Grandma in Court

Lawyers should never ask grandmas a question if they
aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a
small-town prosecuting attorney called his first
witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand.He
approached her and asked; " Mrs, Jones, do you know
me?"She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr.
Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy,
and frankly, you're a big disappointment to me. You
lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people and talk
about them behind their backs. You think you're a big
shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never
will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper
pusher. Yes, I know you."The lawyer was stunned! Not
knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room
and asked, " Mrs, Jones, do you know the defense
attorney?" She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've
known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster. He's lazy,
bigoted, and has a drinking problem. He can't build a
normal relationship with anyone and his law practice
is one of the worst in the state. Not to mention he
cheated on his wife with three different women. One of
them was your wife. Yes I know him."The defense
attorney almost died.The judge asked both lawyers to
approach the bench and in a quiet voice said: "If
either of you rascals asks her if she knows me, I'll
send you to the electric chair ."******

i posted this b4, still funny though

Mr. Cool, always no dulling wit u,
anyway God know your address.
see you later.

Mr. Cool, always no dulling wit u,
anyway God know your address.
see you later.

rily kool,but i rily want to kno wat d granma would say about the judge am sure he has got bigger skeletons in his closet,maybe cheated with both the lawyers wives
good one koolaboom

Cool

u try

This is d 8 thousand time i'm seeing this joke, still funny though.
I like the way @poster remixed da last sentence, *i'll send u 2 d electric chair*, original version, *i'll charge u both 4 contempt*.