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Re: June/July WAEC Examination Questions by begwong: 7:14am On Jun 26, 2012
Fredrick909: supported . Leave these Nairalanders and thier moderators.
Una just dey laugh 4 joke wen we don see since 3 month ago. Facebook.
.and this made front page.
.
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idiota! person like me no get FB,if u read d joke 3yrs ago y u dey spit cow dung here.must u comment wit yr sewage mouth?

oya post yr own yoke. . .agbeero
Re: June/July WAEC Examination Questions by begwong: 7:18am On Jun 26, 2012
mark_jac01: we don hear am b4 dry joke!
oya post your own creative wet jokkes for us now.
see ya dry face lyk stock cockroach oloshi
Re: June/July WAEC Examination Questions by prettyify(f): 7:19am On Jun 26, 2012
cheesy cheesy grin ;DU jus made my morning
Re: June/July WAEC Examination Questions by Cupidkc(m): 7:31am On Jun 26, 2012
Ds is very funny...wht a nice way 2start my morning.
Lmao
Re: June/July WAEC Examination Questions by semid4lyfe(m): 7:38am On Jun 26, 2012
LWKMD grin
Re: June/July WAEC Examination Questions by RichDad1(m): 7:52am On Jun 26, 2012
HNosegbe: JULY QUESTIONS EXAM 2012:
Answer all question.
Note no calculator or any electronic devices.
Time:- 1hr:30mins only
7) I have a dream is to Luther King as I have no shoes is to …..
(a) GEJ (B) IBB (c) OBJ

I DONT GIVE A DAMN (in GEJ's voice) cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Re: June/July WAEC Examination Questions by deandavid(m): 7:52am On Jun 26, 2012
speedyboi: Now I know NAIRALAND has lost it

*faints*
*go suckaway, pack shit wata, pour 4 him head* how far watin do u?
Re: June/July WAEC Examination Questions by etunoman76(m): 7:59am On Jun 26, 2012
THIS IS CREATIVITY AT ITS BEST! I HOPE U DONT MIND ME POSTING IT ON MY FB WALL.
Re: June/July WAEC Examination Questions by Nobody: 8:13am On Jun 26, 2012
Very funny grin grin
Re: June/July WAEC Examination Questions by Deemic(m): 8:17am On Jun 26, 2012
10Billion: Wen ur mates ( Dangote, Otedola, Adenuga etc) re making billions of naira everyday & securing d future of their children, u re busy spending ur precious time writing thrash on a public forum. Tufiakwa gi.
And d jagon made it 2 d front page. NL moderators, I hail thee.
mr serious hw many billions hv u made? Na poverty dey worry u dats y u wan kill ursef wen pple re happy. Go die
Re: June/July WAEC Examination Questions by fuke(m): 8:18am On Jun 26, 2012
10Billion: Wen ur mates ( Dangote, Otedola, Adenuga etc) re making billions of naira everyday & securing d future of their children, u re busy spending ur precious time writing thrash on a public forum. Tufiakwa gi.
And d jagon made it 2 d front page. NL moderators, I hail thee.[b][/b]

I am surprised, this guy cannot see the creativity in this.

These WASC questions have come from a very fertile mind and
minds like these are capable of anything.

Life is not only about making tons of money from cement and
stock Exchange

How many millions did Euston make yet people like him made the
word a better place,

Kudos to the poster. He made my morning.

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Re: June/July WAEC Examination Questions by Ucheosefoh(m): 8:28am On Jun 26, 2012
Fredrick909: supported . Leave these Nairalanders and thier moderators.
Una just dey laugh 4 joke wen we don see since 3 month ago. Facebook.
.and this made front page.
.
.nexxxxxxtttttttt
is dat de reason why persin no go laugh when he read a funny joke. E no mata if de joke appear on facebook 5 yrs ago, any time any body see sometin wey him or she never see b4 dat tin is new 2 his or her eyes so stop reasoning like a kid * u may even be one any way*
Re: June/July WAEC Examination Questions by Feemmy(m): 8:28am On Jun 26, 2012
I love this joke. I beg make una come dey pay 4 expo b4 it is too late.
Re: June/July WAEC Examination Questions by Nobody: 8:33am On Jun 26, 2012
10Billion: Wen ur mates ( Dangote, Otedola, Adenuga etc) re making billions of naira everyday & securing d future of their children, u re busy spending ur precious time writing thrash on a public forum. Tufiakwa gi.
And d jagon made it 2 d front page. NL moderators, I hail thee.
guy do you have mental case ? Or your brain is due for Maintenance ? Do you know how much comedians make these days ? Must everyone be like dangote and adenuga ? To even make matter worse you are celebrating a criminal called otedola . Guy one more post from you again and i will personally send boko haram to you. Fool
Re: June/July WAEC Examination Questions by free2ryhme: 8:35am On Jun 26, 2012
HNosegbe: JULY QUESTIONS EXAM 2012:
Answer all question.
Note no calculator or any electronic devices.
Time:- 1hr:30mins only

SECTION 1:- OBJECTIVE
1) What is the name of the first Igbo boy that opened shop at Alaba international market?
(a) Don jazzy (B) Anyim Pius Anyim (c) Gov. Peter Obi

