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Grandmas Make D Worst Witnesses: True Story by coolkaboom(m): 6:19pm On Nov 29, 2007 |
Grandma in Court Lawyers should never ask grandmas a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand.He approached her and asked; " Mrs, Jones, do you know me?"She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you're a big disappointment to me. You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, " Mrs, Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster. He's lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes I know him."The defense attorney almost died.The judge asked both lawyers to approach the bench and in a quiet voice said: "If either of you rascals asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair ."****** |
Re: Grandmas Make D Worst Witnesses: True Story by cheche2(m): 6:32pm On Nov 29, 2007 |
i posted this b4, still funny though |
Re: Grandmas Make D Worst Witnesses: True Story by yewaman1(m): 11:03am On Nov 30, 2007 |
Mr. Cool, always no dulling wit u, anyway God know your address. see you later. |
Re: Grandmas Make D Worst Witnesses: True Story by yewaman1(m): 11:07am On Nov 30, 2007 |
Mr. Cool, always no dulling wit u, anyway God know your address. see you later. |
Re: Grandmas Make D Worst Witnesses: True Story by tumzy(m): 12:49pm On Nov 30, 2007 |
rily kool,but i rily want to kno wat d granma would say about the judge am sure he has got bigger skeletons in his closet,maybe cheated with both the lawyers wives good one koolaboom |
Re: Grandmas Make D Worst Witnesses: True Story by Neyoyo(m): 5:01pm On Dec 02, 2007 |
Cool |
Re: Grandmas Make D Worst Witnesses: True Story by showbobo(m): 7:32pm On Dec 02, 2007 |
u try |
Re: Grandmas Make D Worst Witnesses: True Story by topeteadr(m): 7:52pm On Dec 02, 2007 |
This is d 8 thousand time i'm seeing this joke, still funny though. I like the way @poster remixed da last sentence, *i'll send u 2 d electric chair*, original version, *i'll charge u both 4 contempt*. |
Re: Grandmas Make D Worst Witnesses: True Story by MrTurkey(m): 9:34pm On Dec 02, 2007 |
okay, next. . . |
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