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72 Virgins Boko Haram Are Dying For: See D Real Pictures by planetuzor(m): 4:53pm On Jun 27, 2012
Could this be the 72 virgins boko haram are Killing themselves for....

Re: 72 Virgins Boko Haram Are Dying For: See D Real Pictures by achi4u(m): 4:59pm On Jun 27, 2012
LAWKMDgrin see bi.tches abi witches o!,their stomach resembles cow's large intestine with heavy make-ups.
na wa O! who that boko haram guy ?

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Re: 72 Virgins Boko Haram Are Dying For: See D Real Pictures by 13volts(m): 6:00pm On Jun 27, 2012
One of the biggest Israeli propaganda myths is the
invention of 72 virgins as a Muslim reward for suicide.
This has been repeated to the western world so often
that most people accept it as fact. The media wants us
to believe that there cannot be anything wrong with
Israelis – who must be seen as eternal victims – to
cause anyone to commit suicide as a means of striking
back at them. Heavens no!
The motivation for suicide bombings in Israel has
nothing to do with Jewish treatment of Palestinians.
Instead it has to do with the evilness of the Palestinians
and their religious beliefs. This is the “bill of goods”
they sell the western mind while at the same time
faking most, if not all, the “Islamic suicide bombings”
to blame on Muslims.
It is a sick and despicable mind that feels that it has a
right to attack, steal, murder and cause harm to others,
but if the others dare fight back they are wrong and
therefore terrorists. This one sentence describes Israeli
thinking and their policies. They believe they are
superior and entitled and they have a right to do
anything to other people and those people better not
retaliate. As a result, the Israelis have done more by
way of propaganda to take the legitimate fight of those
who are against their wrongs and demonize them. We
now have this ongoing enormous propaganda
campaign to make Palestinians and anyone belonging
to the same religion as Palestinians, to be seen as
mindless terrorists and suicide bombers with no cause
other than to do evil. And, of course, vicariously
receiving 72 virgins as a reward in paradise for
committing suicide to kill a few Israelis.
The Qur’an and valid authentic Hadiths are very clear
about what happens to anyone who commits suicide.
According to Hadiths:
Committing Suicide is a Major Sin:
Bukhari Volume 2, Book 23, Number 445: Narrated
Jundab the Prophet said, “A man was inflicted with
wounds and he committed suicide, and so Allah
said: My slave has caused death on himself
hurriedly, so I forbid Paradise for him.”
Bukhari Volume 8, Book 73, Number 73: Narrated
Thabit bin Ad-Dahhak: ”And if somebody commits
suicide with anything in this world, he will be
tortured with that very thing on the Day of
Resurrection.
There are many more Hadiths condemning suicide but I
would also like to reference the Qur’an. Amongst the
many verses against suicide here is one that makes it
very clear that the taking of one’s life is strongly
prohibited and that there is no reward for anyone who
does that.
But let there be amongst you Traffic and trade by
mutual good-will: Nor kill (or destroy) yourselves:
for verily God hath been to you Most Merciful! If any
do that in rancour and injustice,- soon shall We cast
them into the Fire: And easy it is for God. Qur’an
4:29 – 4:30
So where did the reward of 72 virgins in paradise for
suicide come from? Are there any Islamic teachings we
can point to endorsing that?
When we look at the highest authority in Islam, the
Quran, we find nothing in it endorsing rewards for
suicide. Instead we find the strongest condemnation
with severe punishments for those who commit suicide.
When we look at Hadiths, which after the Quran is
second in authority in Islam, we find nothing in the
authentic Bukhari and Muslim Hadiths endorsing
suicide. Instead we find strong condemnation for it.
Searching what Muslims refer to as Gharib Hadiths
(weak or strange Hadiths) we do find something about
72 wives but not virgins. The Hadith we find is the
following:
Sunan al-Tirmidhi Hadith 2562 says:
The Prophet Muhammad was heard saying: “The
smallest reward for the people of Paradise is an
abode where there are 80,000 servants and 72 wives,
over which stands a dome decorated with pearls,
aquamarine, and ruby, as wide as the distance from
Al-Jabiyyah [a Damascus suburb] to Sana’a
[Yemen]“
This is as a weak Hadith that has no Sanad — line or
sequence of narration. Although listed in an
authoritative collection, this particular Hadith has
technical weaknesses in its chain of transmitters and is
therefore not considered impeccable. As a result,
Muslims are not required to believe in it. Even if the
Hadith was true, there is nothing about it that says
that if someone commits suicide they would get 72
virgins in paradise.
Muslims know that the description of paradise or
heaven in Hadiths and Quran is allegorical. If not, then