2) Who addressed herself as a widow while her husband is still alive?
(a)Jonathan Patience (B) Turai (c)Stella

3) Who Strike pass?
(a) BH Boys (B)Thunder (c) ASUU (d)Patience Dame

4) You can sharpen cutlass on Banky W's head
(a) True (B) false (c) I don't know

5) What are the names of the two people holding hands when you power-on a Nokia phone?
(a) Charly Boy and Denrele (B) Ryan Giggs and John Terry (C) OBJ and IBB

6) If the past tense of take is took, the past tense of make is
(a) Mook (B) maked (c) maken

7) I have a dream is to Luther King as I have no shoes is to …..
(a) GEJ (B) IBB (c) OBJ

8 ) What is the plural form of GARRI
(a) garris (B) garried (B) garium

9) If Adekunle Chukuwma Ciroma Finally Passes WAEC, will he write JAMB next year?
(a) No (B)Yes (c) He will opt for NURTW

10) Which University has the highest no. of babes that travel to Dubai for 2weeks and return with British accent?
(a)EBUs B)UNIJOS (c)UNIABJ (d) MAULAG


SECTION 2:- THEORY Attempt all questions.
(1a) Differentiate between Do or Die and if I don't win the next election their will be blood shed.
(B) If it took Goodluck Ebele Jonathan 50years to trek to Aso rock without SHOES, how long will it take if he was putting on "CANVASS"

(2a) Using Almighty Formula, calculate the diameter of Banky W's head (take ♊=3.14)
(B) If your X-Boyfriend or X-girlfriend Wins N100Million Naira In The Glo WINBIG Promo 2 Days After you Broke Up! FIND X! I Repeat! Find X”

(3a) If Ada is a girl, and Obi is a boy, who is Adaobi?
(B) What are the surnames of the three statues that welcome you to Lagos?

Goodluck to you all.

Bros for Question 7 Which University has the highest no. of babes that travel to Dubai for 2weeks and return with British accent?
(a)EBUs B)UNIJOS (c)UNIABJ (d) MAULAG there is no answer oooo. A restraining order is pending in court renaming the University see http://www.channelstv.com/home/2012/06/25/court-stops-fg-from-renaming-unilag/ ... You need to address the question ooo or you know research you question b4 you print am niiii
Re: June/July WAEC Examination Questions by PointB: 8:44am On Jun 26, 2012
Ejiné: grin But you've got to admit - that Adekunle Chukwuma Ciroma is a very dull guy.

This guy don write first one, write second one, write third one sotayy e don enter superstar status.

Abeg, vulcanizer work is not so bad.


lol,

But come to think of it, shouldn't there be a cut-off age for writing WAEC? This Adekunle Chukwuma Ciroma dude should be disqualified from taking WAEC on age.

(3a) If Ada is a girl, and Obi is a boy, who is Adaobi?
And when is Obi ever going to be a man, and Ada a woman? Me think they are related to Adekunle Chukwuma Ciroma. Like parent like off-springs. grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: June/July WAEC Examination Questions by infofirst(m): 8:57am On Jun 26, 2012
Nairaland sha
Re: June/July WAEC Examination Questions by okeykennedy(m): 9:03am On Jun 26, 2012
@d nokia handshake question..1 of d options should have been patrice evra n luis suarez..just saying
Re: June/July WAEC Examination Questions by lekejob(m): 9:18am On Jun 26, 2012
HNosegbe: JULY QUESTIONS EXAM 2012:
Answer all question.
Note no calculator or any electronic devices.
Time:- 1hr:30mins only

SECTION 1:- OBJECTIVE
1) What is the name of the first Igbo boy that opened shop at Alaba international market?
(a) Don jazzy (B) Anyim Pius Anyim (c) Gov. Peter Obi

2) Who addressed herself as a widow while her husband is still alive?
(a)Jonathan Patience (B) Turai (c)Stella

3) Who Strike pass?
(a) BH Boys (B)Thunder (c) ASUU (d)Patience Dame

4) You can sharpen cutlass on Banky W's head
(a) True (B) false (c) I don't know

5) What are the names of the two people holding hands when you power-on a Nokia phone?
(a) Charly Boy and Denrele (B) Ryan Giggs and John Terry (C) OBJ and IBB

6) If the past tense of take is took, the past tense of make is
(a) Mook (B) maked (c) maken

7) I have a dream is to Luther King as I have no shoes is to …..
(a) GEJ (B) IBB (c) OBJ

8 ) What is the plural form of GARRI
(a) garris (B) garried (B) garium

9) If Adekunle Chukuwma Ciroma Finally Passes WAEC, will he write JAMB next year?
(a) No (B)Yes (c) He will opt for NURTW

10) Which University has the highest no. of babes that travel to Dubai for 2weeks and return with British accent?
(a)EBUs B)UNIJOS (c)UNIABJ (d) MAULAG


SECTION 2:- THEORY Attempt all questions.
(1a) Differentiate between Do or Die and if I don't win the next election their will be blood shed.
(B) If it took Goodluck Ebele Jonathan 50years to trek to Aso rock without SHOES, how long will it take if he was putting on "CANVASS"

(2a) Using Almighty Formula, calculate the diameter of Banky W's head (take ♊=3.14)
(B) If your X-Boyfriend or X-girlfriend Wins N100Million Naira In The Glo WINBIG Promo 2 Days After you Broke Up! FIND X! I Repeat! Find X”

(3a) If Ada is a girl, and Obi is a boy, who is Adaobi?
(B) What are the surnames of the three statues that welcome you to Lagos?

