ebamma: and if u are in the north when u wish to go to church always wear a bullet proof vest.

Vikin: Before going to bed close all windows if you have aircondition in your house.
Thiefs/robbers move around with a very big cutter that welders use for work. If your windows are opened, they quitely cut it(protectors) and gain entrance, if not...they dont like noise/ attraction, its defficult for them to break the glass to gain entrance.

If not aircondition, keep only the window close to your bed opened. with machetti close to your bed in case you see any unwanted hand. If you no get mind use machete, keep a bottle fcold water to pour on them then scream acid!!, like that they think its acid, and run for their lifes!

Also, if you are alone at home and they try to gain entrance...scream FIRE!!!!FIRE!!!! Dont even think of calling police or screaming thieves oh!!! If you scream theives, your neighbours with double lock their door, but when you scream fire....every one takes off including your unwanted visitors.

Hope this helps, talking out of experience in Naija!

iyatrustee:


i dont believe that! so how you dey take dey online 24hrs?

kayusfit: And why on ea
rth would this nonsense make the fro
ntpage? I'm getting tired of nairala
nd and all the crazy mods on here. N
one of my post ever made it to the f
ront page but this poo made it. Too
bad

BusHouse: 1).If u are in a bar, club or joint, do not leave your drink unattended to take it along: even to d convinience to avoid been poisoned. 2). Do not accept drinks, snacks from a stranger while on a journey. Lastly. Always carry a gun were ever you are going.

ebamma: and if u are in the north when u wish to go to church always wear a bullet proof vest.

badboym: As for the Gen tripping off,if you don't check it immediately,I advice you somehow do on time cos there was a time me Gen set tripped off though it wasn't at an odd hour.When I went out to check what the problem was,my neighbor was already helping me put fire out on it and there were like 5 Generators where mine was.Imagine the inferno if there wasn't a quick intervention?Nice tips though.

Benfaco: When crossing the road look left,right,left,right again look up,up again and then cross,when in your sitting room if u hear any sort of noise run out look around go in again ...... [color=#990000]

BusHouse: 1).If u are in a bar, club or joint, do not leave your drink unattended to take it along: even to d convinience to avoid been poisoned. 2). Do not accept drinks, snacks from a stranger while on a journey. Lastly. Always carry a gun were ever you are going.

Vikin: Before going to bed close all windows if you have aircondition in your house.
Thiefs/robbers move around with a very big cutter that welders use for work. If your windows are opened, they quitely cut it(protectors) and gain entrance, if not...they dont like noise/ attraction, its defficult for them to break the glass to gain entrance.

If not aircondition, keep only the window close to your bed opened. with machetti close to your bed in case you see any unwanted hand. If you no get mind use machete, keep a bottle fcold water to pour on them then scream acid!!, like that they think its acid, and run for their lifes!

Also, if you are alone at home and they try to gain entrance...scream FIRE!!!!FIRE!!!! Dont even think of calling police or screaming thieves oh!!! If you scream theives, your neighbours with double lock their door, but when you scream fire....every one takes off including your unwanted visitors.

Hope this helps, talking out of experience in Naija!

eyenCalabar: -If you are an aspiring young man, stay away from women.
-If you want to live long, stay away from women.
-If you want to be successful, stay away from women.
-If you want to be happy with your life, stay away from women.
-If you want to avoid heart break or heart attack; high-, low- or middle- pertension; high-, low- or middle blood pressure, stay away from women.
-If you want to read, write and pass your exams, stay away from women.
-If you want to be wise, stay away from women (remember the story of Adam, after Eve gave him the fruit, he becomes f0olish and was telling God trash.
-If you want to concentrate in a church service, don't look at women, stay away from them.
-If you want your plans to be realistic, don't tell a woman even your wife.
-If you want to have peace in your life, stay away from women.
-If you want to have a healthy relationship with friends especially in school, stay away from women. This one is for the students.

But note, staying away here doesn't mean hating them pls and it doesn't mean I don't want you to be getting married to them. But pls, be very cautious with them. Women are so treacherous in nature and every man must be conscious to this reality. Great men have fallen because of women. And at times I wonder if it the same God that created men create women. Am very sorry to say this because it sounds as if am having hatred for them but if you apply those simple rules in your life, u'll be so successful, because 95% of our fallen heroes are because of women. May God help you find your dream woman.

Secure your future today!!!

eyenCalabar: -If you are an aspiring young man, stay away from women.
-If you want to live long, stay away from women.
-If you want to be successful, stay away from [s]wo[s/]men.
-If you want to be happy with your life, stay away from women.
-If you want to avoid heart break or heart attack; high-, low- or middle- pertension; high-, low- or middle blood pressure, stay away from women.
-If you want to read, write and pass your exams, stay away from women.
-If you want to be wise, stay away from women [s](remember the story of Adam, after Eve gave him the fruit, he becomes f0olish and was telling God trash.[/s]
-If you want to concentrate in a church service, don't look at women, stay away from them.
-If you want your plans to be realistic, don't tell a woman even your wife husband.
-If you want to have peace in your life, stay away from women.
-If you want to have a healthy relationship with friends especially in school, stay away from women. This one is for the students.

But note, staying away here doesn't mean hating them pls and it doesn't mean I don't want you to be getting married to them. But pls, be very cautious with them. Women are so treacherous in nature and every woman must be conscious to this reality. And at times I wonder if it is the same God that created men created women.