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Just Suto And Jokes! by sutoboy(m): 7:28pm On Jun 17, 2012 |
A man was on the bed sleeping with his wife, he dreamt he was in heaven. When he got to the heaven's gate, he met an angel who start showing him everytin. After a while the man asked the angel. Man:can i piss here? Angel:it's not allowed but you can. After a short while again the man asked. Man: can i mess here? Angel: it's not allowed but you can. After a while again the man asked. Man:can i shit here? angel: it's not allowed but you can. Then the man saw a flower and then ask the angel. Man:can i use the flower to clean my butt? Angel:it's not allowed but you can. As the man was about to use the flower to clean his butt, a big slap landed on his face....... Wife: you piss for bed i no talk, you mess i leave you i no talk, you shit on top bed i leave you i no talk. You won kon use my wrapper clean your bottom, you de mad.........? Lol, Happy sunday to you all ........................................ |
Re: Just Suto And Jokes! by sutoboy(m): 7:29pm On Jun 17, 2012 |
A man gave his wife #50 on her birthday as a present, his wife was very angry wit him saying:useless,shameless husband! His husband was suprise and said ''that is nt #50 naira it is called BETTER LIFE" |
Re: Just Suto And Jokes! by ORMORT: 8:11pm On Jun 17, 2012 |
Mr suto |
Re: Just Suto And Jokes! by sutoboy(m): 10:45am On Jun 18, 2012 |
ORMORT: Mr suto Yes boss!u see me ri? |
Re: Just Suto And Jokes! by dani1luv: 10:49am On Jun 18, 2012 |
[size=13pt]suto. . .why nah??[/size] |
Re: Just Suto And Jokes! by bunmioguns(m): 1:57pm On Jun 18, 2012 |
Re: Just Suto And Jokes! by sutoboy(m): 4:37pm On Jun 20, 2012 |
dani1luv: [size=13pt]suto. . .why nah??[/size] Bros wetin I do? |
Re: Just Suto And Jokes! by Nobody: 5:58pm On Jun 20, 2012 |
Sir-Suto Skurujaja |
Re: Just Suto And Jokes! by Nobody: 6:50pm On Jun 20, 2012 |
Kai! suto u no try at all at all! U just fall my hand. Ur yokes are so dry mehn! |
Re: Just Suto And Jokes! by sutoboy(m): 7:05pm On Jun 20, 2012 |
~vicky~: Very funny!u got me right?send a request and let be friends booqee: Kai! suto u no try at all at all! U just fall my hand. Ur yokes are so dry mehn! No vex dear!I will try to improve |
Re: Just Suto And Jokes! by Nobody: 7:33pm On Jun 20, 2012 |
@ sutoboy too bad am not on Facebook sorry |
Re: Just Suto And Jokes! by sutoboy(m): 10:31pm On Jun 20, 2012 |
So how do got to knw d names? |
Re: Just Suto And Jokes! by flash11(m): 6:43am On Jun 21, 2012 |
sutoboy: So how do got to knw d names?you don leave the jokes now dey find another thing |
Re: Just Suto And Jokes! by Nobody: 8:56pm On Jun 21, 2012 |
flash11: i wonder o @ sutoboy i got d name from a source |
Re: Just Suto And Jokes! by sutoboy(m): 6:13pm On Jun 28, 2012 |
~vicky~: Oya tell me nah! |
Re: Just Suto And Jokes! by ekeroyal(m): 3:15pm On Jul 08, 2012 |
@Suto, 1st joke's nice but the second is what I can't tell. Any other joke? Anyways, hope your Sunday is going well. Flexing TinZ. |
Re: Just Suto And Jokes! by sutoboy(m): 4:07pm On Jul 10, 2012 |
JULY QUESTIONS EXAM 2012: Answer all question. Note no calculator or any electronic devices. Time:- 1hr:30mins only SECTION 1:- OBJECTIVE 1) What is the name of the first Igbo boy that opened shop at Alaba international market? (a) Don jazzy (B) Anyim Pius Anyim (c) Gov. Peter Obi 2) Who addressed herself as a widow while her husband is still alive? (a)Jonathan Patience (B) Turai Yar' dua(c)Stella Obasanjo 3) Who Strike pass? (a) BokoHaram Boys (B)Thunder (c) ASUU (d)Patience Dame 4) You can sharpen cutlass on Banky W's head (a) True (B) false (c) I don't know 5) What are the names of the two people holding hands when you power-on a Nokia phone? (a) Charly Boy and Denrele (B) Ryan Giggs and John Terry (C) OBJ and IBB 6) If the past tense of take is took, the past tense of make is (a) Mook (B) maked (c) maken 7) I have a dream is to Luther King as I have no shoes is to ….. (a) GEJ (B) IBB (c) OBJ 8 ) What is the plural form of GARRI (a) garris (B) garried (B) garium 9) If Adekunle Chukuwma Ciroma Finally Passes WAEC, will he write JAMB next year? (a) No (B)Yes (c) He will opt for NURTW 10) Which University has the highest no. of babes that travel to Dubai for 2weeks and return with British accent? (a)EBUs B)UNIJOS (c)UNIABJ (d) MAULAG SECTION 2:- THEORY Attempt all questions. (1a) Differentiate between Do or Die and if I don't win the next election their will be blood shed. (B) If it took Goodluck Ebele Jonathan 50years to trek to Aso rock without SHOES, how long will it take if he was putting on "CANVASS" (2a) Using Almighty Formula, calculate the diameter of Banky W's head (take ¤=3.14) (B) If your X-Boyfriend or X-girlfriend Wins N100Million Naira In The Glo WINBIG Promo 2 Days After you Broke Up! FIND X! I Repeat! Find X” (3a) If Ada is a girl, and Obi is a boy, who is Adaobi? (B) What are the surnames of the three statues that welcome you to Lagos? Goodluck to you all. 1 Like |
Re: Just Suto And Jokes! by Nobody: 8:12pm On Jul 10, 2012 |
answer to question 7 GEJ NO 8 C NO 4 A (guy u bad 0) to answer section 2......loading will be right back |
Re: Just Suto And Jokes! by sutoboy(m): 9:03am On Jul 23, 2012 |
~vicky~: Vicky u answered it your self nah!so ow am i bad? |
Re: Just Suto And Jokes! by skales(m): 11:19am On Jul 23, 2012 |
suto bro, if no be sey u be my friends , i for don quick tell the world how dry dis your yoke abi na joke u call am reach. when will u ever step up your game? no ofience |
Re: Just Suto And Jokes! by sutoboy(m): 6:47pm On Jul 27, 2012 |
skales: suto bro, if no be sey u be my friends , i for don quick tell the world how dry dis your yoke abi na joke u call am reach. u bi boss now |
Re: Just Suto And Jokes! by mikerob116(m): 7:35pm On Jul 27, 2012 |
Nice! |
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