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Dont Touch My Daughter: by olunifemi(f): 2:56pm On Apr 04, 2006 |
a man stoppd at a guest house one evening 2 ask 4 room 4 a night.the owner of d place told him no vacant room. "pls im stranded here and i need a place 2 put up till morning.i'll pay any amount of money."he said "i could let u sleep with my daughter,if u promise not 2 disturb her",he said said. the stranded man agreed. after a hearty dinner,he was led 2 d room .he undressd in d dark,slipped into bed,and felt d lady at his side. the next morning he asked 4 his bill. "it'll be half of wht u should pay originally. "thanks sir,but ur daughter was very cold" he said "yes i know,she'll be buried 2day." 1 Like |
Re: Dont Touch My Daughter: by Babybee(f): 9:41pm On Apr 04, 2006 |
omg |
Re: Dont Touch My Daughter: by hotangel2(f): 10:37pm On Apr 04, 2006 |
He slept beside a dead lady? |
Re: Dont Touch My Daughter: by Nobody: 2:56am On Apr 05, 2006 |
some freaky sh.it! |
Re: Dont Touch My Daughter: by micklplus(m): 7:31am On Apr 05, 2006 |
That was something else deadi body abi na zombie ! God forbid nice one! |
Re: Dont Touch My Daughter: by Efani(m): 9:08pm On Apr 05, 2006 |
it was straight |
Re: Dont Touch My Daughter: by kellygirl(f): 9:43am On Apr 24, 2006 |
disgusting |
Re: Dont Touch My Daughter: by Bolarge(m): 3:46pm On May 15, 2007 |
Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!! He should thank his stars he didn't try nothin funny wth her. Gettin goosebumps on his behalf |
Re: Dont Touch My Daughter: by beebaybee(f): 11:18am On May 17, 2007 |
tht is jus nasty u no. y did d man nt say a word to him b4 making him sleep wit sum1 dead. lol . |
Re: Dont Touch My Daughter: by olunifemi(f): 4:20pm On May 19, 2007 |
;d |
Re: Dont Touch My Daughter: by kattie(f): 7:56pm On May 19, 2007 |
Re: Dont Touch My Daughter: by olunifemi(f): 5:44pm On May 24, 2007 |
Re: Dont Touch My Daughter: by debies(f): 1:15pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
men that man is heartless oh if i be that guy i for burnt his to death oh wat nonsense |
Re: Dont Touch My Daughter: by clemcykul(f): 2:40pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
i dey feel the joke wella |
Re: Dont Touch My Daughter: by success123(m): 2:45pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
the man is wicked |
Re: Dont Touch My Daughter: by saucekid(m): 2:49pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
that one na skillz |
Re: Dont Touch My Daughter: by Lolabbey: 2:51pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
hmmm, how are we sure d guy ddnt do it ------- |
Re: Dont Touch My Daughter: by success123(m): 2:51pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
ha lola na wa for u |
Re: Dont Touch My Daughter: by Lolabbey: 2:56pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
na wah 4 waiting now? u sure sey man go fit sleep wth woman wthout----------------- |
Re: Dont Touch My Daughter: by tytylayor: 3:11pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
i neva see d man, he must commit touchery |
Re: Dont Touch My Daughter: by success123(m): 3:17pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
ha |
Re: Dont Touch My Daughter: by Lolabbey: 3:19pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
yes ke, u beta close yaa mouth b4 cocroch go enter |
Re: Dont Touch My Daughter: by tytylayor: 3:21pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
i go even hang stick foe d mouth sef |
Re: Dont Touch My Daughter: by Lolabbey: 3:23pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
hmmmmm,hmmm |
Re: Dont Touch My Daughter: by success123(m): 3:26pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
you are a very dirty girl lola |
Re: Dont Touch My Daughter: by Lolabbey: 3:27pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
na wah ooo u and dis ur dirty self ,i no understnd wetin u don hear self |
Re: Dont Touch My Daughter: by saucekid(m): 3:29pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
you dey disvirgin him already virgin ear |
Re: Dont Touch My Daughter: by clemcykul(f): 3:38pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
hmmmm |
Re: Dont Touch My Daughter: by Lolabbey: 3:40pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
na so? |
Re: Dont Touch My Daughter: by saucekid(m): 3:44pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
so na? |
Re: Dont Touch My Daughter: by Lolabbey: 4:25pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
u can do beta |
Re: Dont Touch My Daughter: by saucekid(m): 4:27pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
only with you |
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