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Sam On A Suicide Mission by jackpot(f): 6:18pm On Sep 03, 2011
A tenant walked in and saw his landlord's son who's trying to commit suicide & a brief conversation ensued.

TENANT: Sam!!!, Wetin u dey do?
SAM: I dey try commit suicide as papa dey always complain over my foolishness.
TENANT: Ah! dat no good na, but why you come tie the rope for your waist?
SAM: Bros! When I tie the rope for neck, I nearly die. wink cheesy grin
Re: Sam On A Suicide Mission by chumakk: 6:46pm On Sep 03, 2011
You try smiley
Re: Sam On A Suicide Mission by mukina2: 6:53pm On Sep 03, 2011
lol grin
Re: Sam On A Suicide Mission by jackpot(f): 6:59pm On Sep 03, 2011
^Yay! I've made Sambo laugh. It remains GEJ wink grin
Re: Sam On A Suicide Mission by mikuz(m): 8:29pm On Sep 03, 2011
Old joke.
Re: Sam On A Suicide Mission by chumakk: 9:17pm On Sep 03, 2011
mikuz:

Old joke.
you must be underemployed to be reading all the jokes to know the differences between new and old. I hail :p
Re: Sam On A Suicide Mission by bright007(f): 10:52pm On Sep 03, 2011
*another good zjzoke from cousin*keep it up
Re: Sam On A Suicide Mission by mikuz(m): 11:02am On Sep 04, 2011
@Chiamaka
is it your business?
Re: Sam On A Suicide Mission by jackpot(f): 11:09am On Sep 04, 2011
^if you no take your time for this place, guys go molest you oh. Lol. How you dey?
Re: Sam On A Suicide Mission by chumakk: 12:22pm On Sep 04, 2011
mikuz:

@Chiamaka
is it your business?
what was your jamb score? My name is chumakk NOT chiamaka. sad
Re: Sam On A Suicide Mission by jackpot(f): 4:54pm On Sep 04, 2011
DISCLAIMER:

This joke is entirely fictitious. Any resemblance to a real person Sam Guapo is hereby regretted. tongue Thanks for sparing us your time and enjoying the joke. wink


Signed
jackport jackpot cheesy
Re: Sam On A Suicide Mission by StudioCFR(m): 9:33pm On Sep 04, 2011
chumakk:

you must be underemployed to be reading all the jokes to know the differences between new and old. I hail :p

Walaihi. . You're so right on dis one. . grin
Re: Sam On A Suicide Mission by tanimz(f): 11:06pm On Sep 04, 2011
Bleh!
Re: Sam On A Suicide Mission by StudioCFR(m): 11:46pm On Sep 04, 2011
hhmm
Re: Sam On A Suicide Mission by jackpot(f): 4:58am On Sep 05, 2011
tanimz:

Bleh!
you seeing your menses, right? wink
Re: Sam On A Suicide Mission by tanimz(f): 6:51am On Sep 05, 2011
^^ What's your business with my menstrual cycle? Is all well with you?
Re: Sam On A Suicide Mission by jackpot(f): 8:10am On Sep 05, 2011
^errr. .*adjusts my tie*. . .yes of cawse cheesy

It's just that i noticed you always begin to dey mis-yarn whenever the 'thing' starts flowing. . . tongue wink
Re: Sam On A Suicide Mission by StudioCFR(m): 10:13pm On Sep 05, 2011
disgusting
Re: Sam On A Suicide Mission by Nymphnode(m): 12:32am On Sep 06, 2011
Lol
Re: Sam On A Suicide Mission by StudioCFR(m): 3:16am On Sep 06, 2011
Lol
Re: Sam On A Suicide Mission by hizeek4real(m): 4:37am On Sep 06, 2011
dats a nice one, d guy jus wan commit sucide but e no wan die, [color=#550000][/color]
Re: Sam On A Suicide Mission by StudioCFR(m): 5:02am On Sep 06, 2011
person wey life still dey sweet grin
Re: Sam On A Suicide Mission by tanimz(f): 10:54am On Sep 06, 2011
jackpot:

^errr. .*adjusts my tie*. . .yes of cawse cheesy

It's just that i noticed you always begin to dey mis-yarn whenever the 'thing' starts flowing. . . tongue wink


You dey always misyarn so I guess you're always on your menses - perhaps, you're lipsrsealed ?
Re: Sam On A Suicide Mission by tuwaski: 11:10am On Sep 06, 2011
lol
Re: Sam On A Suicide Mission by chumakk: 11:46am On Sep 06, 2011
Laughing grin grin grin * pls am not laughing at you tanimz* Am seeing what jackpot doctor told me. He is semi-okay grin
Re: Sam On A Suicide Mission by jackpot(f): 9:27pm On Sep 06, 2011
^Sorry, we don't have doctors to treat your ailment. This is not a psychiatric home wink tongue tongue **no oppence** grin
Re: Sam On A Suicide Mission by jackpot(f): 9:38pm On Sep 06, 2011
Studio CFR:

disgusting
my pleasure wink
Re: Sam On A Suicide Mission by jackpot(f): 9:44pm On Sep 06, 2011
tanimz:


You dey always misyarn so I guess you're always on your menses - perhaps, you're lipsrsealed ?
Re: Sam On A Suicide Mission by StudioCFR(m): 10:17pm On Sep 06, 2011
Stale

Exits Thread
Re: Sam On A Suicide Mission by jackpot(f): 6:53am On Sep 07, 2011
^Jam door for me, and why outside buy me some cigarettes while coming back cool Thank you cheesy

**gives him 15 Naira** wink tongue cheesy
Re: Sam On A Suicide Mission by Nobody: 8:50am On Sep 07, 2011
Lol
Re: Sam On A Suicide Mission by chumakk: 1:11pm On Sep 07, 2011
laughing out loud ;d ;d ;d

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