JULY QUESTIONS EXAM 2012:
Answer all question.
Note no calculator or any electronic devices.
Time:- 1hr:30mins only

SECTION 1:- OBJECTIVE
1) What is the name of the first Igbo boy that opened shop at Alaba international market?
(a) Don jazzy (B) Anyim Pius Anyim (c) Gov. Peter Obi

2) Who addressed herself as a widow while her husband is still alive?
(a)Jonathan Patience (B) Turai (c)Stella

3) Who Strike pass?
(a) BH Boys (B)Thunder (c) ASUU (d)Patience Dame

4) You can sharpen cutlass on Banky W's head
(a) True (B) false (c) I don't know

5) What are the names of the two people holding hands when you power-on a Nokia phone?
(a) Charly Boy and Denrele (B) Ryan Giggs and John Terry (C) OBJ and IBB

6) If the past tense of take is took, the past tense of make is
(a) Mook (B) maked (c) maken

7) I have a dream is to Luther King as I have no shoes is to …..
(a) GEJ (B) IBB (c) OBJ

8 ) What is the plural form of GARRI
(a) garris (B) garried (B) garium

9) If Adekunle Chukuwma Ciroma Finally Passes WAEC, will he write JAMB next year?
(a) No (B)Yes (c) He will opt for NURTW

10) Which University has the highest no. of babes that travel to Dubai for 2weeks and return with British accent?
(a)EBUs B)UNIJOS (c)UNIABJ (d) MAULAG


SECTION 2:- THEORY Attempt all questions.
(1a) Differentiate between Do or Die and if I don't win the next election their will be blood shed.
(B) If it took Goodluck Ebele Jonathan 50years to trek to Aso rock without SHOES, how long will it take if he was putting on "CANVASS"

(2a) Using Almighty Formula, calculate the diameter of Banky W's head (take ♊=3.14)
(B) If your X-Boyfriend or X-girlfriend Wins N100Million Naira In The Glo WINBIG Promo 2 Days After you Broke Up! FIND X! I Repeat! Find X”

(3a) If Ada is a girl, and Obi is a boy, who is Adaobi?
(B) What are the surnames of the three statues that welcome you to Lagos?

Goodluck to you all.

Lmao

hahahahahahahaahh

ROTFLMAO

can i google it?

ha ha ha ha

LWKM.....U too much, 2 gbasky,...3 gbosa....Creativity 4 Naija.........Boys re not smiling

U try!!
Make WAEC give U registrar one time!!

F-U-N-N-Y.

Ha6ahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha laugh wan kil me oooo

Question 2a section 2 is impossible to answer o

we don hear am b4 dry joke!

I don laff beta laff. No worry, I must find X

F9 to the examiner

ROTL
But you left out BH!it makes the syllabus not fully covered in setting your questions

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mark_jac01: we don hear am b4 dry joke!

everyone is busy enjoying the jokes, u're busy fooooling around! mtchew

JOKE GRADING: E


REMARKS: NOT REALLY FUNNY BUT NOT BAD THOUGH


PUNISHMENT/REWARD: 5 DAYS DRY FASTING PLUS PRAYER!

Why can't this be a WAEC question?

I have a dream is to Luther King as I have no shoes is to …..
(a) GEJ (B) IBB (c) OBJ

i just posted it on my facebook wall hope you dont mind?

wuld hav gotten d whole ansa bt u spoilt it d moment u wished me goodluck,pls whn wishin sumone goodluck,always seperate d words.e.g good luck.

Wen ur mates ( Dangote, Otedola, Adenuga etc) re making billions of naira everyday & securing d future of their children, u re busy spending ur precious time writing thrash on a public forum. Tufiakwa gi.
And d jagon made it 2 d front page. NL moderators, I hail thee.

HNosegbe: JULY QUESTIONS EXAM 2012:
Goodluck to you all.

Take Note: Goodluck sometime meas badluck (ask nigerians)

LAUGH WON KILL ME FOR HERE

heehehehehehe....nice!

HNosegbe:
9) If Adekunle Chukuwma Ciroma Finally Passes WAEC, will he write JAMB next year?
(a) No (B)Yes (c) He will opt for NURTW

answer is D

HNosegbe:
(B) If it took Goodluck Ebele Jonathan 50years to trek to Aso rock without SHOES, how long will it take if he was putting on "CANVASS"

50 months

HNosegbe:
Goodluck to you all.

Don't wish me goodluck, rather wish me best of luck, we know what goodluck has done τ̅☺ Nigeria.

aspabay: Don't wish me goodluck, rather wish me best of luck, we know what goodluck has done τ̅☺ Nigeria.

very funny

@Op,i will lyk 2 answer question number2 .d confirmed answer is [/b]A

O boy, na every year that Ciroma Adekunle Chukwuma dey write exams.

oh boy i like this joke die more pls

10Billion: Wen ur mates ( Dangote, Otedola, Adenuga etc) re making billions of naira everyday & securing d future of their children, u re busy spending ur precious time writing thrash on a public forum. Tufiakwa gi.
And d jagon made it 2 d front page. NL moderators, I hail thee.

Abeg chill. Dont be too serious. There is time to be serious and there should be time to have fun and laugh.

Besides some people are making millions too from giving good jokes. Ask Ali Baba, Basketmouth and AY.