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The Two Things Theory by ebamma(m): 3:40pm On Jun 29, 2012
As a Nigerian man there are two things involved,its either u are in the military or u are a civilian,if u are in the military u are safe, but if u are a civilian there are two things involved,its either u are a politician or u are a worker,if u are a politician u are safe, but if u are a worker there are two things even, its either u are self-employed or u are working for a company,if u are self-employed u are safe,but if u work for a company there are two things involved,its either u are getting a promotion or getting a sack,if u are getting a promotion u are safe,but if u are getting a sack there are two things involved,its either u are getting a payoff or u are not,if u are getting a payoff u are safe, but if u are not getting a payoff there are two things involved,its either u are lucky to get another or u become jobless,if u get another job u are safe,but if u become jobless there are two things involved,its either you join niger delta militants or bokoharam,if u join militants u are safe,but if u join bokoharam there are two things involved,its either u are killing or being killed,if u are killing u are safe,but if u are being killed there are two things involved,its either u will receive the 77 virgins or not,if u receive the 77 virgins u are safe but if u are not there is only one thing involve and it's called hellfire.

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Re: The Two Things Theory by Nobody: 3:26am On Jul 04, 2012
cheesy

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