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Questions I Dare U To Answer by tobechi74: 12:32am On Jun 28, 2012
WHAT IS JESUS SURNAME
WHAT IS SATAN SURENAME

IF MÖNEY DONT GROW ON TREES? WhY DO BANKS HAVE BRANCHES

WHEN TWO MEN ARE MARRIED, IS THE UNION CALLED "MAN UNITED"

IF POLICE CATCHES A ONE ARMED CRIMINAL, HOW WOULD HE BE HANDCUFFD?

If A 5 YEAR OLD ACTS IN A FILM RATED "OVER 18,"WOULD HE BE AlLOWD TO WATCH THE FILM?

IF THERE IS SPEED OF LIGHT AND SPEED OF SOUND, WHAT IS THE SPEED OF SMELL?

DO FISH GET THIRSTY?

DO YOU WAKE UP OR OPEN YOUR EYE FIRST?
Re: Questions I Dare U To Answer by Nobody: 11:02am On Jun 28, 2012
Nice one!
Re: Questions I Dare U To Answer by Kslib(m): 11:08am On Jun 28, 2012
tobechi74: WHAT IS JESUS SURNAME
WHAT IS SATAN SURENAME

IF MÖNEY DONT GROW ON TREES? WhY DO BANKS HAVE BRANCHES

WHEN TWO MEN ARE MARRIED, IS THE UNION CALLED "MAN UNITED"

IF POLICE CATCHES A ONE ARMED CRIMINAL, HOW WOULD HE BE HANDCUFFD?


If A 5 YEAR OLD ACTS IN A FILM RATED "OVER 18,"WOULD HE BE AlLOWD TO WATCH THE FILM?

IF THERE IS SPEED OF LIGHT AND SPEED OF SOUND, WHAT IS THE SPEED OF SMELL?

DO FISH GET THIRSTY?

DO YOU WAKE UP OR OPEN YOUR EYE FIRST?
Nice one!!!
He would be legcuffed
Re: Questions I Dare U To Answer by terrifikjo(m): 11:09am On Jun 28, 2012
its cool, love it
Re: Questions I Dare U To Answer by tomzman: 2:35pm On Jun 28, 2012
Hmmm
Re: Questions I Dare U To Answer by bunmioguns(m): 2:53pm On Jun 28, 2012
tobechi74: WHAT IS JESUS SURNAME
WHAT IS SATAN SURENAME

IF MÖNEY DONT GROW ON TREES? WhY DO BANKS HAVE BRANCHES

WHEN TWO MEN ARE MARRIED, IS THE UNION CALLED "MAN UNITED"

IF POLICE CATCHES A ONE ARMED CRIMINAL, HOW WOULD HE BE HANDCUFFD?

If A 5 YEAR OLD ACTS IN A FILM RATED "OVER 18,"WOULD HE BE AlLOWD TO WATCH THE FILM?

IF THERE IS SPEED OF LIGHT AND SPEED OF SOUND, WHAT IS THE SPEED OF SMELL?

DO FISH GET THIRSTY?

DO YOU WAKE UP OR OPEN YOUR EYE FIRST?
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CHRIST. . . Oya gimme my money sharp sharp embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
Re: Questions I Dare U To Answer by Kslib(m): 5:15pm On Jun 28, 2012
bunmioguns:
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CHRIST. . . Oya gimme my money sharp sharp embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
OF NAZARETH.... we go share the money.lol
Re: Questions I Dare U To Answer by tobechi74: 5:53pm On Jun 28, 2012
bunmioguns:
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CHRIST. . . Oya gimme my money sharp sharp embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed

christ is a title ..,it means the annoited...you are very wrong......
Re: Questions I Dare U To Answer by toygod2: 1:17am On Jul 11, 2012
OK, SATAN OF HELL-FIRE

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