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..things I Had Learnt From Nollywood Movies.. by Wisdytech(m): 4:28pm On Jun 18, 2012 |
THINGS I'VE LEARNT 4RM NOLLYWOOD: 1.An actress can wear the same hairdo for more than a yr, even in longer flashbacks. 2. In every romance movie,som1 must die. 3. It is possible 2 hit a person without actually touching them!:O 4. Any1 who gets hit by a car dies immediately.8-| 5. Poisoned food always tastes better.:> 6. D best way 2 make money is by visiting a'Babalawo' (herbalist )/ joining a cult/ sleeping with rich men. 7. 1 of a pair of twins (identical or not) is born evil./ 8. There is never an end 2 ur suffering, except death!:> 9. With a pastor... all things are possible.>:/ 10.Gun shots & knock out sound the same... 11. A movie has not been made if at least one actor/actress has not twisted his/her lips to speak wrong phonetics.:/ 12. U are in love...U want 2 take ur girl out,D best place U take her 2 is... *Mr.Biggs/ Tantalizers: where U'll most probably see an'ex' while feedin each other. *The beach:where it is imperative dat U ride a donkey&carry her playfully.=D *Or the best: take her 2 buy som new ugly clothes.=D 13. The police are extremely efficient unlike their counterparts in real life...:| 14. Every problem u av is spiritual:/ 15.Wen u're shot in d chest,it doesn't really matter, ur head will be bandaged,same for ur legs. 16.When advertising a movie,u av to shout cos people are deaf.=)) 17. If a car crash has to happen, d driver has to drive in a zig zag motion on a free highway without an oncoming vehicle and then slam into a tree that wasn't there before...8-| 18. Sometimes d title has absolutely nothin to do wit d movie, and other times wen you see d title and the poster, U know it ALL.8-| 19. At d end of a 3hr movie, u'l b reminded dat THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING. WATCH OUT FOR PART 2...>:O And finally.... 20. All Nigerian films are marketed at Ebinpejo Lane Idumota or Iweka road Onitsha...lolz 1 Like |
Re: ..things I Had Learnt From Nollywood Movies.. by Nobody: 1:55pm On Jun 19, 2012 |
^^^Menh! you've really studied them...... How i wish you can put the hours you put in doing this research in other aspect of your life, such as School, marriage, bible..etc I mean you ll become a guru. You try shaa |
Re: ..things I Had Learnt From Nollywood Movies.. by amaraj(f): 2:17pm On Jun 19, 2012 |
why don't u produce ur own movies, then we'll judge yours why don't u produce ur own movies, then we'll judge yours |
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