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| Suicide mission by Vivly(f): 11:30am On Jun 23, 2012 |
A girl decides to commit suicide. She goes into a bush wit a rope. Ties it on a tree nd then on her neck. Few seconds off d ground, she starts shouting 'help help help' help wat? 'help am not breathin well, am not breathin well'[color=#000099][/color] |
| Re: Suicide mission by realsammie(m): 12:34am On Jun 24, 2012 |
booqee: U made a normally funny joke to sound soo dry! Or haven't u wondered why peeps dint comment since 11.00am??i beg help me tell she |
| Re: Suicide mission by Nobody: 8:08am On Jun 24, 2012 |
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| Re: Suicide mission by bunmioguns(m): 11:29am On Jun 24, 2012 |
Coughing, coughing, and coughing **leaves d thread and continue coughing** |
| Re: Suicide mission by Nobody: 12:37pm On Jun 24, 2012 |
bunmioguns: Coughing, coughing, and coughing **leaves d thread and continue coughing**see me at the gbagbo memorial hospital for immediate treatment of ur tuberculosis. [s]though i fear yours is a spiritual attack[/s] 1 Like |
| Re: Suicide mission by bunmioguns(m): 2:13pm On Jun 24, 2012 |
jeezybuck:. . . You wan toast her? |
| Re: Suicide mission by mikuz(m): 2:24am On Jun 25, 2012 |
Vivly:nice joke . . . I like both you and the joke wella.  Btw . .happy birthday in arrears! |
| Re: Suicide mission by jeezybuck: 7:09am On Jun 25, 2012 |
bunmioguns: No her wahala is too mush. |
| Re: Suicide mission by Johnny(m): 7:52am On Jun 25, 2012 |
@BOOQEE:You shouldnât have bothered about the people that commented on the joke but those who have read and laughed....Ordinarily,you are not supposed to comment on jokes but to just read and laugh.People like you hardly grow! 1 Like |
| Re: Suicide mission by Vivly(f): 10:08am On Jun 25, 2012 |
I like it. Mikuz tanks jare. I tried signin up for ur chat |
| Re: Suicide mission by mikuz(m): 10:34am On Jun 25, 2012 |
Vivly: I like it. Mikuz tanks jare. I tried signin up for ur chatcheck your email for the verification code. So how have you been sweetie ? |
| Re: Suicide mission by Vivly(f): 11:30am On Jun 25, 2012 |
mikuz: check your email for the verification code. So how have you been sweetie ?alryt bobo. Am kul; fwesh nd young. Dont mind d sagged bukiee. |
| Re: Suicide mission by Vivly(f): 11:09pm On Jun 26, 2012 |
So? Who made u a joke critic? Or is ur lyf outside nairaland dormant? |
| Re: Suicide mission by Nobody: 11:21pm On Jun 26, 2012 |
Seun made me a joke critic just as he made dani a moderator.  |
| Re: Suicide mission by tranxo(m): 12:50pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
My good people, the voting for Miss Nairaland 2014 has started. This is Elimination Round 1 where 2 candidates will be dropped. Kindly head to https://www.nairaland.com/1980633/miss-nairaland-deceemer-2014-contest and cast your votes for these 4 damsels; maureensylvia vivly annypie jennimma Thanks and remember, vote for all 4 NOW. Kindly share this post and invite your friends especially in your various threads. I know I can count on you all. PS: Cast all the 4 votes in one post i.e. I vote for maureensylvia, vivly, annypie, jennimma. |
| Re: Suicide mission by HenCq15: 5:46pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
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