Question: What did zero (0) say to number eight (?
Answer: "nice belt!"

I need nitrous oxide.

Nice one. too bad folx cant think in 3D

fluid26: I need nitrous oxide.

what for?? Anyway use my shitt, ee fit work. Serious.

Emmyk: i'm so full of Rubbish!

really?? Aww.....dats too bad. Go and take ur drugs pls. Sorry ehn.....

booqee: what for?? Anyway use my shitt, ee fit work. Serious.

no offence, where are u from?

i know say na only failed model like boogee fit come up with this mumu joke





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booqee: mali

Hmmm...is dat what girls look like in Mali? Where are ur twin towers?

fluid26:

Hmmm...is dat what girls look like in Mali? Where are ur twin towers?

Here is the joke hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhhahah

fluid26:

Hmmm...is dat what girls look like in Mali? Where are ur twin towers?

dat reminds me too, Where is ur scrotal sac?? Why is ur beneath luking so empty? Or has mugulo used it for his usual money ritual??

booqee: dat reminds me too, Where is ur scrotal sac?? Why is ur beneath luking so empty? Or has mugulo used it for his usual money ritual??

why u dey look 4 my balls na? which kain beneath? Malian Perv!

fluid26:

why u dey look 4 my balls na? which kain beneath? Malian Perv!

i see those security guards were lax again, allowing u to escape from d psychiatric home u were admitted. :-(
my good friend how many times will i warn u not to waste my money spent in yaba left just for d purpose of healing u of ur madness?? Don't u know its for ur own good, if eventually u gain ur sanity.













mountain goat!

o girl free me joor ! I'm far above ur station!

0 hates 0

booqee: dat reminds me too, Where is ur scrotal sac?? Why is ur beneath luking so empty? Or has mugulo used it for his usual money ritual??

Oh! you want to suck his balls??
You can't do that to him, he is not Akpan Ubong!


*covers fluid26 scrotal sac with two hands*

MOGUL.O:



Oh! you want to suck his balls??
You can't do that to him, he is not Akpan Ubong!


*covers fluid26 scrotal sac with two hands*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

~vicky~:


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

special 1 indeed

Nexxy007: special 1 indeed

hey mister nexxy! you're supposed to come hia and comment on my joke and not on vicky's post! Mtcheww.....

jackpot: boobiesqee dear, can we nyaash please?

Or should I buy you toilet soap and give you moiney for manicure first??

omg! u're joking right?

^ of course he's joking, mumu.

jackpot: boobiesqee dear, can we nyaash please?

Or should I buy you toilet soap and give you moiney for manicure first??

always dry as usual. Duh!

here is another one about zero;

Prove that 2+2=0.
Art student – this question is out of syllabus.

Commerce student – problem is not well defined.

Doctor – research in progress but no result found.

Engineering student -So simple…
2+2=0
two+two=0
tw(0+0)=0
Now (0+0)=0/tw
then 0+0=0
0=0

ENGINEERS ARE INCREDIBLE !

joerux60: here is another one about zero;

Prove that 2+2=0.
Art student – this question is out of syllabus.

Commerce student – problem is not well defined.

Doctor – research in progress but no result found.

Engineering student -So simple…
2+2=0
two+two=0
tw(0+0)=0
Now (0+0)=0/tw
then 0+0=0
0=0

ENGINEERS ARE INCREDIBLE !

damn! Really incredible!

hei boogee, why is it that people in this
section almost always shout and provoke,
yet its supposed to be a jokes' section?

booqee: really?? Aww.....dats too bad. Go and take ur drugs pls. Sorry ehn.....

Lol. Oh gal, you no well o. I think ur condition's critical. Lmao