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If Nigerian Mechanics Were Doctors: by Timileyin(m): 5:58pm On Jun 15, 2012 |
What If Naija Mechanics Where Doctors, What Condition Will We Be? A mechanic will remove your hand and replace it will white girl's hand and say "o ma sise (it will work, its stronger)". If you stay too long in the hospital, they will sell your eyes and claim you came eyeless. My mechanic would have done an operation and forgotten to return the heart. He would remove a kidney and claim its not important and useless in my system. What do you think? 1 Like |
Re: If Nigerian Mechanics Were Doctors: by Nobody: 9:12pm On Jun 15, 2012 |
its 'us' that needs to improve our knowledge about cars so as not to fall prey. My car had incorrect gear ratio and a gear box specialist told me to change my spark plugs. I was like what rubbish is this? i left him without changing my plugs till today and my car is very fine after changing a sensor myself 6 Likes |
Re: If Nigerian Mechanics Were Doctors: by Ikenna351(m): 9:21pm On Jun 15, 2012 |
toba: its 'us' that needs to improve our knowledge about cars so as not to fall prey. Lol! Ikenna. |
Re: If Nigerian Mechanics Were Doctors: by ayobase(m): 11:11pm On Jun 15, 2012 |
^^LOL! But still, not everyone will/can know everything abt his/her car......d OP was just displaying his humour abt this area! 1 Like |
Re: If Nigerian Mechanics Were Doctors: by Pakavy(m): 11:16pm On Jun 15, 2012 |
ayobase: ^^LOL!but 2 a certain extent try and kno d physiology even if d anatomy is difficult |
Re: If Nigerian Mechanics Were Doctors: by quest003: 11:21pm On Jun 15, 2012 |
If u ve a back ache, dey wil tel u they'll nid 2 change ur kidney and liver, preferable wit tokunbo as new ones dsnt last and dey wil also nid 2 straightn ur spinal cord, |
Re: If Nigerian Mechanics Were Doctors: by folahann(m): 11:26pm On Jun 15, 2012 |
The patient will complain of a simple headache, they will say there's need for a complicated brain surgery and will have to travel out of the country to get what is needed. 3 Likes |
Re: If Nigerian Mechanics Were Doctors: by VOfficialR(m): 11:27pm On Jun 15, 2012 |
if they were doctors, they would have at least 6years xperience in the university, ... there would have been strong laws binding them, harsh forces against them... like over 600 of them being sacked at once and quacks would have been so few... 2 Likes |
Re: If Nigerian Mechanics Were Doctors: by achi4u(m): 11:28pm On Jun 15, 2012 |
untill u see that anatomy and u canot stetch that ur operation. then mechanic will tell u the price |
Re: If Nigerian Mechanics Were Doctors: by lacasa: 11:40pm On Jun 15, 2012 |
toba: its 'us' that needs to improve our knowledge about cars so as not to fall prey. ["My car had incorrect gear ratio"] Abeg bros, which side dat one dey be? 1 Like |
Re: If Nigerian Mechanics Were Doctors: by lekzwyc(m): 11:44pm On Jun 15, 2012 |
If Nigerian mechanics were doctors Mehnnnn come and see blood everywhere in his office, theatre room, their cloth like black engine oil.....they will use their cloth and hair to clean their hand. 3 Likes |
Re: If Nigerian Mechanics Were Doctors: by TechRev: 11:46pm On Jun 15, 2012 |
Quacks abound in every profession in Nigeria, as is in Mechanic, so is it with Doctors. I wish my mechanic was also a doctor, he has been working my car for more than 4yrs, and has rarely made a wrong fix, or used inappropriate parts. In, i have never changed a part more than once on the same car, and my car go there like once in 3-4months, except for servicing. 1 Like |
Re: If Nigerian Mechanics Were Doctors: by Nobody: 12:04am On Jun 16, 2012 |
Timileyin: What If Naija Mechanics Where Doctors, What Condition Will We Be?you gat jokes LOL |
Re: If Nigerian Mechanics Were Doctors: by olaniyio1(m): 12:06am On Jun 16, 2012 |
if my mechanic was a doctor he will always return back to the pharmacy he took me to so as to buy original drugs for his share after i might have left. If my mechanic was a doctor he will remove my sound liver and replace it with an aid patients own and sell mine to someone else. 1 Like |
Re: If Nigerian Mechanics Were Doctors: by SisiKill1: 12:20am On Jun 16, 2012 |
If Nigerian Mechanics were doctors. . . We probably won't notice any difference in treatment since they both adhere to The pay before service motto and they both like to do trial and error. 2 Likes |
Re: If Nigerian Mechanics Were Doctors: by MacLovington(m): 1:15am On Jun 16, 2012 |
