Sm pple wil neva knw hw 2 ask questions!!!
Abeg, which kind questions b dis jor?!
1. Someone calls you at 2am and asks,"Are
you sleeping?
Ans: "No! I'm picking beans."
2. When its raining and someone notice you going out yet they ask,are you going out in
this rain?
Ans:"No! In the next one."
3. You are making out with your girlfriend
then you start pulling her panties then she
asks; what are you trying to do? Ans: "I want to wash it for u."
4. They see you coming out of the bathroom
wet, yet they ask, "Did you just have a
bath?"
Ans: "No, i fell into the toilet bowl."
5.You're standing in front of the elevator on the ground floor going to your office, yet
they ask, "Are you going up?"
Ans: "No, i'm waiting for my Office to come
down and get me."
6.Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch
of flowers, and you still ask, "Are those flowers?
Ans: "No baby, they're carrots!"
7.You are in the toilet and lock the door and
someone knocks, asking, "Is anyone there?"
Ans: "No! Na poo LOCK DOOR...."
Mtsheeeeeeew!! 8.You are in a queue at the cinema to buy
ticket, a friend saw you and asked, "What
are you doing here?"
Ans: "I'm here to pay my school fees..." ODE!
9.When they see you lying down with your
eyes closed and they still ask, are you sleeping??
Ans: "No, i'm trying to DANCE..."
Na wa oooo!!!!!!