^^ Ow c'mon!

Don't feel funky yet o.

U are still on probation. Start by changing ur siggy.

@poster u can re add d person no big deal

Yeah, yeah. I'm back, like that Tyrese song. Seun never talk wetin he cook join 4 dis NLand dat keeps pulling me back.

Ok, its 12:01am and i just cooked indomie and sardine; now i'm eating it.

My hands stink of the onions i sliced into the pot, but i have a feeling i'm not going to wash it... By morning it'll be positively reeking, lol, but i'm staying home so who gives a sh!!t?

Hmmmm, lovely lovely bachelor's life, gosh i dread getting married!

My God! Indomie @ 12am? What happened b4 then that u can't cook, ehn? Naughty boy!

I see u for my end in the morning, sharing a love story about you and breathing. U no even hail me. Se make I no pour sand sand for ya garri abi?

U said u are back! Where have you been by the way?

Tgirl4real: U said u are back! Where have you been by the way?

He was with me...I jailed him for misconduct.

But he's free now...you can have your revenge.

Tg, Tg darling, i'm glad u understood my, umm, predicament, so to speak. Yeah, after the garri wars, i more or less stayed away - a post or two every week or two. I've changed my siggy like u asked... Shey i'm a good guy?

Yo, Crazyman! Ehm, why u too dey lie sef?

kay9: Yo, Crazyman! Ehm, why u too dey lie sef?

No be you teach me...

kay9: Tg, Tg darling, i'm glad u understood my, umm, predicament, so to speak. Yeah, after the garri wars, i more or less stayed away - a post or two every week or two. I've changed my siggy like u asked... Shey i'm a good guy?

hmm... *scratcheshead* Still thinking...

Btw, what does the new one mean?

^^U dont know? Mmm, bet u're a nollywood lover. Anyway if i told u it'd spoil the effect; Google is your friend.

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Seems everyone i know on NL now has a diary, some even have two.

*sniff*

Just finished reading Fyn gal's entire diary...

Hmm.

**adjusts private list of super-cool, wifey-material NL gurls, and puts Fyn gal between Ogugua and Wislet**

kay9: Just finished reading Fyn gal's entire diary...

Hmm.

**adjusts private list of super-cool, wifey-material NL gurls, and puts Fyn gal between Ogugua and Wislet**

Wow! She must see this.

_{sobs* I'm no more on the list}

kay9: ^^U dont know? Mmm, bet u're a nollywood lover. Anyway if i told u it'd spoil the effect; Google is your friend.

Actually, I got no tym for movies these days.
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kay9: Seems everyone i know on NL now has a diary, some even have two.

*sniff*

hmmm . . .spill it.

Tgirl4real:

Wow! She must see this.

sobs* I'm no more on the list

Aproko. Tatafo. Busi-bodi. Ehn, u don marry na, u no dey for league again.

Tgirl4real:
hmmm . . .spill it.

Spill wetin??

kay9:

Aproko. Tatafo. Busi-bodi. Ehn, u don marry na, u no dey for league again.

Says who? Come and see how dem boys dey follow me.

kay9: Spill wetin??

Ya know na.

^^^

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kay9: ^^^

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hehehehe... liar

I can't remember interviewing u that time. This time, you can't excape o.

https://www.nairaland.com/1082802/meet-favourite-nairalander

Well well... Its a been a while, hasn't it?

Just read something on one thread like dat that really upset me... About the slum dwellers whose homes were torn down, someone commented that Lagos isn't for everyone and those who cant afford decent homes should go back to their villages. And this comment got over 50 likes... So there are nigerians who are really this insensitive? Mmm. I am learning.

Hmmm...thatz d new generation breed.

Tg, what are u doing awake by this time?

What tym exactly? 12am or 1.50am?

Mmh, i've been away too long from this thread, my poor cutie fluffy mwaah! mwaah! thread.



Anyway, i read something funny in the diaries section this morning. Someone was pontificating on how proud of her heritage she was and she put it like this: ''...I am an African. I am Black. I am a Nigerian. I am a South Westerner. I am a Yorubanian. I am *insert name*...''

Yeah, i sure love a good laugh.

<sub>I just got a new job...


Sshhh, dont tell anyone.</sub>

I just got a new job too. Congrats Kay9.

and ermmm....you got a wifey too?

Well congrats too.

Wifey? Naa... Not yet, anyway.

But i got a hearthrob now.

Yes na. I saw where you said she scrubs you real good.

Hahahaha.. U eh, u're too snoopy!

Yes na.

Ok. So I'm bored and I think to myself, "hey it's been ages, lemme go look around on badoo.com..."

5mins later:
HOW CAN THERE BE THIS MANY UGLY GIRLS IN THE WORLD?? OH GOD, WHY??!!

@Fyngal1

I'm so, so sorry for your loss.

Words are never enough at times like these. I've never been the religious or praying type. But I know it - in my heart, I know it - that there's a divine consciousness out there. One that makes it their business to give succour and comfort to the bereaved and brokenhearted. May the peace and love of this One heal you, and envelope you and your loved ones in this trying period.

Doh, oh nne. Doh #Machiejine