A set of 7months old twin babies in the womb saw a JOY STICK coming towards them. The 1st baby said; Hey daddy is coming inside to play with us. The 2nd baby replied; Mumu, you no get sense It's not daddy, It's uncle. Daddy is generous: doesn't cover his face with nylon when he wants to play with us! This one is stingy: will not give us ice cream when he is leaving.

A prostitute died of HIV aids. When her granny came to her house to pack her tins. She saw a g-string. She exclaimed, chai! Dis disease is very bad ooh, to the extent it ate pant like dis...:-P

Mr Akpors fiancee said to him, "Now that we are engaged, we should start calling each other pet names". He asked her, "So what do u want to be calling me?" She said, "I'll be calling u TIGER". "Why?" he asked. "Coz u're handsome, tall, charming, strong, calculating, smart & very good in BEDmatics". She then asked him, "What will u be calling me?" Mr Akpors said, "Zebra" The lady still smiling seductively, "Wow, that's lovely & sweet. Why did u choose such a lovely name?" "Because of ur STRETCH MARKS" YEPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

The second joke got me laughing on the street.

lolz

Uhm, dancing azonto first i de come.

Nice one!

Hahaha
Btw! She called him "tiger",maybe he has black spots all over his body,and probably tribal marks on both cheeks which symbolizes "whiskers".

d 2nd joke is funny.

Kslib: Hahaha
Btw! She called him "tiger",maybe he has black spots all over his body,and probably tribal marks on both cheeks which symbolizes "whiskers".

lolz u got a point

angelz: d 2nd joke is funny.

A Drunk 18yrs old boy asked married woman out, d woman got pissed, & told tell her hubby d scenario. D husband told d woman to invite d boy over so that he could beat d hell out of him, he would hide under d bed. D woman did as her hubby requested. When d boy got there he kissed d woman & took of his T-shirt & his body was full of scars so d woman asked "why so many scars" d boy replied "I like to lay married women & usually I get caught so I kill d hubby's, If someone shows up now he'll be No.20 on ma murder list" d boy continued kissing d woman & d woman tried to reach out to her hubby under d bed & a small voice came up "If u tell him am here, u'll see...

In a competion to rate the best security group in 9ja, Efcc, Army and Police had to compete, by searching for a missing rat in d bush. First the efcc started investigation by quetionind all d plants and animal in the bush, after some leads and some mnths, they concluded; there was no rat. Secondly, the army entered d bush and within 2 days burnt down d bush plush d rat, wit no appology, they also declared; no rat. Then the police, after some days in d bush, appeared wit a badly beaten rabbit, the rabbit was shouting ' ok, i agree am d rat'. 9ja police

In a practical Biology Exam 2011 Examiner showed legs of bird & said to Akpors
examiner: Tell me the bird's name. Akpors: I don't know.
Examiner: U have failed. What's ur name?
Akpors: look at my legs, and tell me!

booqee: guy dem use copy and paste swear for you ni?? Why did u have to copy steal and paste joerux joke??: www.nairaland.com/969724/leave-me-alone-want-me
even d joke after dis na copy and paste. Na only d last one funny small.
U need beating i swear!

go ride on ur old man's dic.k

@ poster.
u r right 9ja police.
Apkors is funny as well.

hornipipe: A Drunk 18yrs old boy asked married woman out, d woman got pissed, & told tell her hubby d scenario. D husband told d woman to invite d boy over so that he could beat d hell out of him, he would hide under d bed. D woman did as her hubby requested. When d boy got there he kissed d woman & took of his T-shirt & his body was full of scars so d woman asked "why so many scars" d boy replied "I like to lay married women & usually I get caught so I kill d hubby's, If someone shows up now he'll be No.20 on ma murder list" d boy continued kissing d woman & d woman tried to reach out to her hubby under d bed & a small voice came up "If u tell him am here, u'll see...

TOLD TELL? In ur 2nd line!explain dat to me so I can understand d joke

sutoboy:


TOLD TELL? In ur 2nd line!explain dat to me so I can understand d joke

Abegi stop being a spoilsport and enjoy the joke jor!

Re u uplight?

sutoboy: Re u uplight?

Did you say something?

I went to the doctor's the other day and found out my new doctor is a young female, and drop-dead gorgeous!

I was embarrassed but she said, "Don't worry, I'm a professional - I've seen it all before. Just tell me what's wrong and I'll help you in any way I can."

"Well," I said, "I think my d**k tastes funny..."

angelz: @ poster.
u r right 9ja police.
Apkors is funny as well.

lolz yah buh wat he said made sense

sutoboy:


TOLD TELL? In ur 2nd line!explain dat to me so I can understand d joke

this 1 na mumu sha

Lord_Reed:

Did you say something?

Gswill: I went to the doctor's the other day and found out my new doctor is a young female, and drop-dead gorgeous!

I was embarrassed but she said, "Don't worry, I'm a professional - I've seen it all before. Just tell me what's wrong and I'll help you in any way I can."

"Well," I said, "I think my d**k tastes funny..."

lolz

A bird was disturbing hornipipe all the time he wanted to relax.
Finally he caught it and decided to kill it cruelly,
He took it to the top of the building and dropped it.
POOR BIRD.

A bird was disturbing hornipipe all the time he wanted to relax.
Finally he caught it and decided to kill it cruelly,
He took it to the top of the building and dropped it.
POOR BIRD.
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