quest003: If u ve a back ache, dey wil tel u they'll nid 2 change ur kidney and liver, preferable wit tokunbo as new ones dsnt last and dey wil also nid 2 straightn ur spinal cord, Actually, kidney stone does give back ache. A late friend's metastatic cancer was initially ascribed to kidney stone that scans revealed. Of course it wasn't quite right and led doctors to wrong diagnosis. This happened in an advanced western country. A bit serious for a humourous post but it could help someone. Our mechanics are trying o. Compared to our govt, they are trying despite poor training facilities and quality control. 1 Like |
Re: If Nigerian Mechanics Were Doctors: by Murphy7h4: 2:17am On Jun 16, 2012 |
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Re: If Nigerian Mechanics Were Doctors: by Nobody: 3:21am On Jun 16, 2012 |
Re: If Nigerian Mechanics Were Doctors: by pyx: 4:05am On Jun 16, 2012 |
Many people will be dead by now because it is only Nigeria Mechanic that will ask you to chANGE PLUG if you complain of your car Carburator. Almost got my car burnt last week. |
Re: If Nigerian Mechanics Were Doctors: by ziccoit: 5:57am On Jun 16, 2012 |
Some posters are mudslinging the doctors when the op actually trying to bring out our sense of humours. Stop being too serious pls. Na so these doctors offend una @op, they would have tricked me into believing paracetamol was the same thing as Ampiclox. That in fact, paracetamol would perfectly do the work of Ampiclox if only I could pay for it because it is very expensive but the best in the market compare to Ampiclox. Lol. |
Re: If Nigerian Mechanics Were Doctors: by ayobase(m): 6:23am On Jun 16, 2012 |
lekzwyc: If Nigerian mechanics were doctors Mehnnnn come and see blood everywhere in his office, theatre room, their cloth like black engine oil.....they will use their cloth and hair to clean their hand. |
Re: If Nigerian Mechanics Were Doctors: by werepeLeri: 6:56am On Jun 16, 2012 |
which type of mechanic do you go to, OP? |
Re: If Nigerian Mechanics Were Doctors: by azimibraun: 7:14am On Jun 16, 2012 |
In agbo(localherbs) i trust. Gbam! |
Re: If Nigerian Mechanics Were Doctors: by Buklar(m): 7:21am On Jun 16, 2012 |
They wud av collected 50percent of dere patient's blood whyl d patient is lying unconscious on d bed, inside a gallon so as to sell it to oda patients dat needs blood. 2 Likes |
Re: If Nigerian Mechanics Were Doctors: by abbeymighty(m): 7:29am On Jun 16, 2012 |
Pls can anybody tell me how to post a tread. Plsss |
Re: If Nigerian Mechanics Were Doctors: by BabaO2: 7:31am On Jun 16, 2012 |
which doctors? Nigerian doctors or doctors? |
Re: If Nigerian Mechanics Were Doctors: by amosy007: 7:32am On Jun 16, 2012 |
toba: its 'us' that needs to improve our knowledge about cars so as not to fall prey. |
Re: If Nigerian Mechanics Were Doctors: by WhoIGoAsk: 7:49am On Jun 16, 2012 |
Got this online [size=20pt]If mechanics worked like doctors[/size] So it takes three weeks to get a mechanic to check out your car, during which time you’re rescheduled four times. 3 Likes |
Re: If Nigerian Mechanics Were Doctors: by megxo(m): 7:52am On Jun 16, 2012 |
dis is a "jor o" thread... K, if mechanics wia doctors, de'll giv u drip if u have slight headache... |
Re: If Nigerian Mechanics Were Doctors: by megxo(m): 7:59am On Jun 16, 2012 |
de'll screw loose errytin especially in females claimin de're lookin 4 anytin faulty |
Re: If Nigerian Mechanics Were Doctors: by WhoIGoAsk: 7:59am On Jun 16, 2012 |
yeah back to the topic; if Naija Mechos were Docs, 1. When you're down, they'll give you 2 knocks on the head and try to start you. 2. If you still don't respond, they'll clean dust off you, use a tools to hit your head, nose and heart and try to start you again 3. If you're weak, they'll increase your heart beat to make you work faster, 4. If you toyota heart (pump) is faulty, they will take one from another nissan body (car) beside you and assure it'll work. 5. When done treating you, they'll test drive you even though they don't have a drivers license 6. They'll tie one of you veins and tell you it's not really needed. 7. When you call them for an emergency, they'll come with just their handset, and after checking you out, tell you it's notthing serious but they'll need something as simple as bandage (That they should have brought along) to be contd |
Re: If Nigerian Mechanics Were Doctors: by Nobody: 8:05am On Jun 16, 2012 |
i reiterate my stance that any car owner must have a knowledge about hs/hr car. it saves a lot of stress and money. We are on NL to educate ourselves. We must learn. Today most of the modern cars are sophisticated and requires sophistication in terms of maintence and repair. if u have a challenge, bring it online before u allow Naija mechanics destroy ur. cars |
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