Goodluck to you all.

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Re: June/July WAEC Examination Questions by macparker: 9:20am On Jun 26, 2012
I don tire laff!
Re: June/July WAEC Examination Questions by IcecoldDon: 9:28am On Jun 26, 2012
10Billion: Wen ur mates ( Dangote, Otedola, Adenuga etc) re making billions of naira everyday & securing d future of their children, u re busy spending ur precious time writing thrash on a public forum. Tufiakwa gi.
And d jagon made it 2 d front page. NL moderators, I hail thee.
I.D.I.O.T. FOOL,since they are making billions y u no go meet dem,abi dem tie ur hand for dis thread. Anuofia bastards.
Re: June/July WAEC Examination Questions by KINGAlli(m): 9:41am On Jun 26, 2012
Dat No 9 Question..Very Funny grin...I dey always wonder when that Poor boy go finally pass WASSCE...
Re: June/July WAEC Examination Questions by Deedee49(f): 9:58am On Jun 26, 2012
10Billion: Wen ur mates ( Dangote, Otedola, Adenuga etc) re making billions of naira everyday & securing d future of their children, u re busy spending ur precious time writing thrash on a public forum. Tufiakwa gi.
And d jagon made it 2 d front page. NL moderators, I hail thee.
Re: June/July WAEC Examination Questions by Deedee49(f): 9:59am On Jun 26, 2012
10Billion: Wen ur mates ( Dangote, Otedola, Adenuga etc) re making billions of naira everyday & securing d future of their children, u re busy spending ur precious time writing thrash on a public forum. Tufiakwa gi.
And d jagon made it 2 d front page. NL moderators, I hail thee.


Do u also know dat d time u've spent writing dis post in reply to d thread, u would have made a reasonable amount on d stock market like ur mate, Bill gates, Mark Zuckerberg?!!! Learn to appreciate peoples efforts!!!

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Re: June/July WAEC Examination Questions by Nodulling: 10:04am On Jun 26, 2012
;DEverybdy will answer d question without retink....lol ;DEverybdy will answer d question without retink....lol
Re: June/July WAEC Examination Questions by Deedee49(f): 10:06am On Jun 26, 2012
Fredrick909: supported . Leave these Nairalanders and thier moderators.
Una just dey laugh 4 joke wen we don see since 3 month ago. Facebook.
.and this made front page.
.
.nexxxxxxtttttttt



I'm glad u said sometin, facebook! U saw dis 3 months ago on FACEBOOK! Dis is NAIRALAND and it just found its way here! Comprehendè?!!! So if u've not laughed in those 3 months, here's anoda chance to laugh again!!! Scchmuck!!!
Re: June/July WAEC Examination Questions by spikesC(m): 10:29am On Jun 26, 2012
why this one dey cover him answer sheet, come on open that thing before i tear you slap angry

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Re: June/July WAEC Examination Questions by efyguy(m): 10:40am On Jun 26, 2012
10billion, Ɣ☺u shoud leave otedola,dangote Αηδ adenuga out of this,how much have Ɣ☺u make...unscripulos element
Re: June/July WAEC Examination Questions by mavinc4u(f): 10:41am On Jun 26, 2012
Op says all questions must be answered before submitting your answer script but am telling you that if you are not sure of the answers,just submit a blank answer script as two question marks given to you by the marker could mean 77 and you got yourself an A grade.you know what i mean.
Re: June/July WAEC Examination Questions by lekanadeyemo: 11:10am On Jun 26, 2012
like the jokes, permission to paste it on my fb wall, hope u no mind?
Re: June/July WAEC Examination Questions by elari(m): 11:27am On Jun 26, 2012
10Billion: Wen ur mates ( Dangote, Otedola, Adenuga etc) re making billions of naira everyday & securing d future of their children, u re busy spending ur precious time writing thrash on a public forum. Tufiakwa gi.
And d jagon made it 2 d front page. NL moderators, I hail thee.
. . . Myopic cretin like u. How much have u made? If u dunt have any sense of humour, dunt infect us with ur personal frustrations.
Re: June/July WAEC Examination Questions by Chegunn(m): 11:56am On Jun 26, 2012
10Billion: Wen ur mates ( Dangote, Otedola, Adenuga etc) re making billions of naira everyday & securing d future of their children, u re busy spending ur precious time writing thrash on a public forum. Tufiakwa gi.
And d jagon made it 2 d front page. NL moderators, I hail thee.
n u dat is not spending ur precious time writing thrash, how much av u made? u are js stupid. did anybody point a gun at u to open the thread, mumu like u idiot.

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