Allah would have allowed us to take our bodies with us
when we die. But the vehicle by which we could enjoy
the physical things (especially 72 virgins ) mentioned as
being in heaven, is left behind here in this world to rot
and decay away. So we know for a fact that for
heavenly rewards, physical things of this world are
used to describe things totally non-physical. A Hadith to
keep in mind is as follows:
The Prophet said, “Nobody who dies and finds good
from Allah (in the Hereafter) would wish to come
back to this world even if he were given the whole
world and whatever is in it, except the martyr who,
on seeing the superiority of martyrdom, would like
to come back to the world and get killed again (in
Allah’s Cause).” (Sahih Bukhari, 4:52:53)
I am sure that 72 physical virgins are a small part of the
whole world to be given to someone who has
experienced paradise to come back to. Yet the prophet
(saaw) has said NOBODY who experiences paradise
would want to come back to this world even for
everything this world has to offer. If a man was getting
72 physical virgins in heaven, then surely he would get
more than that from the world and would be enticed to
come back.
On the other hand, martyrdom in war for an Islamic
cause is praised extensively as in the above Hadith. The
Quran teaches (3:169):
“Do not consider those killed [while engaging] in
God’s cause dead. Rather, they live with their Lord,
who sustains them!”
The Quranic idiom, “killed while engaging in God’s
cause” is a reference to martyrdom for acting on being
a Muslim, whether as a persecuted and powerless
individual or as a warrior fighting in defense of Islam,
country, justice, freedom and peace. A Hadith in Sunan
al-Tirmidhi states that in contrast to the suicide, the
martyr does not even feel the pain of his death (Fada’il
al-Jihad, 26:1663). He is also forgiven all his sins and
has the right to intercede on behalf of his own family to
enter Heaven. So, suicide is forbidden, killing of
noncombatants is forbidden, but martyrdom is
rewarded with entrance into heaven and, therefore,
with great material rewards in the world to come.
What I wrote about Islam’s position on suicide is not
secret, esoteric knowledge. It is common knowledge
well known and can easily be discerned by anyone
doing a very elementary study of the religion. Yet what
we have today is the knee jerk, unconscious association
of the religion of Islam with suicide bombings. Even to
the point where claims of getting 72 virgins are an
Islamic prize offered for suicide. This is a cruel and ugly
lie about Islam that has been so widely perpetuated
that it is accepted as fact. Corrections to the
association of Islam with suicide and the killing of
innocents are not made in the media. Instead it is
glued even tighter by reporting that NOT a person
disobeying Islam, but a Muslim imbued with Islamic
religious fervor committed a suicide.
We have a media that is too eager to enlighten and
spread the word about crazy Muslims killing themselves
for 72 virgins. We read and hear everyday about suicide
bombers in Iraq killing themselves and other Iraqis
with them. We are to believe that a religion that
strongly condemns suicide, promises severe
punishment in hell for those who commit it and has
never had a strategy of using suicide to fight wars until
recent contact with Israelis — somehow has spawned
the most suicide killers on earth. I don’t believe for a
minute that the reports about suicide killings in Iraq
are true. Many independent journalists and eye
witnesses have reported how Mossad and US
occupational forces have staged incidents to make
them appear to be Iraqi suicide killings. In fact there
are many cases where the perpetrators have been
caught.
Oddly enough in this saga about suicide killings we
read the following headlines from Israeli newspapers:
“Fewer officers to be armed as suicide becomes IDF’s
top killer!!!” which you can read more about at the
following links:
http://www.indybay.org/
newsitems/2005/12/14/17904291.php
http://www.haaretzdaily.com/hasen/
spages/657996.html
http://www.warwithoutend.co.uk/zone0/
viewtopic.php?
t=45975&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0&si
The leading cause of death for the Israeli Defense
Forces is suicide!!! Well, well it looks like suicide is really
an Israeli problem and not a Muslim one. Their IDF
commit far more suicides than what is being blamed on
Muslims. We already know that Israel leads the world
in trafficking prostitutes and that there are hundreds
of brothels in Tel Aviv. Israel has no law against
trafficking people, and no law against prostitution.
Who knows, maybe having access to one prostitute at a
time on a soldier’s salary was not enough for those IDF
soldiers. Maybe these soldiers believed the lies told
about Muslims and were trying to get their 72 virgins
too. See how strong an effect Jewish lies have on their
own people.
By Nashid Abdul-Khalliq

