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UTME JUNE EXAM 2012: Note no
calculator or any electronic devices.
Time:- 1hr:30mins
SECTION 1:- OBJECTIVE
1) What is the name of the first Igbo boy that opened shop at Alaba international
market (a) Don jazzy (B) Anyim Pius
Anyim (c) Gov. Peter Obi
(2) Who addressed herself as a widow
while her husband is still alive (a)Dame
Patience (B) Turai (c)Stella (3) Who Strike pass(a) BH Boys (B)
Thunder (c) ASUU (d)Patience Dame
(4) You can sharpen cutlass on Banky W's
head (a)True (B) false (c) I don't know
(5) What are the names of the two
people holding hands when you power- on a Nokia phone (a) Charly Boy and
Denrele (B) Ryan Giggs and John Terry (C)
OBJ and IBB
(6) If the past tense of take is took, the
past tense of make is (a) Mook (B)maked
(c) maken (7) I have a dream is to Luther king asI
have no shoes is to …. (a) GEJ (B)IBB (c)
OBJ
( What is the plural form of GARRI (a)
garris (B)garried (B) garium
(9) If Adekunle Chukuwma Ciroma Finally Passes WAEC, will he write JAMB next
year? (a) No (B)Yes (c) He will opt for
NURTW
(10) Which university has the highest no.
of babes that travel to Dubai for 2weeks
and return with British accent a)Ebus B) Unijos c)Uniabj (d) Malu SECTION 2:- THEORY Attempt all
questions.
(1a)Differentia te between Do or Die and
if I don't win the next election their will
be blood shed.
(B)If it took GEJ 50years to trek to Aso rock without shoes, how long would it
have taken if he wore TOMS?”
(2a) Using AlmightyFormula, calculate
the diameter of Don Jazzy's head (take
♊=3.14)
(B) If your X-Boyfriend or X-girlfriend Wins N100Million Naira In The Glo
WINBIG Promo 2 Days After you Broke
Up! FIND X! I Repeat! Find X”
(3) If Ada is a girl, and Obi is a boy, who
is Adaobi?
(B)What are the surnames of the three statues that welcome you to Lagos…
(4)What is the difference between copy-
copy and giraffing. All question carry equal mark! Goodluck!

Hahaha.....very funny.

-if gej promised to travel light n yet travelled with 116 delegates,
He many delegates would he have travelled with if not light.
-if not fear of bh, why did patience travel with her hubby 2 brazil?