Mig's Lesser Known Laws

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog

The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Lol' ;d ;d

nice one, got thinkn about alot,

especially the one about getting what has been left behind by those hu got there first,
it somehow changed my view &priorities about certain things, anyway it kinna educative and humorous,
great job!

HOW I SEE THINGS

Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
Nothing is as easy as it looks.
Everything takes longer than you think.
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
Corollary: If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.
If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
Every solution breeds new problems.

Thats why u r a Proffesor, Miggy

honie u break my hrt when ure being cynical

Lol

u r laffnn

Nope, just smiling.

gives a hundred watts smile in return

got me thinking and laughing at the same time. good, very good.

lol.
Very creative.

THE WAY I SEE THINHGS

I think Migs is in trouble.
Either im don Bleep up for work and dem wan sack am,
or Clem don kodedly tell am say anoda bobo don dey wey hold pass am.

@Migs; u be my guy i will always hook u up.
I fit raise you money to start selling PURE WATER.
after all a journey of a thousand miles needs bags of pure water begins with a step.
And as Clem wan go, leave am, anytime congy hold u, i fit borrow you morning fresh, abi u go prefer harpic ?

what a friend u are ben-gay!

Lmao
BEN bleeping GAY! Is dat hw u knock urself out? Well poor u i av a nice set of lips to do dat 4 me.

*no comment*

Nigerians are everly ungrateful.
@Migs I was only trying to be caring, now you begin take am personal.
So na only lips clem give u acess to offload your shit, na waoooo poor u.

@ben
i'm not taking it personal haba! We tyt bro.
Besides "lips" come in two forms on a woman.
<damn u. Now u're making me talk dirty>

Lmao @Migs God bless the day you give your shaft to a lady with epilepsy.
she go chop your cap comot.

Lmao
G0D FORBID

*kneel praying in ten different languages*

@Migs No dey waste your time say u dey pray. U and i know your prayer no dey pass your house roof
Bloody UNBELIEVER like U.

Hm .
Father forgive him 4 he knws not dat we're tyte

@Migines See yoruba ooo if u and ur baba for village no tight, u and who go come tight?
Oh sorry i forgot clem.
Man GODey shun this son of babylon for u and i alone know wetin we go use im eye see.

Soothe urself.

@ben me and my dear still remain tyte!

any trouble wey arise, we know how and where to settle

jealous thing

sweetie dont mind this our ben, ill personaly forward ur prayrs to heaven

Thank u dear

see them, fly and shit

@Miggie, I've tried to be blind to your game but I can't take it anymore. . .it's over between us. I'd rather remain single than know you are publicly cheating on me.

*Singing: Apologize - Timbaland.*

*singing: if i let u go by westlife*

Enters room and changes track to "DO ME" by P-SQUARE.

Sugadear, i'm here 4 u, only that u cease 2 regonise me.