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Re: 72 Virgins Boko Haram Are Dying For: See D Real Pictures by Jakumo(m): 6:30pm On Jun 27, 2012
Bin Laden looks disappointed. He must be smoking that hash to escape the reality of his hellish fate. Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy ha ha.

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Re: 72 Virgins Boko Haram Are Dying For: See D Real Pictures by Gertynk: 7:19pm On Jun 27, 2012
Hahahaha, lwkmd. This guy u bad oooo
Re: 72 Virgins Boko Haram Are Dying For: See D Real Pictures by amosy007: 7:26pm On Jun 27, 2012
Lol choi islam sori boko haram don suffer grin cheesy
Re: 72 Virgins Boko Haram Are Dying For: See D Real Pictures by jamace(m): 7:27pm On Jun 27, 2012
Na wa o! grin grin
Re: 72 Virgins Boko Haram Are Dying For: See D Real Pictures by Nobody: 8:56pm On Jun 27, 2012
@13 volts

"Verily, for the Muttaqun [righteous], there will be a success (paradise); gardens and grapeyards; and young full-breasted (mature) maidens of equal age; and a full cup (of wine)" (An-Naba 78:31-34).


Hadith number 2,562 Sunan al-Tirmidhi says, "The least reward for the people of Heaven is 80,000 servants and 72 wives, over which stands a dome of pearls, aquamarine and ruby."

This 'religion' promises an acceptance into the playboy mansion to muderers
Re: 72 Virgins Boko Haram Are Dying For: See D Real Pictures by Nobody: 8:56pm On Jun 27, 2012
jerseyboy: @13 volts

"Verily, for the Muttaqun [righteous], there will be a success (paradise); gardens and grapeyards; and young full-breasted (mature) maidens of equal age; and a full cup (of wine)" (An-Naba 78:31-34).


Hadith number 2,562 Sunan al-Tirmidhi says, "The least reward for the people of Heaven is 80,000 servants and 72 wives, over which stands a dome of pearls, aquamarine and ruby."

This 'religion' promises an acceptance into the playboy mansion to muderers
Belief in a cruel God makes a cruel man.
Thomas Paine


ISLAM IS NOT A RELIGION. IT IS AN INSTRUMENT OF TERROR.

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Re: 72 Virgins Boko Haram Are Dying For: See D Real Pictures by Piro4rl(m): 9:39pm On Jun 27, 2012
NOT BE SMALL VIRGINS
Re: 72 Virgins Boko Haram Are Dying For: See D Real Pictures by HighChief4(m): 2:23am On Jun 28, 2012
Islam is all about terrorism and muslims will keep denying this fact. Their Qur’an instigates them to kill and maim people.


JUST IMAGINE THESE FROM THE BOOK OF ‘PEACE’

“So, fight them till all opposition ends and the only religion is Islam” Qur’an 8:39
“Terrorize and behead those who believe in scriptures other than the Qur’an.” 8:12
“Slay the unbelievers [non-muslims] wherever you find them.” 2:191
“When opportunity arises, kill the infidels wherever you catch them.” 9:5
“Any religion other than Islam is not acceptable.” 3:85
“The Jews and the Christians are perverts; fight them.” 9:30
“Make war on the infidels [christians and jews ] living in your neighborhood.” 9:123
“Maim and crucify the infidels if they criticize Islam.” 5:33
“Punish the unbelievers with garments of fire, hooked iron rods, boiling water; melt their skin and bellies.” 22:19
“Do not hanker for peace with the infidels; behead them when you catch them.” 47:4
“The unbelievers are stupid; urge the Muslims to fight them.” 8:65
“Muslims must not take the infidels as friends.” 3:28
“Muslims must muster all weapons to terrorize the infidels.” 8:60.
Re: 72 Virgins Boko Haram Are Dying For: See D Real Pictures by menakachichima(m): 5:35am On Jun 28, 2012
Their are inconsistencies in the write up,its written in d queran abt d 72 virgins ɑ̤̥̈̊ƞd̶̲̥̅̊ servants S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ its obvious τ̩̩̥Ђα̲̅τ̩̩̥ islam supports suicide but in d same queran its against taking ones Life .but from all indications muslems are S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ brutal,voilent ɑ̤̥̈̊ƞd̶̲̥̅̊ wicked.they are d ishmael trib in d bible caused †̥☺ always hamper peace.muslim delight in killing ppl.its not a religion but a terrors congregation †̥☺ kill.
Re: 72 Virgins Boko Haram Are Dying For: See D Real Pictures by Nobody: 7:06am On Jun 28, 2012
planetuzor: Could this be the 72 virgins boko haram are Killing themselves for....

I dey laugh oooo
Re: 72 Virgins Boko Haram Are Dying For: See D Real Pictures by bashydemy(m): 9:34am On Jun 28, 2012
menakachi chima: Their are inconsistencies in the write up,its written in d queran abt d 72 virgins ɑ̤̥̈̊ƞd̶̲̥̅̊ servants S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ its obvious τ̩̩̥Ђα̲̅τ̩̩̥ islam supports suicide but in d same queran its against taking ones Life .but from all indications muslems are S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ brutal,voilent ɑ̤̥̈̊ƞd̶̲̥̅̊ wicked.they are d ishmael trib in d bible caused †̥☺ always hamper peace.muslim delight in killing ppl.its not a religion but a terrors congregation †̥☺ kill.
you are such a big fool... If Muslim are the ishmael tribe who create and bless them? some people are just ignorant of what they dont know i swear and beside this is joke section, So why bring religious here? Moderator abeg do you work
Re: 72 Virgins Boko Haram Are Dying For: See D Real Pictures by Nobody: 9:38am On Jun 28, 2012
What is dis looking for in jokes section?? undecided

buh make we no lie oh, those virgins look really funny. Muslims, if dis is really d virgins wey dem promise you, then ur own don be, be dat oh. Kai!
Re: 72 Virgins Boko Haram Are Dying For: See D Real Pictures by damilola15: 12:54pm On Jun 28, 2012
Laughing hysterically.

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