hahahaahahahahah.... Fool!, ur credit card or ur life.... Or else I will kill u
father: Yepah! Mogbe!! Wat will u do wit credit card... We don't have ATM machine in our house keee...
Thief 1: shut up!... Akpos, (turning 2 thief 2), give me d POS machine and let him dis old fool insert is card into it...

joerux60: thanx chikk, here anada one;

A small argument between a couple turns violent.
Angry Husband: Do not let the animal in me come out!
Wife: who is scared of a mouse!

I like dis one!

Lady of the night : Hi, want to have sex?
Santa: Ok. Only if you do it like my wife does.
Lady of the night: I can do it in any way. So how does she do it?
Santa: She does it for free.

An angry husband returned home one night
to find his wife in bed with a naked man.
"What are you doing", he shouted.
To which his wife said to her lover, "I told you he was stupid."

A Dentist was removing a tooth of a lady,
he said ,"mam u r holding my balls".

she said," I know,
its just to remind u that we r not going 2 hurt each other".

A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour,
and then she hung up.
"Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"
"Wrong number," replied the girl.

A man was busy killing flies with a fan in the lounge.
His wife walks in and asks, "Any lucky?"
To which he replies, "yee, I hav killed 5, 3 females & 2 males."
"How do you know their sex?", she asked.
"The females were on the phone and the males on beer bottles."

The young waitress went to the Head Waiter and said,
"I'm not going to serve that cheeky devil over there."
"Why not?"
"Well, he asked for French salad and when I said 'What's that?'
he said, 'It's the same as any other salad, only you serve it without dressing.'"

Funny Tinti was filling up an application form for a job.
He promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc.
Then he came to the column SEX. He was not sure as to what to be filled there.
After much thought he wrote THRICE A DAY.
Clerk told him to write either MALE or FEMALE.
Again Funny Tinti thought for a long time before
coming up with the answer PREFERABLY FEMALES.

A new student came to the class. After asking his name the teacher said,
'What does your father do?'

Student: Whatever Mom says.

joerux60: “Tell me. is it going in?”, he asked
“yeah “, she replied
“is it hurting?”, he wanted to know
“ooh yeah ..ouch its hurting”, she confirmed
“ok I will put it in slowly ..still hurting?”,
“ahh yeh “, she mumbled
“then let’s try d other shoe madam”

yee, what wereyu thinking

what were u thinking dat i'm thinking